ClydesdaleGirl17

Sophi: Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you

Darry: Better than me no

Soda: No you can't

Steve: Oof here we go again

Sophi: Yes, I can

Two: Lmao

Soda: No, you can't

Pony: Sophi is better

Sophi: Yes, I can

Johnny: Yes she can

Soda: No, you can't

Dallas: What...the...fuck...

Sophi: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Darry: YES I CAN!

Pony: Lmao

Soda: Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you

Sophi: No, you're not

Soda: Yes, I am

Sophi: No, you're not

Soda: Yes, I am

Sophi: No, you're not!

Soda: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

Two: GOD SODA SOPHI'S BETTER FACE IT!

Soda: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge

Darry: You've never shot a gun...

Sophi: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow

Pont: Not surprising.

Soda: I can live on bread and cheese

Darry: No you can't...

Steve: No chocolate cake?!

Sophi: And only on that?

Soda: Yes

Sophi: So can a rat!

Two: OH DAMN!

Steve: Yeah sorry buddy but she is better

Soda: Any note you can reach, I can go higher

Dallas: Now don't be a fool

Sophi: I can sing anything higher than you

Soda: No, you can't. *High*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Higher*

Soda: No, you can't. *Higher*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Higher*

Soda: No, you can't. *Higher*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Higher*

Soda: No, you can't. *Higher*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Higher*

Soda: No, you can't. *Higher*

Pony: Soda we all know you have a feminine voice but Sophi is a real girl....

Sophi: Yes, I CAN! *Highest*

Darry: See dummy

Soda: Anything you can say, I can say softer

Steve: Are you really gonna argue with her?

Two: Admit it. You suck...

Dallas: DICK!

Pony: Lol

Sophi: I can say anything softer than you

Soda: No, you can't. *Softly*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Softer*

Soda: No, you can't. *Softer*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Softer*

Soda: No, you can't. *Softer*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Softer*

Johnny: Yes she can...

Soda: YES, I CAN!

Steve: Are you mental?!

Pony: You just yelled...so no, no you can't.

Soda: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

Dallas: You don't drink....

Sophi: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!

Steve: Wouldn't be surprised

Soda: I can open any safe

Darry: No you can't Dummy

Sophi: Without bein' caught?

Two: No

Soda: Yes

Sophi: That's what I thought.....you hood!

Two: Damn! She called you a hood!

Dallas: Been called worse

Soda: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer

Johnny:...

Sophi: I can hold any note longer than you

Soda: No, you can't

Sophi: Yes, I can

Soda: No, you can't

Sophi: Yes, I can

Soda: No, you can't

Sophi: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!

Soda: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Darry: I don't see the point in trying anymore...

Johnny: This is dumb...

Soda: Anything you can say, I can say faster

Steve: This is actually possible...

Sophi: I can say anything faster than you

Pony: Lol what did we learn so far?

Two: Girls are better.

Soda: No, you can't. *Fast*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Faster*

Soda: No, you can't. *Faster*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Faster*

Soda: No,you can't. *Faster*

Sophi: YesIcan! *Fastest*

Johnny: Love to see you top that Soda

Soda: I can jump a hurdle

Pony: No, no you can't.

Darry: You didn't do any sports when you went to school...

Sophi: I can wear a girdle

Steve: The point?

Soda: I can knit a sweater

Johnny: Stop Soda just stop...

Sophi: I can fill it better!

Steve: Well duh.

Soda: I can do most anything!

Two: No you can't

Sophi: Can you bake a pie?

Soda: No

Sophi: Neither can I

Dallas: What was the point in that?

Pony: I don't know but they're fighting like an old married couple...

Johnny: Lmao

Soda: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter

Two: Soda we've never heard you sing...

Sophi: I can sing anything sweeter than you

Darry: Well you are a girl

Soda: No, you can't. *Sweetly*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Sweeter*

Soda: No, you can't. *Sweeter*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Sweeter*

Soda: No, you can't. *Sweeter*

Sophi: Yes, I can. *Sweeter*

Soda: No, you can't, can't, can't *sweeter*

Sophi: Yes, I can, can, can *Sugary*

Dallas: See you cunt...Sophi is better

Sophi: Yes, I can!

Soda: No, you can't!

Johnny: YES SHE CAN!

Sophi: Lol that was a lyric prank dummies but I am better than you Soda.

Soda: No! I'm better!

~the gang leaves the chat~

ClydesdaleGirl17 I hope you like this I tried the best I could but if you want me to change anything just tell me. Stay Gold Kittens!
~Kit-Kat💛