Why are "Baldi x Reader" books a thing here on Wattpad? I mean, if you enjoy writing those kinds of things, you're not an idiot. I'm just saying that...IF BALDI CAN BE YOUR BF, THEN WHY COULDN'T GRANNY BE YOUR GF?! Well, maybe it's because she's old. But Baldi also looks old. This hurts my head. I gotta go sit down for awhile...