You guys remember the chapter Texting W/ Ponyboy? Well "Ponyboy" (her contact name) and I were texting once again and we came up with really bad rhyming jokes:

1: Step on a crack, break Johnny's back.

2: Step on gum, Dally gets shot by a gun

3: Eat a crab, Bob gets stabbed

4: If you bake, Steve eats cake

5: Burn down your house, Two-Bit watches Mickey Mouse

6: Wear all white, Ponyboy writes

7: Be neat, Sandy cheats

8: Eat cauliflower, Soda is shirtless out of the shower

9: Eat boloney, Darry hits Pony

10: Wear a shirt, be tuff and you won't get hurt

11: While Two-Bit watches Mickey Mouse, Darry roofs the house

Yea a lot of these don't make sense and are bad lol

~ TJ