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Sam: Talkin' in my sleep at night
Makin' myself crazy

Dallas: Ha making yourself crazy? You are crazy

Lynn: Dallas...

Sam: Wrote it down and read it out
Hopin' it would save me

Pony: Well that's not how life works...sorry

Sam: My love, he makes me feel like nobody else
Nobody else
But my love, he doesn't love me
So I tell myself, I tell myself

Johnny: What? I do love you

Two: What's happening?

Sam: One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone

Steve: Johnny doesn't get drunk

Darry: Ugh what could you guys possibly want at 5 am?!

Sam: Two, don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again

Two: Alright I won't let him in

Mallory: Retard the number two...

Lynn: Lmao

Sam: Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him

Soda: Did Johnny do something wrong?

Johnny: No! I didn't do anything!

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em

Steve: Yep we know you have rules now...

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Darry: Let's be honest. You never have rules and if you did you would do everything in your power to break them...

Soda: He's not wrong

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Johnny: What did I do?

Sam: I keep pushin' forwards
But he keeps pullin' me backwards

Johnny: Are you not happy with me?

Sam: Now I'm standing back from it
I finally see the pattern

Lynn: Yes the pattern is...1,2,3,4,5,6...CRAZY!

Dallas: Lmao

Sam: But my love, he doesn't loves me
So I tell myself, I tell myself
I do, I do, I do

Mallory: That's nice

Johnny: I do love you Sam

Sam: One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone

Steve: Johnny doesn't get drunk

Dallas: Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about

Sam: Two, don't let him in
You have to kick him out again

Two: Already said I wouldn't

Lynn: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!

Sam: Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him

Dallas: Did Johnny do something?

Johnny: Dal I didn't so anything...

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em

Lynn: Yeah yeah yeah. 1,2,3,4 I don't care anymore

Two: Who peed in her drink?

Soda: Dal did you do something?

Dallas: No!

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Mallory: What did Johnny do?

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Two: Why count them?

Sam: Practice makes perfect
I'm still tryna' learn it by heart

Lynn: No one fucking cares....

Soda: Dallas what did you do to her?

Dallas: Nothing! She's your sister!

Pony: She's your girlfriend!

Sam: Eat, sleep, and breathe it
Rehearse and repeat it 'cause I

Lynn:...

Mallory: Sam...Lynn seems mad...

Darry: Can you guys like shut up? I'm busy...

Lynn: Shut up?! You want ME to SHUT UP?!

Darry: Nevermind keep talking.

Sam: One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone

Lynn:...I'm losing it...

Sam: Two, don't let him in
You have to kick him out again

Lynn: God damn it Sam!

Sam: Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him

Lynn: THEN DON'T BE A WHORE!

Johnny: Stop it Lynn. She's not a whore

Lynn: What did you say you little shit?!

Johnny: Stop. She's not a whore.

Steve: Oh shit

Lynn: I'm sorry in just irritated right now Johnnycakes.

Johnny: It's okay

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em

Mallory: If you say that one more time I think Lynn is gonna throw things soon...

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Dallas: She's throwing things...

Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Johnny: Did I do something? I'm sorry

Sam: Don't let him in, don't let him in
Don't be his friend, don't be his friend

Soda: What in the world are you talking about?

Sam: Don't let him in, don't let him in
Don't be his friend, don't be his friend
You ain't getting over him

Johnny: If I did something I'm really sorry Sam.

Sam: You didn't to anything Johnnycakes. It's a lyric prank.

Lynn: WHAT THE FUCK?!

~Everyone left the chat~

TheOutsiders105 I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I tried making it the best I could because of the long wait. Again I'm sorry and if you want anything changed I can just ask. Stay Gold Kittens!
~Kit-Kat💛