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'"Twelve years ago, a nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared. It's tails lashed out and smashing mountains and sending tidal waves crashing to the shores. The ninja rose up to defend their villages."'

"Hold the attack and wait for The Fourth Hokage!"

"It's getting closer! Don't let is near the village!"

'"One Shinobi faced the nine tailed fox in mortal combat. He sacrificed his life to capture the beast and seal it in a human body. This ninja was known as The Fourth Hokage. Due to the circumstances, he was forced to seal half the beast into two different hosts. The beast was separated into it's Yin and Yang halves. The Yin half was sealed into a two-day-old infant named Akina Senju. The Yang half was sealed into a newborn named Naruto Uzumaki. They saved the village by containing the beast inside their tiny bodies, sadly, the residents of the village didn't see it that way. This village is known as, Konohagakure, The Village Hidden In The Leaves, The Great Ninja Village Of The Land Of Fire."'

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"Naruto! Come back here! When I get my hands on you!"

"You've crossed the line this time!"

"Give it up! You're just bent because you don't have the guts to do what I do! Do you? Losers! Wannabes! You'll never catch me!"

'What's that loser up to now? Did he really just do that? He's got guts... but if I were him, I would've done it with the blood of my last victim. Meh, oh well. Wait... is that a yellow poop on the Nidaime's face?! Bwahahahahaha! Why'd he do that to Tobirama-Ōoji?'

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"Lord Hokage! It's an emergency!"

"I hope you're not bothering me with some trivia. And don't tell me it's Naruto or Akina again. Please don't tell me it's Akina again..."

Hiruzen had muttered under his breath, but my spying clone caught it with her sharpened senses. I have the Kyuubi amplify my senses when I needed, which is always! I always have my clones crawling around the village, spying and gathering information from the locals and rather chatty and open ninja, even when I'm not around. I've also sent some in the forest so I can be the first to be alerted about unwanted visitors! Then I get to have tons of fun! Oh goody! More people to maul, torment, play with, and kill in the most brutal ways!

"It is Naruto again! Thankfully it's just him... He climbed onto the great stone faces!"

"He put graffiti all over the Hokage!"

~

"Naruto! Hold on!"

One of the ninjas giving chase to the Blonde yelled, idiotically missing Naruto's hidden form.

'The damn kid doesn't know how to mask his Chakra properly and two trained ninja just passed right by him! Golly Jolly! I'm surrounded by idiots!'

"That was too easy!"

"Oh yeah, Naruto?!"

"Ah! Where'd you come from Iruka-sensei?! What are you doing here?!"

"No, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in class."

'Hahaha! That loser got caught playing hooky! Iruka-sensei never catches me because he never realizes I only send a shadow clone in to bother with such trivial matters! I mean, I learn what it does once I disperse it back at my apartment, which I hardly use... Woot woot! Go me! I'm fabulous~ And my glorious red hair! So awesome! If you do not agree with my fabulousness, I will gut you like a fish and feed you to the Kyuubi!'

'No, kid! I don't want to eat them, you humans taste awful.'

'Aww, okay! I'll feed them to the dead fishes in the market area! Then someone else will eat them, hehehehe! It would probably kill them! Wooh! And it's cannibalism! A criminal act! What fun! Hey... Wait a minute! How do you know what humans taste like~?'

'Oh, buzz off!'

'Ah! That's right! The last time you ate someone they ate the flesh of your-'

'Shut up!'

'Golly Jolly! You must have had a massive tummy ache! Huh, Kusama?' (Kurama + Sama = Kusama)

'Akina!'

'That's my name, don't wear it out~! Oh, and say it, don't spray it, Kitsune!'

~

"I'm at the end of my rope Naruto. You've failed the graduation test last time and the time before that. You have another chance and you're messing up again!"

"Hmph!"

The annoying loud-mouth turned away from Iruka-sensei, causing Iruka to fume even more than he already was.

'Ooooh! You're gonna get it from Iruka-sensei now, Blondie! If you weren't before, that is... hehe.'

"Fine! Because you missed it, Naruto, everyone will review the transformation Jutsu!"

The entire class groaned in annoyance and frustration, meanwhile, I'm giggling sadistically and rolling my eyes at their little dilemma.

"Oh shut up, you idiots! You need the practice, 'cause you're all a bunch of maggots~!"

I yelled, rolling my eyes and grinning. Iruka-sensei calls up Sakura, causing my grin to falter. I hate Pinky, and I always make sure to let her know it!

