Scottish with scotch
and double Dutch down
Whiskey awash
Here's to the crown!

Plant a boot
and fill it well
with flowers for Algernon
and the rites of hell

Wee Willie Winkie
always fun while drinking
A little sauce in the saucer
A salve for all that thinking

The stars roll and spin
An ocean sloshes within
The old maid in her bustle
gives us her toothless grin

Waking on the shoreline
of an empty universe
This story was a great playtime
and we didn't even rehearse