You wouldn't think it, but when Johnny was a toddler, he was extremely irritating. His terrible 2s were extremely intense. Most people sword the child was possessed by a demon. 

Johnny's first memory was when he was two and his mom was trying to give him a bath and he refused to get in the bathtub, and every time his mom tried to pick him up, he bit her with his two tiny baby teeth. She couldn't even get him near the tub. When she reached for a towel to grab him with, he slipped away and began running naked through the entire house as fast as his two-year-old feet could carry him. His mom chased him, knocking everything over and making a huge mess and screaming, "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!!" When she finally cornered him, he laughed and gurgled. She grabbed him by the arms and lifted him up. And he peed all over her face.