Mallory: Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover

Darry: What did Soda do this time?

Mallory: All the harmony went fallin' out of key, so
Now you gotta find another

Soda: wait what did I do?

Lynn: Retard

Soda: Who peed in your drink?

Lynn: Dallas...

Two: Oof, no one dare touch that subject...

Mallory: Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
Like I was your Cinderella

Sam: Soda what kind of dumbass are you?

Pony: Typical dumbass

Steve: Lmao yes

Mallory: You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Soda: What?! I know you love to sign but what did I do?!

Lynn: Did you just fucking skip over the part where she said you were through...

Johnny: I'm scared...

Lynn: Why Johnnycakes?

Johnny: You seem mad...

Lynn: Mad? I'm pissed

Mallory: I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Sam: Yep nice

Mallory: Once upon a time, I met the perfect guy
He had that Colgate smile, he had that suit & tie

Lynn: Welp what do you do. Apparently a smile gets the best of us.

Dallas: WHAT DID I DO?!

Lynn: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

Soda: I don't own a suit...

Mallory: Mama always said "get a rich boyfriend,
You don't gotta love 'em, girl, you can pretend"

Steve: But Soda isn't rich...

Two: Where's this going?

Mallory: You bet I totes believed her, yeah, every word she said
Thought he was gluten-free, but all that I got was bread
Mama always said "nice guys finish last,
Beat him at his own game, honey, take the cash"

Sam: Funny thing is we're greasers...we don't have money...

Mallory: Ooh, and what a lucky girl you will be
But no, he didn't do jack for me
I want a bean with the beanstalk
And if the magic ain't right, time to walk

Soda: What?! I do everything for you! I'm sorry what did I do?!

Lynn: You probably cheated...

Dallas: Wait what?

Lynn: You read it Dallas read it again

Mallory: Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover

Lynn: You and me both girl

Sam: haha Johnny never cheats

Johnny: That's cause I'm trash...

Two: No you aren't (Suck up)

Mallory: All the harmony went fallin' out of key, so
Now you gotta find another

Soda: Please tell me what I did wrong!

Mallory: Now you're talkin' crazy sayin' that you made me
Like I was your Cinderella

Lynn: Ha if anything we are anything but Princess. Me, you, and Sam

Sam: Duh!

Mallory: You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Lynn: We can start a single people club!

Soda: What did I do?!

Dallas: Okay Soda is Soda but me? I didn't do anything!

Pony: Both of you are dummies...

Mallory: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Steve: Dang...Mal and Lynn seem upset...

Lynn: I'm not upset...just seriously pissed...

Mallory: Out on our first date, he took me gourmet
We hit that Olive Garden, my Little Italy
Daddy always said "let the gentleman pay,
Never ever go Dutch at the buffet"

Soda: What?! I always paid...I'm confused...

Mallory: I saw his bad intention, he didn't wanna talk
He put the saucy on it time to check my watch

Lynn: Ha! Yeah they never wanna talk...

Sam: Oof. Soda and Dal you guys are screwed.

Two: Very screwed.

Mallory: Daddy always said "money can't buy class,
You don't wanna get stuck takin' out trash"

Steve: Oof she called you trash!

Lynn: Soda isn't the only trash here...

Dallas: Angel what did I do?!

Lynn: DON'T ANGEL ME!

Pony: What did you do to my sister? You too Soda.

Soda: Nothing!

Dallas: Nothing!

Mallory: Ooh, and yeah I guess it wasn't meant to be
Because he didn't do jack for me
I want a bean with the beanstalk
And if the magic ain't right, time to walk

Soda: Please don't go I'm sorry! Whatever I did I'm sorry!

Darry: Was it that Sandy thing?

Soda: Shit...

Two: BUSTED!

Mallory: Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover
All the harmony went fallin' out of key, so
Now you gotta find another

Soda: Who'd want me?!

Dallas: Sandy

Lynn: Don't be an ass! No one wants you either!

*Dallas rolls his eyes*

Johnny: Dal just rolled his eyes...

Lynn: You know what?! Keep rolling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Two: OH SHIT!

Steve: Oooo she told you!

Mallory: Now you're talkin' crazy sayin' that you made me
Like I was your Cinderella

Soda: I never said this!

Mallory: You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
I'm do it acapella

Soda: No please I'm sorry!

Mallory: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'mma do it acapella

Lynn: Can I join ya?

Dallas: No!

Mallory: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Watch me do it in falsetta

Sam: You can't sing very high tho...

Lynn: We'll make it work

Mallory: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh *in a very high voice*
Never mind, bring the beat back

Soda: You're cute when you're funny

Mallory: Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover
All the harmony went fallin' out of key, so
Now you gotta find another

Lynn: Yeah I can relate

Dallas: What did I do?!

Johnny: Dal you probably cheated...

Mallory: Now you're talkin' crazy sayin' that you made me
Like I was your Cinderella
You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
I'mma do it acapella

Soda: PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I DID!

Mallory: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Soda: What did I do?!

~Mallory left the chat~

Oof cliffhanger! IzKatiebug I hope you like it and should I do a part 2 so you know what Dallas and Soda did? Stay Gold Kittens!
~Kit-Kat💛