"Alright, Sakura here! Let's do it! Transform!"

"You transformed into me. Good."

"Yes! I did it!"

'How much do I wanna bet she's thinking something along the lines of 'I kicked butt!'? It's pretty obvious, geez, flower! Why are you so boring?! Maybe you can be one of my next victims... or  the blonde boar... One of you will do nicely. I'd get a lot of satisfaction from that!'

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Sasuke, did you see that?"

"'Oooh, Sasuke-Kun this and Sasuke-Kun that!' O'mighty Sasuke Uchiha, head of the Uchiha clan, where they promote having a duck ass for a hairstyle! He's really something special! Yeah, right! Give me a break! The attractive walking duck ass bastard you all keep swooning over is all bark and no bite! He's more concerned with avenging his clan! You're all gonna be a bunch of damsels in distress on the battlefield~! In this world, it's kill or be killed! I guess we know all the fangirls in the room will die in a matter of seconds, they won't be useful at all, just a bunch of burdens! Parasites! Other people will die fighting for you girls, which would be a waste of a perfectly good life! They would at least have some skills to be put to use for the good of this village. Hinata has a lot of courage, tons of potential, but lacks self-esteem. She needs a patient and smart trainer. Hinata has the most potential out of all the real girls here, she just needs people to believe in her and for people to stop kicking her when she's down. Bubblegum Princess has the least amount of potential, I'd be surprised if she even passes the final test. She can only perform basics and never trains, she always worries about her looks. I know Ino-pig does too, but she does some sort of training with her father."

I taunt, causing all the fangirls (and Sasuke) in the room to rage, Hinata to blush and Sasuke to fume, but they didn't say anything, with an exception of Hinata, who had stuttered out a 'Thank you, Akina-danna.'! The fangirls knew I could slaughter them if I felt the need. Iruka-sensei sighed in exasperation, but said nothing, he knew his lecturing wouldn't work on me, but why does he think it'll work on the annoying Blonde? The world may never know.

"Next, Sasuke Uchiha."

'Ugh, why are you sooooo boring, Sasuke, The Duck Butt Uchiha? Seriously, your brother knew how to have a lot more fun than you ever did! You're all 'work, work, work' and 'I must make father proud' and 'I must avenge my clan's death and restore the Uchiha clan'. I mean, I get it, sorta, but you gotta make friends too and you need at least one girl to restore your clan! Take your pick! Ino would be the best choice though, out of the fangirls... Strength-wise, I'd be the best choice, but like hell! At least, I think you need one true friend. At least I have one true friend and at least I know I'm not gonna leave the village, I can see you being a rogue! I mean, sure, everyone probably thinks I'm gonna turn on the village, but I won't, at least... I don't think I will...? Whatever. If I did, all my preparations would be wasted, and they're not even done!'

"Next, Naruto Uzumaki."

I snap out of my mental rant and look over to Iruka, I watch as the Blondie walks to the front of the class.

"This is a total waste of time."

'Shut up, lazy ass! Everyone knows you don't do much training, so this is good for you! Seriously, Shikamaru.'

"We always pay for your screw ups!"

'I really want to kill you, Ino-pig, at least Bubblegum Princess got the name right!... I hate Naruto, but technically... he's my other half, right? I mean, I'm the Yin half and he's the Yang half... Woah... so deep... Are we actually two halves of the same whole? Does that mean I hate me? Eh, who cares? I'm makin' no sense right now...'

'You're right, you're not making any sense, whatsoever. Then again, you never do.'

'Hey! Golly Jolly! That was rude, ya Giant Fluff Ball!'

'Like I care.'

'Meanie~!'

"Like I care! Transform!"

'Hahaha! You and the blonde both said, 'like I care'~!'

'Grrr, shut up!'

'Bad Kyuubi no Kitsune! No growling at me! Bad!'

I momentarily visit Kurama in my mind and squirt him with water from a spray bottle I mentally conjured up. Kurama started growling and muttering under his breath. When I return Naruto turns into a female version of himself. The transformation is completely nude, the only 'decency' this Jutsu has, is the fact that there are clouds covering the parts kids his age shouldn't even know what they look like!

'Hahaha! Good job Blondie! Even if I hate you, that was really funny! Don'tchya know? I might just call you Naruko from now on... Wait... how the hell do you know what female parts actually look like?! FOX BOY!!! What the hell?!?!'

'He sneaks into the Girl's Locker Rooms for the Hot Springs.'

