Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend

Soda: What?

Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Two: Ooo damn

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend

Steve: Hey Soda buddy...it's for you

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me

Darry: HA! Like you he loves you

Soda: DARRY!

Pony: Yeah he L O V E S you

Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secret

Johnny: Nope

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

Dallas: Pussy

Lynn: Who are you calling a pussy?!

Dallas: Soda

Lynn: Ok...wait why?

Dallas: Cause Soda likes her and he's supposed to ask her out but she is instead...like I said pussy.

Mallory: You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious

Two: ummmmm...yum?

Mallory: I think about you all the time
You're so addictive

Steve: wow...Soda! She wants to eat ya!

Sam: hmmm I don't think that's what she means...

Mallory: Don't you know what I can do
To make you feel all right?

Dallas: oh damn

Lynn: get your head out of the gutter Dal

Mallory: Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious

Johnny: MY PRECIOUS!

Two: lmao

Mallory: And, hell yeah
I'm the motherfuckin' princess

Soda: you sure are a princess

Darry: hey! There's kids here!

Pony: You forgot to capitalize the h in hey.

Steve: shut up

Pomy: You forgot to capitalize the s in shut.

Two: NO ONE CARES!

Mallory: I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right

Soda: I'm dating Sandy (Sandy cheeks)

Steve: Dumbass

Mallory: She's like so, whatever

Soda: who?

Mallory: You could do so much better

Pony: Soda could do so much better

Steve: YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD!

Pony: Go fuck yourself...

Darry: PONYBOY MICHAEL CURTIS!

Pony: Sorry

Mallory: I think we should get together now

Soda: umm that's not how it works...

Johnny: Face it you love her.

Mallory: And that's what everyone's talkin' about

Darry: everyone is talking about how Soda loves you and won't admit it so yes that's true.

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend

Dallas: None of us likes Sandy...

Lynn: I hate her

Sam: Same!

Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Soda: I can't just break up with her.

Dallas: Yeah you can...it's not that hard...

Two: Thats what she said

Dallas: Actually Lynn-

Lynn: SHUT IT!

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend

Steve: Soda! No more Sandy!
Now it's Malorpop (idk)

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me

Two: Already been over this...he loves you

Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secret

Steve: no secret...Soda loves you

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

Dallas: My God!
You basically already his girl!

Lynn: Stop being an ass Dallas Tucker Winston

Dallas: How about YOU stop being an ass Lynn Angel Meadows!

Johnny: You talk about Soda not asking Mal out I don't see Lynn's last name Winston now do you?

Dallas: Uh...I...uh...

Johnny: Exactly

Mallory: I can see the way
I see the way you look at me

Soda: I don't know what you're talking about...

Mallory: And even when you look away
I know you think of me

Soda: No!

Mallory: I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again

Pony: Yeah especially in his sleep.

Darry: Oh Mal...I love you so much....*in a mocked Soda voice*

Mallory: So come over here
And tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear

Two: Haha! Abracadabra! Make the witch go away! Where's the water?

Steve: I'm melting! Ahhhh

Soda: you two are mean...

Mallory: I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

Soda: Sandy

Dallas: She just said not to say her name...

Mallory: Cause she's like so, whatever

Johnny: Huh...she does say that a lot

Mallory: You could do so much better

Soda: Like who? You?

Sam: excuse you?!

Lynn: You know what! I'm gonna kill him.

Mallory: I think we should get together now

Sam: did you not just hear this little shit!

Soda: SOMEONE HELP! LYNN IS HERE!!!!!!!!

Dallas: Lol

Lynn: I'm coming for you too Winston

Mallory: And that's what everyone's talkin' about

Johnny: What?

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend

Two: we don't like her either

Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Steve: Yeah he does

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend

Pony: Yeah Soda! Go get her!

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me

Darry: yeah he does

Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secret

Johnny: Nope not a secret

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

Lynn: Thats a good question...don't you want to be her boyfriend Soda?!

Sam: lmao

Mallory: In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Pony: He already is

Mallory: Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better

Dallas: Do what 😏

Two: Probably blowing him

Dallas: No one is better than-

Lynn: Dallas Fucker Winston! I swear to God if you say one more word you're dead!

Mallory: There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

Steve: Never...do you know how empty Soda's head is?

Mallory: She's so stupid

Two: Actually retarded

Mallory: What the hell were you thinkin'?

Steve: I don't think he was...

Sam: yeah cause I saw her at Bucks and she was tryna to get with Dally.

Lynn: Wait...WHEN WAS THIS?!

Dallas: Angel I wouldn't leave you don't worry.

Lynn: I don't care! I'm just upset you didn't tell me!

Dallas: Lynn...listen...

~lynn left the chat~

Sam: oh shit...

~Dallas left the chat~

Mallory: In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Pony: He already is...

Mallory: Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better

Soda: Mal...I'm with Sandy...

Mallory: There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

Soda: Mal...i'm sorry...

Mallory: She's so stupid

Soda: This isn't gonna help...

Mallory: What the hell were you thinkin'?

Soda: I love her Mal...

Steve: No you don't! You think you do!

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend

Darry: none of us likes her

Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Pony: Soda we all know you like her

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend

Soda: Mallory...I already said no...

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me

Soda: I don't....

Steve: Soda!

Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secret

Pony: Soda says yes

Soda: No!

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

Soda: Mal...we can't be together...

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend

Two: Already established this...

Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Pony: Stop repeating yourself...

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend

Johnny: Soda just go out with her!

~Dallas and Lynn joined the chat~

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me

Lynn: Soda if you don't go out with her I'm gonna kill ya

Soda: Is that a threat?

Lynn: No it's a promise...

Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secret

Soda: fine...Mal...I like you too...

Dallas: Say it!

Lynn: Now!

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

Soda: And I want to be your boyfriend. Will you be my girl Mallory?

Mallory: lol this was a prank but YES!

Lynn: Really...really...

Sam: what happened with you and Dal?

Lynn: Nothin...

Dallas: She hit me breaking my nose and broke up with me...

Lynn: No one fucking asked you

Dallas: Look i'm sor-

~Lynn left the chat~

Johnny: Have fun Dal

~Everyone left the chat~

I hoped you liked it TheOutsidersAngel lol I was up since 2 doing this and it's currently 5. I couldn't sleep. Stay Gold!
~Caity💛