"WE RUN THE BIRD MAFIA" - Tundra

"Why was I in their mouth though" - Storm

"I'm suddenly having flashbacks to a song about a popsicle or something" - Draco

"Storm and Lex hands good" - Diya

"Oops, I almost got hit by a car" - Draco

"I identify as a mangril" - Storm

"Paper money is pieces of paper that a group of people said 'this is valuable' to, and everyone else agreed for some reason. And when people fake paper money, everyone says 'no, it looks different, I don't like it.' I call paper discrimination" - Draco

"Kill your relatives first so no one suspects you" - Gappy

"I found an old conversation i started on Wattpad, and I'm genuinely afraid of eleven year old me" - Tundra

"I love cake body lotion" - Storm

"I love yo tigers" - Storm

"I love egg shaped eggs" - Storm

"I love Dio 2.0" - Storm

"I loved ikea stAtus" - Storm

"I ksitbrememevered the fhfatacuer that is the comets soloists mid" - Draco

"Anyway, time to die again" - Najiha

"Why should ceaserget to stomo around lik giant >:( >:( >:(" - Storm

"I only play the sexophone" - Diya

"YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY TEEN QUEEN SWEET SIXTEEN SUMMER BEACH BASH BIRTHDAY PARTY" - Lex

"'Your smile is like a grain of rice' - me, trying to mentally write a love poem because that's what the story is doing" - Draco

"To the guy with diagonal hair, how much hair gel do you use" - Draco

"Ship. Ship. Ship. SMUT" - Storm

"Most of these things wouldn't be an issue if I just hadn't made a cult, but oh well" - Chaos

"RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP (on Gappy)" - Lex

"Because screw the safety of real people, we care more about ice" - Storm

"21 is my favorite number between one and two" - Storm

"Did you know that 80 gallons of orange juice costs $593.92 or £459.00 according to online Walmart?" - Draco

"Boats are delicious" - Storm

"Lex, I will devour your eyelids and let Tundra eat your uterus" - Rai

"I laugh so much when I'm alone, and it ranges from "hehe" to "heehee" to "hehehe" to maniacal laughter" - Draco

"I didn't mean I'm going to kill her. I promise I will not kill her. I was not planning on killing her. I never even thought about killing her. I will make sure not to kill her. Because that'd be a shame if I killed her. A real shame :)" - Storm

"Sorry, I'll leave the milky way" - Rai

"Whore implying that I'm white when I'm definitely green smh" - Diya

"Green skin kinda sexc" - Lex

"Najiha is an alien confirmed?111?111?2222?" - Diya

"I want to stab something so stabbing drugs will be fun" - Lex

"I'M ALSO ADDING IN A SECTION ABOUT COMMUNISM BECAUSE APPARENTLY DRACO WANTS EVERYTHING" - Diya

"Me and Storm are aliens that just cry and talk about Metallica" - Lex

"OUR LEAD GUITARIST CAN ONLY PLAY THE ACOUSTIC GUITAR, AND OUR DRUMMER CAN'T PLAY THE DRUMS" - Storm

Lex: Gappy, why am I dumb?
Gappy leaves VC

"I'M SMOOTHER THAN ROHAN'S FOREHEAD, YOUR FIST WILL SIDE OFF" - Diya

"Once again, my brain supplies me with a pick up line that would get me blocked" - Diya

"I gotta yeet for studying btw, so y'all gettin muted. If someone kills me, tell me, and I'll lick them <3" - Lex

"Very nice, cannibalism" - Draco

"YOU'RE MY ANIME RIVAL" - Diya

"Bet I could fold Storm in half and break him into two" - Diya

"Lex, stop hacking keyboards" - Diya

"#Eatrose" - Lex

"You know, I bet we could make Storm go to sleep by traveling to England and choking him until he falls asleep" - Diya

"No wifi in our stomachs" - Tundra

"It all started in the summer of 87 when my mom (George) met my dad (Mr. P). Hi, my name is Mistake and my life is kinda crazy" - Rai

"RUN ME OVER, TROLLY SENPAI" - Diya

"Sorry, I took a shower. Yes, at 2am, don't judge me" - Storm

"GIRLS THEY'LL BE RIDING TODAY" - Storm

"Who is Jerry and why does he have fried chicken" - Diya

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BELIEVING THAT FEE- HAND FETISH CAN BENEFIT SOCIETY 🔫" - Storm

"Alcohol poisoning is for weaklings, I will die from inhaling vinegar" - Diya

"Cursed is an art form, and I consider myself an expert" - Diya

"Stop snorting the teabags, loser" - Diya

"Bullies you blondly" - Diya

"Storms backstory: 1. birth 2. edgy 3. death" - Diya

"Let him lick me then" - Storm

"I hate my husband" - Storm

"I'm a microwave horse btw" - Lex

"BRUNO IS BEAUTY. BRUNO IS GRACE. BRUNO CAN FLIP HIS KAREN HAIRCUT IN MY FACE." - Diya

"I am very hot pocket, thanks" - Lex

"THE ENEMY STAND USER TRIED TO STAB ME, BUT THE CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS CAUGHT THE BLADE" - Lex

"MY MAN BE THICCER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL AND MORE STURDY THEN A STONE MASK" - Diya

"I'm going to flush you down the toilet, Storm" - Tundra

"Why am I a cracker" - Storm

"You can call me daddy too" - Arizona

"I did not read Metallica smut, okay bye" - Storm

Diya: You couldn't help but swing both ways after you say Kirk Ham's teeth
Storm: Hot.

Tundra: 69
Lex: Nice
Sky: Nice
Tundra: Nice
Storm: Bad

"Even though you're like 'heheheheh murder,' at least you don't read hentai" - Storm

"I'll only kill you in your sleep, bae" - Lex

"Yeah, please don't sell me drugs, Draco" - Storm

"oi don't even konw ath was nos cunn. oKAY. I am back" - Draco

"SHUT UP DIO. I WILL THE SEX YOU" - Lex

"Okay, thank you for being my storm, Friend" - Draco

"Draco, I hope u know that for the next few seconds, I hate you
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ok done" - Lex

"Hahahahahaha sex goes sex" - Diya

"Even worse, he has such a weirdly pointy chin that I don't know how to draw it without making him look like a human dorito" - Diya

"But I was like, 20" - Storm

"I love how you censor bitch but not microdick" - Sunny

"SOME PEOPLE HAVE STUFF TO DO YOU WET TOWEL" - Diya

"tOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE DEMON SERVER-" - Diya