"My knife is pointed at Draco" - Storm

"Anyone want nuclear fission?" - Fire

"England, let me guess" - Draco

"I want to torture someone" - Draco

"Hey Fire, you aren't human now" - Draco

"Shut up Spain" - Draco

"I'm probably about to offend millions of people" - Fire

"We can ask McDonald's to sponsor the ritual so everyone can get free fries" - Spotty

"I'll be slowly backing away now" - Storm

"I sound I like a communist" - Sunny

"Touch my wifu and die by knifu" - Sky

"I just wanted Draco to die" - Sunny

"I should have seen that coming" - Storm

"Wattpad sent me a crisis hotline link. How do I react to this?" - Marigold

"I'm cool. You're not cool" - Draco

"He's just like 'hi, I'm Bob, a terrifying face spider! I like haunting people and giving them nightmares :)'" - Pebble

"Anyone want any large weapons?" - Fire

"Draco just like the word war" - Sunny

"Maybe autocorrect is raising emu awareness" - Pebble

"Emu emu emu emu emu emu emu. That's gonna be a valid sentence." - Draco

"I was thinking oof but I was typing rip and my brain went roof" - Draco

"It's hot" - Sunny

"I three him out the window" - Storm

"This is a cult" - Storm/Marigold/Stormo

"Inner peace is horrible" - Draco

"I was hoping we should ship him to England" - Draco

"Why did you just send me a knife?" - Moss/Gappy/Whoever

"I'm gonna find you and stalk you :D" - Draco

"You lick Storm, you lick yourself, you lick anyone besides me" - Draco

"Omg, the duck is HOT" - Sunny

"90% ALIVE" - Storm

"I'm a self declared murderer but also a detective" - Draco

"DAMN TAHT WOAH OK WOA" - Sunny

"Milk day??" - Sunny

"I made a typo and wrote SadClan at first" - Pebble

"Storm is never tired" - Storm

"Why would you need to put you gross saliva on your face anyway?????" - Pebble

"Trash is the best word tho" - Pebble

"Someone really showered with socks on" - Fire

"Should I click on that or no-" - Storm

"STORM. I mean. MArigold. How tf does this happen? Anyway" - Storm

"@everyone ALL MY PANCAKES ARE SMART NOT ONE OF EM ARE YUCKY AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE I WILL SICK ALL MY OTHER PANCAKES ON YOU" - Arizona

"I'm the demon summoning kit on the edge of exile" - Draco

"YES I LIKE STAKES. MMMMMM, POINTED PIECES OF WOOD" - Sky

"I'm just watching people kill each other on youtube and laughing like a psychopath. I should clarify that they're killing each other in Minecraft." - Draco

"Dumb Wartpad. How are you?" - Arizona

"She jumped in my uterus" - Arizona

"Ukrainian is Russian but croissant sausage" - Draco

"What pasta do you require of me" - Draco

"I committed suicide and then sold my grapes" - Pebble

"Give me your hecking grapes" - Pebble

"That may or may not have been me" - Draco

"You're my yeti father" - Pebble

"Japan is Japan" - Pebble

"So if you eat the stars, your voice will go high" - Pebble

"It's like Harry Potter grew up, got thrown into JoJo, and became an actor" - Draco

"I teach chickens and English" - Pebble

"Wow, I'm really knowledgable about deadly weapons for someone who literally doesn't even swear cuz it's not nice" - Fire

"I want to dig a hole :(" - Pebble

"EVEN ROCS NEED HYDRATION" - Fire

"I want to go swimming, eat grapes, and dig a hole" - Pebble

"I have a last name and a first name" - Draco

"It's time to drink Blue" - Pebble

"Yes, we're playing Trials of DriftClan" - Fire

"His hat looks like a duck. It's eating his head." - Draco

"I thought the name of the server was communist Canada" - Sunny

"USE AND CHINE" - Storm

"I am you inner, uh, other gender self person identity yes" - Fire

"I have no context but I like it" - Draco

"Rip Sunny: Burnt into KFC by thinking" - Draco

"She doesn't trust her to not kill everyone" - Pebble

"Be valid Sunny" - Pebble

"Maybe everyone just has bad cavities and it hurts their teeth" - Draco

"Part 5 art style looks like part 3 and part 4 had a baby" - Storm/Marigold/Stormo

"The boomets are coming!!!" - Spotty

"And I started laughing when they opened the casket" - Arizona

"Allow me to express my love for keefe" - Pebble

"I followed a tutorial, off put half of it by one block, tried to fix it, apperently I rotated it by 90 degrees somehow, gave up on the tutorial, flipped the redstone around, the timing is wrong, added a dust piece on part of it, tested, hit my head on the piston, messed with timings and it somehow sometimes works" - Draco

"Cult of Dionysus" - Sunny

"What's a super bowl" - Pebble

"Your tOE is a better priority than taking a shower" - Storm

"WAIT, I didn't know we could eat countries" - Storm

Draco: Hiii
Draco: I'm Ocard
Sky: Ocard?
Draco: Think
Sky: Oh

"Storm can't even make sad faces anymore. Happy faces it is then" - Storm

"I regret everything I said" - Storm

"Now I know where the alligator came from" - Draco

"You're always eating chemicals" - Fire

"I think there's a German state maned Hamberger??" - Draco

"Buy Jaypaw" - Draco

"Brb ima bake a pizza" - Fire

"Eat them be fired" - Draco

"The cultists have finally realized I'm not a fucking mortal" - Storm/Marigold/Stormo

"Joichi. Oops, Louchi. KOICHI" - Storm

"The dude on the coin looks like anti gravity hair" - Draco

"I realized when a kid was holding a laundry basket" - Draco

"Coin flips literally make 1/2 of my yes/no choices I make. And number generators. This is why I make dumb choices sometimes. If it's dumb, it's a 50/50 chance I flipped a coin. You can flip a coin to see which one it was." - Draco

"He sad vote" - Draco

"12 year old Dio was hot" - Storm

"He's the grandson of Blue" - Storm

"Don't tell Marigold I said that though" - Storm

"Sisiabisnav looks like a German word" - Draco

"Someone is youing a thing" - Draco

"Well, too bad; I've been planning murder since I was 11 :)" - Draco

"Eat the blood. It's good for you" - Draco

"Maybe his eyebrows will haunt Blue's great great great grandchild in season 10 or something" - Draco

"Dr. Gaylord" - Tundra