Tomorrow I start a new school with my cousin. My uncle drop me off to take a look around and surprise Haruhi since she doesn't know I'm here.

" thank you for the ride uncle" I said closing the car door " no problem sweety see you when you get home" he smiled and drove off

I turn around and look at the school " didn't know I'm going to a pink Hogwarts...hope there's Draco.."

I start walking towards the douple large doors I open one slowly peeking inside before taking a step in

" holy flying monkeys it's huge oh one not get lost in here?" I ask myself going inside completely.

Start looking for Haruhi opening every door I find checking inside to see if it is her start going up the stairs when I got to the next floor I saw another sign saying abandoned music room 3

" and what's behind door number 300 " I joke to myself grabbing the door knob and open it

There was a bunch of boys surrounding Haruhi who looks like a ghost " Haruhi!" I shouted happily

Running over to her quickly hugging my cousin " Coraline?!" She said in shock " what you doing here?"

" well I'm moving in with you and tomorrow I'm gonna start going to school with ya too " I smiled very big like

" not to be rude but who are you?" Glasses behind me ask pushing up his glasses

" I'm Coraline Fujioka Haruhi's cousin " I greeted arm around my short hair cousin

" well its so lovely to meet you princess" the tall Blondie grab my hand kissing it I fought back a blush taking my hand back quickly

" next time you do that I deck you" I raise my fist up at him who went to the emo corner turn to Haruhi " why are you here? These your friends?" I ask

" not really" haruhi grumble as glasses spoke up

" Haruhi here broke a 8million yen vase she's gonna pay it back by becomin the host dog, you can help him by becoming a dog as well making it faster" glasses suggested I start thinking about it I look at my cousin who gave me a pleading look

" sure why not but no costumes an you call me a clumsy " I look a Haruhi making her grin

" you bump into everything and trip randomly so you are clumsy " she tease I stick my tongue out at her

" oh bite me" then blink realizing what glasses said he? Did he call Haruhi a he? I shrug it off " so what kind of club is this anyways?" Blondie ran up to me and pose weirdly

" the ouran host club where the handsomest boys with to much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way to much time on their hand just think ouran academy elegant playground for the super rich an beautiful" he smiled at me rolling. My eyes " you two go run out and get everything on this list " he handed us a small list I snatch it out of his hand

" fine you weirdo " me and Haruhi began to walk away " so what's with the hair cut?" I finally ask as we head out of the school " the day before school some kid put gum in my hair its a pain to get it out of hair so I decided to cut it " she looks at her hair then look at mine" seems like you let yours grow out" she took notice

" yeah no choice don't have the money to get it cut " I run my hand though my dark brown hair " looks good on you" she said making me smiled

" thank you"

Later
We walk into the club room with the bag of coffee " and speak of the two devils thank you doin the shopping for us little pigelts " me and Haruhi stand there confused

" he called us fat?' I ask myself

" hey what is this?" Blondie question holding a jar of instant coffee

" just as it says dumbass" I said. Making Haruhi slap over my head
Telling me to be nice

" its instant?" The girls opposite to Blondie tilt their heads

" woah! I've heard of this before! It's commoner's coffee! You just add hot water!" Blondie said excitedly

" I didn't even know there was such a thing " a girl stated

"So its true then poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans " another girl announced. All the girls nodded the flying Cheeto? Its just coffee not a flying monkey wait where did all these people came from? Looking from my left to my right everyone is surrounding us

" commoners are pretty smart " glasses stated

100g for 300yen? That's lot less than we normally pay " said the Fred wannabe announce " we'll go back and get something else! Excuse us for not buying you guys expensive coffee " we grumble giving both shot each other looks like 'really' an ' are they serious'

" no, I'll keep it" Blondie declared glasses suddenly lean back " I'm gonna give it a try!" Gasp from the girls " I will drink this coffee!" Everyone except me, glasses, Haruhi, and red-head chick start clapping " alright you two! Get over here and make some of this commoner coffee!" Blondie order man I'm really gonna deck him

" oh tamaki now you're taking the joke to far, you won't even stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because they bought it." The red-head next to Blondie mutter

" uh?" Me and Haruhi turn to look at her

" I'm sorry " red head turned to smile at is. " I was talking to myself " I started to cough

Cough" bitch " cough she glared at me" sorry tickle in my throat " I patted my throat

" Coraline Haruhi!" Haruhi and I sweat-drop and go to where blondie is, along with the others who were with him Haruhi put the coffee powder into the cups while I poured hot water. I look at her to make sure I'm doing this right she nodded good. We both mixed them

" here " we said

" let the tasting begin!" Blondie declared with another ridiculous pose.

