For LailaIzQueen

Dallas: Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt

Two: Becky wanna smash

Steve:...

Dallas: It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends

Pony: Oh no...

Soda: Oh yes

Darry: You guys are dumb

Winter: And you're gay

Darry:...I have a girlfriend.

Winter: Eyyyy chillllll it's a joke.

Two: Bahahahahahahaha what about butts now? *wink wink*

Johnny: You know there's emojis?

Two: shhhhhhhh

Dallas: But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?

Winter: No one...well...most of them are mumblers

Dallas: They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

Steve: Kay

Winter: Dumbasses

Dallas: I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there

Laila: No. Dallas, no please don't...

Dallas: I mean gross, look
She's just so, black

//Laila left the chat//

Steve: I'm sorry what?

Dallas: I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Two: heh heh I could name a couple of girls with big asses. 😉🤣

Johnny: You're all gross...

Winter: The funny part is that Two can't get lid so he stares at girls asses haha

Two: Well Win, you're one of the girls 😉

Winter: Nasty hoe

Jaxton: HEY! MINE!

Two: Calm your tits. I was joking...

Dallas: Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Steve: I mean, I would stare too

Dallas: Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture

Two: Wait, you want a picture...of a girl...naked?

Johnny: Um....can I leave?

Steve: Sure

//Johnny left the chat//

//Darry removed and blocked Pony from the chat//

Winter: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PONY IS TEXTING ME YELLING ABOUT HOW DARRY BLOCKED HIM!

Soda: No one really cares.

Dallas: My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me so horny

Steve: Oooooo Dally gonna do the nasty

Winter: You people are disgusting...

Dallas: Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?

//Steve added Laila to the chat//

Laila: No please! I don't want to see this!

Two: Hahahahhahahahha do you have a smooth ass Lai?

Soda: Stop it Two

Winter: Oooo does Soda have a crush?!

Soda: Shut the fuck up Winter!

Winter:...fine.

//Winter left and blocked herself from the chat//

Darry: Sodapop Patrick Curtis!

//Jaxton left the chat//

Dallas: Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie

Two: ooooooo she isn't average! Is she wild then!

Steve: oooo I want a go!

Dallas: I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'

Soda: Damn...

Dallas: She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

Laila: Dallas...

Dallas: I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Two: I mean, flat is okay but nahhhhh. Rather have someone with a big ass. Someone like Lai 😉

Dallas: Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

Steve: oooooo damnnnn how much are we talking??????

Soda: Yes. Tell us.

Dallas: So, fellas Fellas
Has your girlfriend got the butt?

Steve: No, I'm lonely

Two: Nahhh we have Laila

Darry: Okay, I'm leaving now

Dallas: Tell 'em to shake it Shake it
Shake that healthy butt

Soda: oh hell yeah.

Laila: Can we not?

Steve: No! We need to know how big your ass is!

Dallas: Baby got back
Baby got back

Two: What's the circumference?

Steve: You actually know what circumference is?

Two: No

Dallas: I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal

Laila: Please Dally. They don't need to know!

Soda: mmm damn.

Dallas: I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

Two: OOOOOO DAMN! DON'T WE ALL! I MEAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT!

Steve: I KNOW RIGHT!

Soda: GUYS SHE'S MINE!

Laila: Dallas...

Dallas: I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

Two: YOU USE DILDOS TOO!

Dallas: I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double

Soda: Damn, now I really want her

//Darry left the chat//

Dallas: Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

Soda: fuck

Dallas: So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes

Steve: Hoes? I thought we were talking about Laila? I'm confused...

Dallas: You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Laila: Yay?

Two: But we want Laila!!!!! Not bimbos!

Dallas: A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya

Two: Why would you? I'm confused.

Dallas: But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck
Til the break of dawn

Laila: ☺️

Dallas: Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play

Two: Well, I would just hit it and leave to be honest.

Steve: Same

Soda: I want her to be mine...

Dallas: Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

Laila: Dallas...if you want me come and get me.

Two: WHOAHHHHHHHHH

Dallas: So, ladies Ladies
If you want to role in my Mercedes

Steve: haha. What Mercedes?

Dallas: Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout

Two: Shout what?

Dallas: Baby got back
Baby got back

Steve: ahh...i'm hard...

Soda: Same

Laila: Stop telling them Dallas and come fuck me silly.

Dallas; Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection

Laila: What?

Dallas: Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six
Haha, only if she's 5'3

Two: Wait what?

Dallas: So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

Soda: We're lonely...

Dallas: But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

Laila: Damn right

Dallas:My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon

Laila: if your hungry dinner is ready 😉

Two: can I have to some?

Laila: No

Dallas: You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that butt

Laila: Never

Dallas: Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gol'

Laila: hehe

Soda: Fuck, I want to fuck herrrr

Steve: Woah, Soda's horny!

Dallas: So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

Laila: of course. Anything for you 😉

Dallas: So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that

Steve: Fat?! She's fucking amazing!

Dallas: Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

Soda: so true.

Dallas: To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing

Laila: ooo, you gonna tie me up?

Steve: Damn she a freaky one

//Johnny joined the chat//

Dallas: Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Johnny: Oh, we're still doing this...

Dallas: Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list

Laila: WHAT LIST!

Dallas: He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

Laila: Oh...I know what you mean...

Steve: Who hit their girl? That's just bad.

Soda: Yeah. I wouldn't hit no girl

Dallas; So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down

Two: mmmm yes

Dallas: Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts

Laila: Kick them? You don't want them?

Two: Ooo Dallas is gonna get laid!

Dallas: Baby got back

//Johnny left the chat//

Steve: Dang, I realized it's just me, Soda, Two, Dal, and Lai. Wow.

Dallas: Baby got back

Laila: hehe. I'm coming Texas 😉

//Laila left the chat//

//Dallas left the chat//