"Hey what's-" I started
"going on doods, it's Mitch, or BajanCanadian here!" Mitch interrupts.
"Mitch you salty dog!" I exclaim.
"Anyways, hi guys, Lachlan here, and today, we're playing Battle Dome, but Mitch, there is a catch."
"Indeed there is, instead of a 3v3, it's a 2v2v2, the whole Pack!"
"Alright it's Jerome and Preston, Vikk and Rob, and Me and Mitch."
"Actually Lachlan it's Mitch and I."
"We'll see ya Mitch I'm digging for diamonds."
"Alright I'll get food and pearls."
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"Alright me and Lachlan are outfitted in our Diamond Chestplates!"
"Mitch, I believe it's Lachlan and I. We also have our diamond swords enchanted sharpness 3! Count em, three!"
Chat:
BajanCanadian> 3
BajanCanadian> 2
BajanCanadian> 1
JeromeASF was blown up by a creeper.
JeromeASF> no, im respawning
Vikkstar123> Jerome y u so bad?
TBNRFrags> why was i paired with Jerome?
Skype:
"Meeetch I see Jerommeeee" I peer over the mountain and see Jerome cooking in furnaces.
"Lachy, stay low, Preston's not there, he's probably hiding, that little fiesh." Mitch replies, "It's probably a trap. You go for the bait, and when Preston attacks you, i'll come from behind!"
"YOLO MUTHER FUDGERRRS!" I yell as I run for Jerome.
Just as expected, Preston comes from behind.
I pour lava in the direction of Jerome and turn to Preston who's already fighting Mitch. I help Mitch kill Preston, and Jerome isn't too happy. Mitch and I retreat, both of us low.
Jerome follows, and hacks at us with his axe. We made a plugin just for Jerome where axes and swords do equal amount of damage. We take turns swinging our weapons at the Bac, and eventually he has less health than me. I take one swing and hear a
"FTANG!"
His chestplate broke!
I swing and he disappears, items left behind.
"WOOHOO!" I yell in victory. "Mitch we need to heal."
"Lachlan." Mitch says curtly, " I've been dead for a couple minutes."
"Thanks for your sword buddy." I thank him mischievously.
I combine his sword and my sword on an anvil and voila I have a sharpness 4 sword.
I scroll up in chat and well enough, it says BajanCanadian was killed by JeromeASF.
"Where are Vikk and Rob?" I wonder.
I dig underground to regen.
Oops! Almost fell into the vo-

Almost fell into the void!
"That's it!" I say to no one in particular in the Skype call, since Mitch left to the dead person call.
I go to work, making the perfect trap.

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"I see Lachlan's name tag!" I gasp.
"Where, where?!" Vikk asks me excitedly.
He follows me as I walk towards the tag.
A hole with a ladder. Lachlan must've seen us coming and dug down here. I go down cautiously. Vikk is staying at the top. I'm sure I can take Lachlan if I have full diamond!
plop!

plop!
I look down to see the void.
My hearts flash and I look back.
Lachlan just knocked me off!

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I climb up the ladder and take a swing.
The character spins around and face me.
We trade hits, the battle is intense, each of us retreating once in a while to heal.

"FTANG!"

"FTANG!"

My helmet and boots break.
Vikk suddenly looks extremely menacing.
I hit the ground running with Vikk trailing.
He is chasing, meaning he isn't low.
Or is he?
I turn to face him. And shoot him with my bow.
He retaliates with a sword swipe.
Ouch! 4 hearts remaining!
He is low, so he pelts me with snowballs.
"FTANG!"
Are you kidding me!
All I have left is my Iron Unbreaking II leggings!
I juke Vikk around a tree and regen. I see him on top of the trees searching for me. Bad idea. I break the leaves under him and he falls at least eight blocks. He tries to defend, but I easily finish him with a couple bow shots, and he dies.

That's it. I won.
TBNRFrags killed by BajanCanadian
BajanCanadian killed by JeromeASF
JeromeASF killed by Lachlan
MrWoofless> fell out of the world
Vikkstar123 killed by Lachlan

Why isn't anyone GG ing yet?
Wait.
Rob didn't die. He typed that.
I sprint back to the hole and climb slowly down the ladder.
Sure enough, The hole I threw Rob down, and blocked with obsidian was still there. And so was his name tag.
Thank god I'm shifting. Also, there are tiny cracks lining the obsidian. He's trying to break out. He probably caught himself with water, and is trying to break the obsidian, but the water is slowing it. I take out my pick and break the obsidian for him.
"Hasta la vista, Roberto." I shoot him further down the stream, and block up the water.
MrWoofless fell out of the world
BajanCanadian> YEA LACHLANNNNNNNNNN
TBNRFrags> GG Bois!
JeromeASF> gg
Vikkstar123> GG Lachy
MrWoofless> Argh good game!
We meet in a Skype call together.
"Wow! Nice job Lachlan the Strategist!" Jerome says.
"I try." I reply smugly.
"HeartEyeEmoji/10" Preston rates.
"My team wins and you mutherfudgers loose!" Mitch brags.
"Everyone hop back in Minecraft" I say.
TBNRFrags joined the game
JeromeASF joined the game
BajanCanadian joined the game
Vikkstar123 joined the game
Mrwoofless joined the game
"Ready?" I ask.
/nuke

JeromeASF died
Vikkstar123 died
TBNRFrags died
Lachlan died
Mrwoofless died
BajanCanadian died
(@9741|\|_59@rk|3z died
Chat:
BajanCanadian: who the fudge are you?
(@9741|\|_59@rk|3z: h lp
Lachlan: um r u ok?
(@9741|\|_59@rk|3z: ts me ord n
JeromeAsf: alright who was this
Everyone: not me
(@9741|\|_59@rk|3z: I font hve tie
Jordan Maron joined the game
"Hello?"
Am I going crazy or did the game just speak?
Lachlan: CaptainSparklez?
"Yes it's me! Listen, something is happening to Youtubers all over YouTube. They're getting sucked into their most played games! Markiplier is in FNAF, Jacksepticeye is in Undertale, Pewdiepie is in Silent Hills, You guys have got to get away from your computers!"
Vikkstar123: who is (@9741|\|_59@rk|3z?
"My account was glitched. It happens when you're about to go into your game."
|3@!@|\|(@|\|@|)!@|\|: sh t
Mitchell Ice Hughes joined the game
"Dammit! Run you guys!"
j3r0/\/\3@5f: f k
\/!kK57@r!2E: aa h
/\/\r\/\/00f|355: o N o
7|3|\|rfr@65: Ca tus
|_@(h|_@|\|: f u
Jerome Earth Aceti joined the game
Vikram Wind Barns joined the game
Robert Water Woof joined the game
Preston Fire Arsement joined the game
Lachlan Electric Power joined the game
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Oh shiz! Things got real! Lachlan is going to be main character FYI ~ Yaboi Pyro
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