" I'm a little scared to drink this stuff..." The girl from before said

" I'm afraid that mg father will yell at me if I drink this" another girl said

" what if I let you drink this from my mouth?" Blondie says there is me in the back ground gagging oh the horror

" oh well then I would drinkn it" I roll my eyes turn to the twins

" haha , so he had this nightmare that made him bolt out of his bed " the mischievous twin stated. His voice is more deeper than his twin. What is his name? Oh right Hikaru

" Hikaru! Don't tell them that story! I asked you not to tell anyone" the other twin got tears in his eyes " why are you so mean to me?" He cried the duck?

" I'm sorry Kaoru " hikaru said. He pulls his twin's face close to his. " I didn't meant to upset you ...I'm sorry'

" I forgive you" kaoru whispers my eyes bludge out

" oh what in seven hells ????" I held up a cross backing away " stay away " quickly went over to Haruhi who is talking to glasses

" you notice that our club utilizes each person's unique tenhiques to cater to the desires of our customers. Just so you know Tamakk is number 1 around here. He's the king " yeah the king of pinheads " he's request rate is 70% you two will act as the host dogs until you two graduate ' sounds like fun. " I'm sorry I meant our errand boy and girl " we both sweatdrop. " you both can the to run away if you want to Haruhi Coraline, but so you know my family employs a private police force of 100 officers " wait what?!" By the way do you two have a passports?" He pushes his glasses as mine slide down a little nervously the fudge he meant by that?! We can't stay in Japan?!

" you two going to work hard to pay off that debt, my little nerds" Blondie appeared suddenly blowing into our ears. My face flush up jumping forward holding the back of my neck what's with me why am I acting such a girl around him oh jashin please don't tell me I suddenly snap out of it hearing Haruhi say

" obnoxious" I look over seeing Blondie in a corner sulking I sweat drop

" you're our hero alright " the twins said placing their hands on Haruhi's head. She rubbed the back of her neck feeling guilty while I'm laughing my ass off

" Coraline stop laughing and I'm sorry, but your lesson did stike a small cord with us senpai " Haruhi admitted Blondie stood up with his grin back in okay someone is bipolar

" really? Then let me teach you more my friends!" He said holding his hand out with the dramaic sparkles so what? Now he's Edward now? I blink

" um boss " one of the twins said

" call me king!"

" you can teach him the basics of hosting " the twins said talking about Haruhi.
" but now Lady would look twice at him dressed like that" one started
" but maybe if we removed his glasses " hikaru suggested taking off her glasses. I watched as the boys then started to freak out

" what's with them?' I ask myself

" hikaru,Kaoru " Blondie snalled his fingers. The twins saluted and grabbed haruhi

" hey! Wait minute !' Haruhi shouted in surprise as she dragged off to the dressing rooms with me following them making sure they don't do anything

" here change!" The shove a bag of clothes into her hands

" fine but you two get out!" Haruhi kicked them out they look at each other we waited til Haruhi finishes playing rock, paper. And sicsors with hikaru I got rock he got scissors " ha I win" I stick my tongue at him

" how am I keep losing?" He ask himself making me giggle til I hear Blondie speak

" are you done yet?' Blondie asked impatiently she open the curtain. She look nice hair styled no glasses

" wow! You look goof haru- chan!" Honey commented

" So pretty!' Blondie anime cried " like a girl" oh you don't know that half of it buddy

" if we'd known that's what you look like" one twin started

" we would have done this sooner" the other finished

' who knows " glasses thought out loud "maybe he'll draw in some new customers "

" you know, that's what I was just thinking " Tamako lied

I started to cough again" bullcrap" cough glasses look at me' tickle in my throat " making him smirk

" should get that look at " he said

" yes I should" he grin pushing his glasses up I stared at him intensely pushing my glasses up as well he gave me a weird look I look at Blondie now

" from this day forth you would be a host! If you can get 100 request then your debt will be erase and to help him Coraline you will be in charge of making the host web designed and any other works around the club" he pointed at me I shrug

" what a host?" Haruhi said unsure

It didn't take long, before several girls sitting with Haruhi I'd carried a tray of tea to them slowly nervous I'm gonna drop it when I arrive I set the tray down placing the tea besides them