'Idiotic Blonde! I'm gonna kill him!!!'

'Don't you dare do that! If you kill him you're killing my other half! Who knows what'll happen?! On top of that, I don't fancy only being half complete for the rest of my miserable life!'

'Sorry, Kyuu-kun~! I won't murder him, but can I at least have the pleasure in beating the shit out of him~?'

'Fine, but not too much. I don't feel like having to heal the kid. Keep in mind, every time I have to heal one of you or one of you uses my Chakra, I feel weakened. I need to have all my Chakra with me at all times, if not, I am weakened and I hate feeling weak and vulnerable! I also hate losing, but I know you do too. You're also quite strong for a child your age so, I'm not worried about losing.'

'I promise I won't hurt him too much. Thanks, Foxy-chan~!'

'Whatever, kid.'

"Hahahaha! Gotcha! That's my sexy Jutsu!"

'Sexy Jutsu, huh? Heh, it seems to be effective and the outcome is really funny! Maybe I should do that to one of my victims! Golly Jolly! I won't ever admit it to the dork, but that was a good idea. How the hell did he come up with this one? I could even change it up for my female opponents and call it 'Reverse Harem Jutsu'. Unless they're lesbian... then I'd be screwed. Same if it were to be a gay male... Meh, oh well. I'll deal with that then. Personally, I think every male is secretly a pervert so, it should work.'

"Cut the tricks! This is your last warning!"

Iruka-sensei shouts that one really loud; I tolerated his last little outburst, but enough is enough! The second he started shouting, my hands shot up to my ears, even then I could hear his warning, making me roll my eyes in utter annoyance.

"Augh! Iruka-sensei, not so loud! I have sensitive senses, y'know! Don't make me do something you'll regret! I'd be quite content with what I have in mind, no regrets! Just 'cause you're mad at Blondie, doesn't mean ya make everyone else suffer! Golly Jolly! So what if the team suffers if one of the members of the said team suffers? We're not a team yet! I swear, I will tie you up, attach the other end to the tree outside, hang you upside down, and beat you with a fucking stick!!!"

I groan, clenching my teeth in a mix of anger and pain, still covering my ears.

"Er, right, anyways, Akina Senju, you're up."

"Alright! Do I get to leave after this? I mean, seriously! I have better things to be doing! I already know all this trash."

"No, Akina! Now get up here!"

"Hmm, can I get permanent maternity leave then?"

"WHAT?! WHY?!"

"Well, I'm a Jinchuuriki. Doesn't that technically mean I'm eternally pregnant?"

"NO! CUT THE TRICKS, AKINA!"

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YELLING, IRUKA-SENSEI?! THE YELLING! ALWAYS WITH THE YELLING! Seriously, I just said it. What are ya? Nine-Second-Iruka-Sensei? Do you only remember what's happened within the last nine seconds?"

I smirk smugly before growling in annoyance, marching up to the front of the classroom. I stand proudly in front of the class (ignoring the people questioning about Jinchuurikis), my back to Iruka-sensei. A silly little idea has the demonic gears in my head turning, quickly turning my frown into a crazed grin, leaving my arms limp at my sides, a puff of smoke instantaneously surrounds me. When the smoke dissipates into thin air as suddenly as it had appeared, a perfect replication of Itachi Uchiha stood in my place. Iruka-sensei stood in his place, glued to his spot, silenced in pure shock, his mouth agape, signifying his amazement, confusion, and surprise. If it weren't for my highly sensitive senses, I wouldn't have heard Sasuke growl. I felt his killing intent spike up and rise. He never fails to amuse me. It's so much fun, annoying the little Uchiha.

"Eh-er... Very good, Akina... Top marks..."

Iruka-sensei replied in a rather shaky voice, he has yet to recover from his shock. I don't reply, instead, I intend to mock the Uchiha further. I walk over to him and plop down next to him, acting as if I was Itachi. I poke Sasuke in the forehead with my index finger and my middle finger, a soft smile on my face. I then give him a closed eye smile, manipulating my voice to sound like Itachi's.

"I'm sorry Sasuke, maybe next time."

~

Iruka has dragged Naruko to the Hokage faces and he's making the dense Blonde wipe them clean of all paint.

"This sucks, loser."

'Well, maybe you shouldn't have done it in the first place, sucker. Who're you callin' loser anyways, dobe? Yourself? Hah!'

"You're not going home until you've cleaned up every single drop of paint!"

