Luz's Guide To The Human Realm
(Thank you @the_Dimtrioo for giving me the idea to make this chapter)
Giraffeboy_lol: Uhhhh 😩
Luzbian_Amity: 🤨
Matty: 📸
Blightsexual_Luz: What's wrong Gus?
Giraffeboy_lol: I really want to visit The Human Realm :(
Blightsexual_Luz: I know Gus, I know 😞
Giraffeboy_lol: What's with the emoji Amity?
Luzbian_Amity: I thought you were moaning
Giraffeboy_lol: What's moaning?
Blightsexual_Luz: Shhhhh Amity 🤫
Giraffeboy_lol: What's going on?
Blightsexual_Luz: Well Gus, moaning us something that gets used in very sus context in the human realm
Giraffeboy_lol: Oh ok
Giraffeboy_lol: Luz, could you teach me more about the human realm?
Blightsexual_Luz: I'm not sure, I don't want to spoil something that means do much to you, especially because you're 11
Giraffeboy_lol: I'm 12
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh okay then
Luzbian_Amity: Are you sure you should tell him Battata?
Blightsexual_Luz: Yep, what could go wrong?
Blightsexual_Luz: Alright then Gus, let me tell you all about The Human Realm
Giraffeboy_lol: YES!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: Let's start then
Blightsexual_Luz: So in The Human realm, most people spend all of their time on TikTok
Giraffeboy_lol: What's a TikTok?
Blightsexual_Luz: TikTok is like YouTube but it's shorter videos
Blightsexual_Luz: And it gives people low attention spans
Giraffeboy_lol: Is that why you have a low attention span?
Blightsexual_Luz: No, I have it because I have a thing called ADHD
Giraffeboy_lol: ADHD?
Blightsexual_Luz: ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, I don't think I need to explain any further
Giraffeboy_lol: Ok then
Giraffeboy_lol: I'm really confused about this:
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh that's the Barbie Jail meme
Giraffeboy_lol: ???
Blightsexual_Luz: It's this random meme that started after the trailer for the Barbie movie was released
Matty: We should do this meme
Giraffeboy_lol: Why?
Matty: I've already gotten to work on making some fanart
Giraffeboy_lol: Sure...
Blightsexual_Luz: Here's something to take your mind off whatever just happened:
Giraffeboy_lol: That was funny
Blightsexual_Luz: Yeah it was
Matty: Gus, you're so cool
And with my president crown we're gonna rule
Gus understand, I'm gonna love you till the very end~
Blightsexual_Luz and Giraffeboy_lol blocked Matty
Giraffeboy_lol: Please continue
Blightsexual_Luz: Well I don't really know what to tell you, there's to much to cover on this one subject
Giraffeboy_lol: Just show me some ancient memes n' stuff
Blightsexual_Luz: Great choice 👌
Blightsexual_Luz: This is a Rubix Cube, the oldest fidget toy there is
Giraffeboy_lol: I think I've just fallen in love for the very first time
Matty went offline
Blightsexual_Luz: What about Bria?
Giraffeboy_lol: Forget her
Blightsexual_Luz: True
Blightsexual_Luz: This
Giraffeboy_lol: What's that
Blightsexual_Luz: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT NYAN CAT?!
Giraffeboy_lol: Please just tell me what it is
Blightsexual_Luz: It's perfect in every way, that's what it is
Luzbian_Amity: Just like you xxx
Blightsexual_Luz: Ditto xxx
SweetLittle_Basilisk:
Blightsexual_Luz: I didn't mean it like that lol 😆
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Ditto, the Genderfluid Pokémon
Blightsexual_Luz: Awww so cute!!!
🩷🤍💜🖤💙
Giraffeboy_lol: I don't get what's going on
Blightsexual_Luz: Just ignore us talking about Pokémon and Genderfluidity
SweetLittle_Basilisk: So what are you and Gus talking about anyway?
Blightsexual_Luz: He wants to learn as much as he can about the human realm before he goes there
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Oh nice, I know something he'll like then
Blightsexual_Luz: You mean?
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Yes
SweetLittle_Basilisk:
Giraffeboy_lol: 😮
SweetLittle_Basilisk:
SweetLittle_Basilisk: 😏
Blightsexual_Luz: 😳
Luzbian_Amity: 😳
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Let me correct you there Amity...
SweetLittle_Basilisk: *🍅
SweetLittle_Basilisk:
Blightsexual_Luz: Hooty no
Hooty: Hooty yes
Luzbian_Amity: When did he get back here?
Hooty: I can go anywhere
Hooty: I AM THE EYE OF THE TITAN!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: ???
Luzbian_Amity: ???
Giraffeboy_lol: ???
Giraffeboy_lol: But anyway, I have truly fallen in love with this masterpiece
Blightsexual_Luz: It is worm on a string
Giraffeboy_lol: Luz, could you please get me one when we go to the human realm?
SweetLittle_Basilisk: I could just buy you one now and then you can receive it once you enter the human realm
Giraffeboy_lol: Yes please, blue one please 🟦
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Sure, me and Masha are going Christmas shopping now anyway
Blightsexual_Luz: 😠
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Shhhhh Luz 🤫
Blightsexual_Luz: Fine 😞
Giraffeboy_lol: Thanks Vee!!! :D
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