" what about you Coraline? Why did you join?" One girl ask I stop to look at her

" well to be with Haruhi more " I said huggin her they went awww

" oh whoa so then you two are close right? Like mori and honey senpai right?" One girl ask I nodded in yes

" mhm so close he's like a brother to me" making Haruhi smiled softly at me the girls went awwwwwww " what a strong bond "

" Haruhi Coraline." Blondie called us we left the girls alone and wet over to where Blondie was " Haruhi, Coraline. This is princess Ayanokoji she is one of my regular princesses " Blondie gesturin to red head Medusa

" we're very please to meet you" we both said at once eyes close smile Blondie gasp pull us into a spinning hug oh I'm gonna be sick

" that was so cute! So cute! Yes!" He cried I struggling

" your killing me" I shouted

" Mori-senpai! Help us!" Haruhi called out for help within seconds Haruhi was pulled out of Blondie's grasp leaving me behind

" oh come on!" I cried Blondie realize Haruhi was no longer in his arms just mean and my blushing face

" you didn't have to do that" mori grunted in response and went back to Honey " come here little one let daddy hug you with Coraline" I manage to escape and went over to Haruhi notice the red head Medusa is glarin at us oh boy don't trust that look at all bitch bring it

" I already have a dad don't need another one" Haruhi stated

after we got Blondie to leave is alone . Haruhi and I couldn't find our bags where they went? I ask myself. They were no where in the club room I heard Haruhi gasp I looked up yo are what she was looking at " oh come on really?" I ask myself groaning. There they are floating in the pond outside and their contents has spilled out. Both Haruhi and I ran out of the room.

On the way we passed the red head witch Haruhi was the one who stop as I kept running out to save our stuff

Not to long after I reached to the pond Haruhi caught up with me. I might had got los on the way... Don't judge . we got most of our things out I'm glad I always have my laptop and phone with me at all times

" hey!" A male voice called out to us I briefly glanced up to see Blondie " you two have some nerve skipping out on the club like that" I rolled my eyes

" sorry just gotta look for my food money" Haruhi mumble as Blondie steps in to help" hey don't need to do that you'll get wet"

I watch him amaze " a little water won't hurt besides people say I'm dripping with good looks" he search in the water didn't notice Haruhi was also staring at him " oh wait this is what your looking for?" He held up the wallet his looks noticing Haruhi staring at him " not falling for me are we?" He teases she snatches the wallet

" as if" she look away he look at our stuff think I am though what the hell?! What kind of drugs I been taking...not that I take drugs that is...drugs is bad...watch anime kids

" wait a minute why's your stuff all wet?"

Back at the club I watch Haruhi with the sea witch arms cross

" what's with you?" the twins ask snapping me out of it I look at them

" don't trusy Medusa over there' nudge my head towards the two I suddenly heard a scream and a crash I turn to Haruhi in a very um weird position with the Medusa

" someone help me!" The witch scream I ran over quickly " someone teach this commoner a lesson " she cried I was about to beat her up when glasses stop me I look at him gave me a stern look pouted

The twins poured cold water on the two " why would you do that?" She ask as blondie approach her. " Tamaki do something he attack me pretty sure the other one was gonna hurt me too" what?! I'm sweet and innceont I'm gonna deck you! I shouted in my head

" enough, I know that Haruhi isn't tjag kind of man and it was you wasn't it? You threw their bags into the pond"

" what? You have any proof?" I struggle to get to her being held by glasses who is having a hard time

" for someone so small sure is strong" he said I look at him

" I'm not small I'm fun size!"I have my hand around hearing the chick running away screaming

" tamaki you idiot!" Running out of the room tamaki let out a disappointed sigh before turning his attention to us

" how am I going to punish you? Ig is your fault after all I know, your quote is not 1,00!" I gasp went to my knees

" noooo!" I shouted

Later

Haruhi went to change into dry clothes we waited for her outside of the changing room tamaki went up with some clean towels he opens the curtain he suddenly closes is turn around

" so haruhi.. You're a girl?"

" biologically speaking yes " I laugh

" finally found out ?" I ask the curtain open showing us haruhi in the school uniform dress I took a picture quickly with my phone that's for uncle look up to see tamaki's whole face turn bright red. Huh I look at the two can't help feel jealous the way he looks at her

" I know I can call 'dude' and ' bro from now on' Haruhi laugh this is gonna be a long school year.

Hello everyone this is my first time making a ohshc fanfic so please be nice and vote and comment on what you think