Japanese or I break your knees!!!

Blightsexual_Luz: Why are you here Duolingo?
💚Willow💚: What's Duolingo anyway?
Giraffeboy_lol: Yeah
Blightsexual_Luz: Where were you two yesterday
💚Willow💚: Practicing Flyer Derby
Giraffeboy_lol: Hanging out with Mattholumole
Matty: We had so much fun! ☺️
Giraffeboy_lol: 🤨
Duolingo: I'm here because some people here have broken there streak
Duolingo: And my boyfriend hasn't been replying to my texts or threatening voicemails
Luzbian_Amity: WHAT?!
Blightsexual_Luz: Wow, you're such a yandere!
Duolingo: Augustus Porter, you have missed a whole week of learning Spanish!!!
Giraffeboy_lol: I'm sorry :(
Giraffeboy_lol: You should be telling off Mattholumole, he has been preventing me from doing it!!! 😭😭😭
Duolingo: You know the rules, Spanish or Vanish! 🇪🇸🔪🔪🔪
Duolingo: Matt Tholomule, you have missed 3 days or French
Giraffeboy_lol: Wait, Tholomule is your last name?!
Matty: Sorry Duo
Duolingo: Only my boyfriend can call me that!!! 😡
Duolingo: Learn French or the Trench!!! 🇫🇷
Giraffeboy_lol: Why are you learning French anyway?
Matty: Because I want to take you to Paris, the most beautiful city ever in the Human realm
Matty: Also the city of love ❤️
Matty: Voudrais-tu y aller avec moi un jour ?

(Would you like to go with me someday?)

Giraffeboy_lol: I don't speak French lol
Matty: :(
Duolingo: Willow Park, you have missed two weeks of Korean!!!
💚Willow💚: Oh yeah, I forgot I had the app 😅
Duolingo: Korean or you will never be seen...
Duolingo: ...again 🇰🇷
💚Willow💚: You don't scare me little green owl!!!
💚Willow💚: I could easily kick your butt!!!
💚Willow💚: 날 시험해봐!!!

(So try me!!!)

Luzbian_Amity: Oh TITAN!!! 😱😱😱
Blightsexual_Luz: I can't believe you have the guts to threaten the threatener birb
Duolingo: 😡

Duolingo kicked 💚Willow💚 from the groupchat

💛Hunter💛: HOW DARE YOU!!!
💛Hunter💛: 柳かそれ以外を返してください!

(GIVE ME BACK WILLOW OR ELSE!)

Duolingo: Hmmmm, perfect Japanese!!! 🇯🇵
Duolingo: You're doing a lot better than someone else I know...
Duolingo: 条件付きでウィローを手放すことにします...

(I shall let Willow go, on one condition)

Duolingo: 連続記録を100日間維持しなければなりません

(You must keep your streak for a hundred days)

💛Hunter💛: 🫡
Blightsexual_Luz: Wait what happened?!
💛Hunter💛: Duolingo kidnapped Willow

Duolingo added 💚Willow💚

💛Hunter💛: Are you ok dear?
💚Willow💚: Don't worry Sunflower, I'm alright
💛Hunter💛: 🥹
💚Willow💚: 🥹
Luzbian_Amity: 😏
Blightsexual_Luz: DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: Question, Willow why did you want to learn Korean in the first place
💚Willow💚: I don't know, lol
Blightsexual_Luz: Hunter, why pick Japanese
💛Hunter💛: I just picked a random language so I could save Willow
Blightsexual_Luz: Awww, so sweet 🥹
Duolingo: Luz Noceda, you missed Japanese yesterday
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh no, I forgot 😱😔
Blightsexual_Luz: Please don't hurt me!!! 😭🙏
Duolingo: Ok...
Duolingo: But I'll have to give you a mentor then...

Duolingo added Lily

Lily: What have you added me to Duolingo?! 😒
Duolingo: You will be mentoring Luz Noceda on how to keep her Japanese streak
Lily: 😳
Lily: ...L-luz
Lily: ...N-noceda
Lily: ...F-from... THE OWL HOUSE?!?!
Blightsexual_Luz: That's me!!!
Lily: I'm such a huge fan!!!
Lily: I even dyed my hair purple to match with your girlfriend, Amity
Luzbian_Amity: That's sweet
Lily: I will gladly mentor you!!!

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