Hey y'all. It's your Water Princess here. Sorry about about the lack of updates. But you lot probs don't care as to why. Soooo......ON TO THE STORY.
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Ship:Vikklan
Status: Couple
Setting: London (or wherever the Sidemen live)
Requests: Pretend Lachlan hasn't met the Sidemen yet and this is when he meets them.
* means see authors note. I have a clever comment but I don't want to interrupt the story.

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Vikk skipped over to the terminal that had flights arriving from Australia. He saw a very tall, fluffy haired Aussie standing by the gate, looking lost. The fluffy Aussie was looking around in hopes to familiar face. He almost saw Vikk, but Vikk ducked behind a group of teens off to France on a school trip. Vikk slipped behind Lachlan and ran to him. He tackled him.

"LACHLAN," Vikk yelled as he wrapped his arms around Lachlan waist.

"VIKKY," shrieked Lachlan as he crashed to the floor. Vikk lay on Lachlan as they laughed their butts off in the middle of the airport. Lachlan stood up, picking Vikk up in his arms as he went.

"I missed you so much Vikky," Lachlan said as he looked into Vikk's dark brown eyes.

"I missed you you to Little Lachy," Vikk replied as he laced his arms around Lachlan's neck. "Can you put me down?"

"I don't really want to," he said as he pulled Vikk even closer to him and buried his face in Vikk's shoulder.

"Lachy if you don't put me down, we can't go to Chipotle," Vikk said, praying that the mini bribe would work.

"CHIPOTLE?!?!" Lachlan yelled. He basically dropped Vikk to the floor, grabbed his bags and ran ahead of Vikk. Vikk laughed and followed his goofy boyfriend.

TIME SKIP B/C I'VE NEVER GONE TO CHIPOTLE SO I CAN'T WRITE IT

Vikk pulled into the drive of the Sidemen house. "Ready to meet the guys?" Lachlan looked at Vikk, as he ran his hand through his hair. "Lachlan talk to me," Vikk ordered.

Lachlan cracked a small smile at Vikk trying to be dominate*. Lachlan ran his fingers through his hair again, making it even more messy than normal. "Vikk, these are your closest friends. If they don't like me, it's like a kiss of death. I love you so much and I just want them to like me."

"Lachlan, sweetheart, I love you too. I know they will like you. And if they don't, I don't care. They maybe my friends, but you're my soulmate. I won't give you up because they don't like you." Vikk leaned over to Lachlan, slipped his hand behind Lachlan's head, and pulled Lachlan into a soft kiss. It wasn't of passion, but it spoke of a simple promise. It spoke of Vikk's promise to love Lachlan. When Vikk pulled away, Lachlan had a smile "Ready Mr. Blur?"

"I am now, Helmet Boy."

They walk into the Sidemen house holding hands, "OI. I'M BACK. AND I BROUGHT MY AUSTRALIAN," Vikk yelled as they entered.

"LIVING ROOM," yelled Tobi and Josh.

"KITCHEN," screamed Harry, his mouth full.

"GET OFF ME SIMON," shouted JJ as they crashed down the stairs. Simon was on JJ's back with Ethan following them laughing hysterically.

Lachlan watched JJ tumble off the stairs, and started to laugh. "Hi I'm..."

Harry walked out of the kitchen, holding a piece of pizza "We know who you are. You're Lachlan. Vikk's oversized Aussie boy toy."

Vikk's face turned red. "And your Harry. The annoyingly young Sideman who acts like a spoilt child when he loses a FIFA match," replied Lachlan without missing a beat. JJ and Simon had stopped trying to detangle themselves and even Ethan had stopped laughing. They all looked at Lachlan with shock. Harry and Lachlan, on the other hand, looked at each other, smiled and shook hands.

Vikk relaxed. Lachlan had made friends with Harry. Now he had to just worry about JJ.

"OI, WOULD YOU TWO GET OUT HERE," Harry screamed to Josh and Tobi, just as they walked into the foyer. Simon and JJ had finally gotten off the floor.

"Let play a game," JJ drawled out, "Let's see if Aussie boy knows us all."

Vikk looked nervously at Lachlan, "That's not..."

"Shhh," Lachlan said as he slipped his arm around Vikk's waist. "No worries, baby. I got this."
Lachlan turned to Ethan, "You're Ethan. You're the guy who women fall in love with just because of your laugh."

Ethan laughed (not a suprise) "That's me!!"

Lachlan then turned to Tobi, "Hi Tobi. According to Vikk you're the nicest and most trusty worthy of the Sidemen. You like to splat eggs on people."

Tobi smiled at the complement. "Thanks man!"

Lachlan looked at Josh, "You're Josh. You have a very entertaining mean streak and it makes me concerned that my sweet little Star lives with a possible sociopath."

