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You have got to be kidding me.....
This will not go well.

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Max's POV

Girls screamed in the auditorium as the lights flickered. "Lo~", Hinagiku started singing.

"Bel~", Suzuran sang.

"I~", Benibara sang.

"A~!", everyone on stage sang to finish the school's name. The girls continued screaming as the people on stage sang until the curtain was completely closed.

~Magical Time Skip~

Benibara, Suzuran, and Hinagiku walked through Ouran's campus. "I thought today's performance went extremely well", Hinagiku said.

"Our singing and acting skills are admired wherever we go", Suzuran said.

"That's true, but the main event has yet to begin", Benibara said. "Right, girls?"

Max's POV

Haruhi I was walking down the hallway when I saw three familiar figures up ahead. "Hi, young gentleman and maiden", Benibara said.

"We've come for your and the young maiden's decision. Are you prepared to leave?", Hinagiku asked.

"We're ready to confront those Ouran Host Club idiots and set things straight once and for all", Suzuran said.

"Set what straight?", Haruhi asked. Benibara put an elbow on her shoulder.

"That you and the maiden should come with us and go to school with your own kind. The respectable group.", she replied and pulled me to Music Room 3 with the other two twirling behind them. They opened the doors to a dark room with a strange lump in the center. A girlish figure stood from the strange lump.

"Ouran~!", it sang. Another basically identical figure stood.

"Ouran~!", it sang. A different figure stood.

"Ouran~!", it sang in a deep voice. Another different figure stood.

"Ouran~!", it sang. Another, smaller, figure jumped up.

"Ouran~!", it sang. Finally, the lights turned on and another person stood up.

"Ouran~!", it sang.

"Host Club~!", they all sang together. "Welcomes you~!" The four girls stood in the doorway with white complexions and wide eyes.

"Oh, Max and Haruhi! Welcome back!", Tamaki said in a higher voice. He was in a pink and red dress with too much makeup and a long blond wig. He even wore long white gloves and big blue earrings. Oh my god. I can't believe they actually did it.

"Look Max-chan! I'm a princess now! Aren't I cute?", Honey asked. He was in a long blond wig with a big pink bow and a matching dress with too much makeup.

"What is the meaning of this?! Are you trying to make fun of womankind?!", Benibara asked, offended.

"What? No, that's not it at all. Everything's going according to plan. Our strategy is guaranteed to make even a crying child smile. It's the freebie campaign!", Tamaki said. "My dears, you ladies have all lived sheltered lives in Lobelia, so you might not know that commoners are weak. They have a weakness for free things. Haruhi, you may be distracted by the Zuka Club, but choose us and you gain not only a Host Club full of brothers, but sisters as well! See? This way you can experience feminine bonding while staying in the Host Club! Isn't that a great idea? Aren't I pretty?" The Twins came up to us next. They were in wigs that matched their natural hair colors and were styled into two ponytails each. They were in light greenish blue and yellow dresses while also wearing too much makeup.

"We're the Hitachiin sisters. Which one of us is prettier?", they asked. They got closer.

"I'm just teasing you", Hikaru said in a higher voice. Kaoru laughed a higher pitched laugh. Honey came up next.

"Listen! Max-chan! Haru-chan! You can call me Big Sis from now on", he said. Mori and Kyoya came up next. Mori had a tambourine and was in a kind of princely outfit while Kyoya was in a dark dress, long black wig, and a fan covering his face. He was most likely wearing too much makeup too.

"Why you-- DO YOU IDIOTS REALLY THINK YOU CAN WIN THEM OVER LIKE THIS? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FOOLING AROUND!!", Benibara screamed until Haruhi burst into laughter. I started to giggle and I covered my mouth. Everyone stopped and looked at Haruhi and I.

"This is too much!", Haruhi said and continued to laugh on the floor. "I don't even get what you're trying to do!! I knew you were a bunch of goofballs, but geez!!" She wiped tears from her eyes she was laughing so hard.

"Oh my god! I can't believe you dorks actually did this!" I giggled and leaned up against a pole for support.

"Are we really thay funny?", Honey and the Twins asked. Haruhi started laughing again and they started chasing her. "Call me 'Big Sister'! Come on, do it! Just say it!! Big Sister! Say it, please?!"

"Come on, cut it out!", Haruhi begged through laughs. Soon, she calmed down. "What were you thinking? What's gotten into you guys?"

"We did this because we didn't want you to leave the Host Club, Haruhi", Hikaru said in his normal voice. She smiled.

"Well, maiden, gentleman? Have you made a choice?", Benibara asked. Haruhi stood up.

"Yeah, I have", she said. She dusted herself off. "I'm sorry, but your club's not for me. I think the idea of a girls' school is great and your views are very unique and interesting, but I came to this school with a goal and a plan for my future. So, while I appreciate your offer, I really already knew that I was never going to leave Ouran Academy." Mori hit his tambourine and Tamaki started to cry.

"My answer is no as well. I came to Ouran for a reason but now this club gave me a reason to enjoy my time here." I smile at the hosts.

"HARUHIII!! MAAAAAX!!!", he said. Then he thought for a moment. "Hold on Haruhi, if you knew you weren't going to leave, then why did you act so angry yesterday?"

"How would you feel if I stole something of yours without asking you?! I really liked that mechanical pencil!! It was easy to write with!!", Haruhi said angrily.

"I'm sorry...", he said. "But I was nice and offered my teddy bear pencil in return and you said you didn't want it!"

"That's right and I still don't want it", she mumbled.

"Um, Benio?", Suzuran asked.

"Yes. I know", she replied. Tamaki waved his pencil in front of Haruhi while she held in her annoyance and I shook my head in disappointment. "We're not going to give up on you, gentleman, maiden. I swear this to you. Someday we'll come and rescue you from this place!! And, when we do, we'll abolish the Ouran Host Club!! Well, adieu." Benibara waved and the three girls giggled as they twirled away only to slip on banana peels while twirling in the hallway. The lights went off in the room and a spotlight shown on Renge's rising platform.

"And so, a new rival, the Zuka Club, has appeared. From this point on, the stories gonna get even more exciting", she said. "What's going to happen to our beloved Host Club boys next? Hang in there, Host Club! Don't give up, boys!" Renge began eating her banana.

"Hey! It's not your job to cook things up!", Tamaki said. However, he slipped on a banana peel before he could say any more. I helped him up and he thanked me.

This Host Club.....
It's like a family.
It's small, and a little broken,
But still good.
I'm happy to be a part of it.