This is for ClydesdaleGirl17

Sk: This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold

Soda: What? Who?

Sk: This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces

Soda: Wait what? I'm confused.

Sk: Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city

Soda: You are a wild one

Sk: Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

Soda: Saint Laurent...don't Socs wear those?

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Called a police and a fireman

Soda: Okay...and why just why?

Sk: I'm too got! Hot damn...
Make a dragon wanna retire man

Soda: Dragons don't exist...

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Say my name you know who I am

Soda: But I already know who you are...

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

Soda: Ummm first off no just no. You can't make money off of looks since you're a greaser.

Sk: Girls hit your hallelujah

Soda: My hallelujah?

Sk: Girls hit your hallelujah

Soda: already said that...

Sk: Girls hit your hallelujah
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Soda: Oh! Do you mean my-you know what? I quit with you....

Sk: Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Soda: what's uptown funk?

Sk: Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch

Soda: Today is Friday...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: no...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: you said that twice...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: I don't wanna watch ya...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: OH MY FUCKING GOD! I DON'T WANT TOO!

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: Now you're trying to piss me off...

Sk: Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

Soda: I don't drink and neither do you...

Sk: Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch

Soda: Who the hell is Julio?

Sk: Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi

Soda: You've never been there and why just why? We don't even have enough money to go to one of those places.

Sk: If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy

Soda: What the hell is Skippy?

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Called a police and a fireman

Soda: Oh...this again...

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Make a dragon wanna retire man

Soda: Hot as in attractive got or the other...

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Bitch say my name you know who I am

Soda: Excuse me? What did you call me?!

Sk: I'm too hot! Hot damn...
Am I bad 'bout that money

Soda: What...the...fuck...are...you...talking...about...

Sk: Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah

Soda: No...

Sk: Girls hit your hallelujah

Soda:....

Sk: Girls hit your hallelujah
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Soda: So help me good if you repeat these words imma go crazy!

Sk: Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Soda: GOD HELP ME!

Sk: Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch

Soda: No...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: YOU'RE DRIVING ME MAD!

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: I'm gonna ignore you...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: I'll block you....

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: Stop it...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: Repeat those words I dare you....

Sk: Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something

Soda: We?! What the hell are you talking about?!

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda:...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: I hate you...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: Uptown? What the hell is uptown...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: that's nice k?

Sk: I said uptown funk you up

Soda: I know what you said...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda:.... I'm at work and I thought this would be more exciting...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: I'm gonna go bang my head against the wall...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: Say it once more.. I dare you...

Sk: Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it

Soda: What? Jump on what?!

Sk: If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me

Soda: Freaky? That's Dallas so don't tell me this shit...

Sk: Come on, dance. Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it

Soda: Dance and Jump on what?!

Sk: Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!

Soda: fuck no...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: I'm losing my damn patience...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: I'm gonna actually do something with my life...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: Watch what?! What do I not believe!

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: I'm gonna kill you...

Sk: Don't believe me just watch

Soda: No...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: Fuck you...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: if you're gonna repeat this I'm out.

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: Wtf..

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: I don't understand...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: Are you copy and pasting this shit?!

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: I want to die now...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: worst hours of my life...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: You realized we've been here for a few hours and all your doing is repeating the same shit....

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: If you actually have something important to say than say it...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: I don't care...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: no...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: why the hell are you repeating this?!

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: If you're trying to say something translate it in English...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: I'm not this smart...tell me what the hell you want...

Sk: Uptown funk you up

Soda: ALL RIGHT! I'm done okay?! I'm not this smart to figure out what the hell you're saying! I could care less and even though I'm not doing anything I rather spend the time talking about something interesting!! So what the hell are you talking about! You're repeating the same shit and I can't take it! The DX is really really boring right now and Steve is with Evie so you lady person human horse what ever the hell you are but WHAT DO YOU WANT!

Sk: um...this is a lyric prank Soda...uptown funk...sorry

Soda: I hate you

Welp I hoped you liked it ClydesdaleGirl17 I know Soda sounds really annoyed but wouldn't you if someone repeated the same things 😂. If you want me to change it I can just tell me.

Ps. Do you like how this is set up or no? I wanted to make it look like a real message thingy. Tell me if I should continue it like this or not. Stay Gold!
~Caity💛