Josh laughed out loud, "I wouldn't ever hurt your Star. I'm the one that protects him and his innocence from JJ."

"I can watch my own innocence thank you very much!" Vikk said, annoyed they talking about him like he wasn't there.

"I know you can baby, but I'm glad Josh is protecting you."

"My innocence is fine, and I don't need protection..."Vikk began but he was caught off by Josh.

"Vikk is the most innocent of us all. I don't even think he wanks," Josh said ignoring the huge blush on Vikk's face. "I've heard or walked in on everybody, but Vikk." Vikk buried his face in Lachlan's side while the other Sidemen turned red, remembering when Josh walked in on them.

Lachlan tighten his arm around Vikk and used his other hand to point at JJ. "You're JJ. The guy who screams all the time and thinks he can rap. Also, from your videos Vikk is the only one you haven't tried to rape on camera*."

"That's true. I plan on doing it though." JJ said with his creepy smile. "And I can rap. LA LA LAMBORGHINI," JJ yelled as he ran around the house.

"He can't rap. And you've said everyone but me. Who am I," Simon said.

"I CAN TO RAP. BITCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME IN MY LAMBORGHINI."

"Any way," Lachlan said glaring in the direction the sound was coming from, towards the Ping Pong room,"You are Simon. You are good at FIFA but you lost to JJ and became a red haired lesbian for a couple months."

Simon laughed, "I guess he does know us. You any good at FIFA?"

"I don't know. Maybe?" Lachlan said, smiling.

"Let's find out," Tobi said.

"YEAH," yelled Harry.

"Guys. He's had like a 24 hour flight. He's tired." Vikk said looking like an overprotective boyfriend. And as if to prove his point Lachlan gave a jaw cracking yawn.

"Alright. We can play later," Simon said.

"Are you coming to Nando's with us?" Ethan asked.

"No, don't think so. Lachlan basically asleep and I have a couple videos to edit." Vikk responded for the both of him.

"Alright. See you later," said Tobi.

"And use protection, Josh said with a wink. The 6 other Sidemen crashed and clattered out the door.

Vikk blushed and Lachlan just blinked owlishly at him "What..." as the need to sleep hit him hard, Lachlan questioned Vikk. Vikk pulled him up the stairs. "My bags..."

"Will be fine in the car, babe. Go to bed." Vikk said.

Lachlan gave a sleepy whimper. When they were in Vikk's room, Lachlan was so tired he looked around confusedly. Vikk giggled "Sit on my bed." Lachlan managed to get on the bed. Vikk stood in front of Lachlan and grabbed the hem of his shirt. Vikk pulled the soft fabric off Lachlan, his breath hitching as Lachlan's tight abs were revealed.

"Can you take off your jeans?" Lachlan just looked at Vikk like he didn't know what the words "off" meant or even what jeans were. Vikk gave a tired sigh, nervously slid the zipper down and shakily undid the button. He slipped his fingers under the waist band of Lachlan's jeans and pulled them off. Lachlan was left on Vikk's bed in just his blue boxers with yellow stars on them.

"Do you like them. They're my Vikkstar boxers." Lachlan said almost asleep.

"Of course I do," Vikk said blushing. "Now lie down and get some sleep."

"Will you sleep with me?"

"No baby I can't. I have work to do.

"Please Little Star," Lachlan said fighting to keep his eyes open, and to remain sitting up.

"Alright," Vikk said, knowing full well Lachlan wouldn't sleep until Vikk was next to him, "But lie down, please."

"Ok," Lachlan said as he slid under the soft blankets. He turned to watch Vikk undress. Vikk pulled off his red sidemen shirt and black jeans, revealing his own tight stomach, and black boxers. He slipped under the covers next to Lachlan with a smile.

Lachlan was almost asleep and he just rapped his arms around Vikk and buried his face in Vikk's soft hair. Vikk snuggled in close and breathed in Lachlan's smell.

They fell asleep like that and when the Boys came home and found them, Harry intended to shoot them with nerf darts but Simon carried him to the living room where Josh and JJ made him stay. They said that Vikklan was too cute to ruin right now.

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* We all know Lachlan is the male in Vikklan. But Vikk tries. He's the more mature one, he's just too small to actually be dominant where it matters.

*JJ has "raped" a lot of them on camera. I don't know if it's all of them, but it has never been Vikk.
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HEY Y'ALL IMMMM BAAACCCCKKKK. Kinda not really. I won't be able update for ages after this.

That's why this is so long. I should have split this up, but I feel super bad for not updating so you get a 1500ish long story as an apology.

Tell me if you like the new system of Authors Notes better. I do.

BYE Y'ALL YOUR WATER PRINCESS IS OUT OF HERE!!!!