Duolingo: Because all of you are so rubbish at keeping your streaks...
Duolingo: I'm going to add some more people to this group chat who are even more terrible then you

Duolingo added Anne, Marcy and Sasha

Marcy: What's going on?
Anne: What has Duolingo added us to?!
Sasha: HEY, DUOLINGO!!!
Duolingo: What do you want Sasha Waybright?
Sasha: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU ADDED US TO?!
Duolingo: I've added you to a group chat made by Luz Noceda
Anne: LUZ NOCEDA?!
Marcy: FROM THE OWL HOUSE?!
Sasha: What the hell are you two talking about?
Blightsexual_Luz: Huh?
Blightsexual_Luz: What's going on?
Blightsexual_Luz: WAIT, THE CALAMITY TRIO?!?!
Blightsexual_Luz: What are these three doing here?!?!
Duolingo: I have added them here because they are absolutely terrible at keeping there streaks too
Anne: What do you mean?
Duolingo: Anne Savisa Boonchuy, you have missed 100+ Thai lessons
Anne: ขอโทษ 😔

(Sorry)

Sasha: Why would Anne need Thai lessons anyway?
Marcy: Yeah
Anne: I struggle with Thai sometimes, ok
Marcy: It's ok Anna Banana
Sasha: Yeah
Duolingo: Why have you missed so many lessons anyway?
Anne: I'm stuck in a frog world, I don't have Internet
Duolingo: Excuses, excuses
Duolingo: Thai or die 🇹🇭
Duolingo: Marcy Regina Wu, you have missed 100+ lessons of Taiwanese
Marcy: 抱歉多鄰國 :(

(Sorry Duolingo :( )

Anne: Mar-Mar, I didn't know you were learning Taiwanese
Marcy: Yeah, I just wanted to feel a little more connected with my culture
Sasha: Am I the only person who knew Marcy was Taiwanese
Anne: WAIT YOU ARE?!
Sasha: 🤦🏼‍♀️
Marcy: 🤦🏻‍♀️
Duolingo: Remember, Taiwanese or you get broken knees 🇹🇼
Marcy: 😭😭😭
Sasha: Don't worry Mar-Mar, I won't let the green owl hurt you
Duolingo: Sasha Elizabeth Waybright (or should I say... Gaybright)!!! 🏳️‍🌈
Sasha: 😳
Sasha: Sie sind auch! 🏳️‍🌈

(You are too! 🏳️‍🌈)

Duolingo: Too shay
Duolingo: Anyway...
Duolingo: You have missed 100+ lessons of German
Sasha: Do you really think I'm going to apologise
Duolingo: I highly doubt it but just remember, German or perish like a vermin!!! 🇩🇪
Anne: Wait Sash, you're German?!
Marcy: I'm gonna admit, I didn't know that either
Luzbian_Amity: What's going on?
Luzbian_Amity: Luz, who are these people?
Blightsexual_Luz: El trío de la calamidad

(The Calamity Trio)

Luzbian_Amity: Huh?
💚Willow💚: CALAMITY TRIO?!?!
💛Hunter💛: CALAMITY TRIO!!!
💚Willow💚: Hello Marcy, you're so smart and cool
Marcy: Well Thanks!!!
💛Hunter💛: Sasha, I really look up to you and your armour is so cool
Sasha: I totally agree, thanks dude
Anne: Hey Luz
Blightsexual_Luz: What?
Anne: Could you give me and my friends some cool nicknames like yours and Amity's
Blightsexual_Luz: Sure thing!

Blightsexual_Luz changed Anne's name to Sashappic_Anne
Blightsexual_Luz changed Marcy's name to Lesbianne_Marcy

Sasha: What about me, I wanna match with my gfs
Sashapphic_Anne: 😳
Lesbianne_Marcy: 😳
Sasha: 😳
Luzbian_Amity: I see a polyamorous relationship of tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅👀
💛Hunter💛: Says the original tomato 🍅
Luzbian_Amity: Says the Willow simp tomato 🍅
💛Hunter💛: Says the Luz simp tomato 🍅
💚Willow💚: Stop it you too, you're all tomatoes
Blightsexual_Luz: @Sasha, give me a second

Blightsexual_Luz changed Sasha's name to Polyamarcyous_Sasha

Blightsexual_Luz: Perfection👌🏽
Blightsexual_Luz: Duolingo, I think you let Sashannarcy go now
Duolingo: Ok, have you're final goodbyes
Blightsexual_Luz: Bye Calamity Trio!!! 👋🏼
Sashappic_Anne: Bye Luz!!!👋🏼
Lesbianne_Marcy: We'll miss you all!!!👋
Polyamarcyous_Sasha: Bye bye, you Blightsexual!!!👋🏻

Sashapphic_Anne, Lesbianne_Marcy and Polymarcyous_Sasha left the groupchat

Blightsexual_Luz: 🥲
💛Hunter💛: WAIT, NOOOOOOO!!!
💚Willow💚: WE DIDN'T GET TO SAY GOODBYE!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: Sorry but you're too late Huntlow
💛Hunter💛: 😭😭😭😭😭
💚Willow💚: 😭😭😭😭😭
Luzbian_Amity: What were you doing while they left then?
💛Hunter💛: ...
Luzbian_Amity: 😏
💚Willow💚: Alright, alright...
💚Willow💚: WE WERE ON A DATE, NOW SHUT UP!!!

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