'Aww geez, there he goes with the shouting again! Is that all he does? Lecture people and shout at them all day? Man, that's really annoying, a total drag!... Damn it, Shikamaru!!!! Golly Jolly! Look at what ya got me doin', ya lazy ass cacti-head!... And why the hell am I yelling at him in my head? He can't hear me! Why am I yelling in my head at all?!'

'I don't know, but could you stop? Seriously kid, the only one that can hear you is me, and it's getting annoying. That lazy Nara kid can't hear you here, you know this.'

'Sure thing, Mister Niney! Sorry 'bout that!'

"So what?! It's not like there's anyone waiting at home for me!"

''Oh boo-hoo! All my family members are dead!' I don't care if it's mean! We've all got dead people! Suck it up! Heh, at least I know my relatives and let me tell ya, they're amazing!!! Yours are too, but mine are better, more diverse. I'm related to more than just two clans... I sure as hell am happy I'm not apart of the Uchiha clan. All the girls become house-maids who are trained in super bad-ass stuff, but never get to do any of it! How boring! No blood and no gore!'

"Naruto?"

"What do you want now, sensei?"

"Well, I was just thinking, maybe after you clean this all up, I can take you out for some ramen. The good stuff. What do you think?"

"Huh? Now that's some serious motivation! I'll have this clean in no time!"

'Hahaha, I bet you're probably wondering why you haven't gotten to see anything from my real point of view... Aren't my clones enough?! Well, anyway, I'm currently napping on the roof of my apartment complex. How am I telling you all this?.... Hehehehe, I'm not. You're reading my clone's thoughts. This whole time, I've been switching my clone's point of views for each change in location! Pretty smart, huh? This is how we can follow our main heroine! I always have a clone following him! This way, you guys know what he's doing at all times, like in the Anime, y'know?'

'What the hell are you talking about kid? Better yet, who are you talking to?'

'Our readers 'nd followers~!!'

'What the hell? Is that some sort of riddle? Readers? We don't write! Followers?! Since when do we have followers?! We could use them in battle... Round them up, kid!'

'It doesn't work that way, Mister Niney.' 

I sweatdropped at my fox-friend's antics. Doesn't he understand how the fourth wall works?

~

"Naruto."

"Hmm?"

"Why would you do that to the Hokage faces? I mean, you know who the Hokage are, don't you?"

"'Course I do! Everybody knows. They were the greatest Shinobi of their time, right? The best of the best. Undefeated ninja champs. And the Fourth Hokage is the one who saved the village from the nine-tailed fox. He was the most amazing!"

'Hahaha! Oh man, that's too funny! If only you knew he was your father! I mean, how come no one has noticed your resemblance? Golly Jolly! You look exactly like the Yondaime! Your birthday is the day the Kyuubi was defeated, you share a similar verbal tic with Kushina Uzumaki, your mother, on top of that, you also share her large Chakra reserves, stubbornness, gettin' picked on in school, and your temper! Though, you occasionally have your father's temper too.'

'Hey! I was not defeated! I was being manipulated by that damn Uchiha with the mask! If I had control over my actions I would have come out on top!'

'B-But... I thought you liked me! H-How rude... If you had won, you wouldn't have met me! Does that mean nothing to you?!'

'Seriously, Gaki? I do like you, but if we'd never have met, you wouldn't be able to pout.'

'So you're wishing we hadn't met?'

'No, I'm wishing I wasn't stuck as two halves of a whole. I'm wishing I wasn't trapped and sealed because everyone thinks I'm too dangerous to walk the earth. They had the audacity to cage us Bijuus because they're scared of us. They fear our power!'

'I know, I was just joking. I knew what you meant.'

'.....WHAT?!?!?!'

'Sorry! Hahahaha! I know, I know. I'm a real bitch.'

'Sometimes! Like you are right now! I thought I'd done something wrong.'

'Aww! You do care! I feel loved!'

'Oof... Shut up...'

'Seriously though... Thanks, Kurama-kun.'

'...No problem, kit.'

I release my connection with Kurama and tune into Naruto-Today, on channel 104.7, A.K.A, N104.

"Then why did you---"

"Because I'm going to be greater than any of them! Me! Naruto. The next Hokage! A ninja legend! Then everyone will have to stop disrespecting me and look up to me. Believe it!... Uh, by the way, I kind of want to ask a little favor, sensei."

"You want another bowl?"

"Uh-uh. I want to try on your headband. Come on, please?"

'Really? I mean, sure, those little trinkets are kinda cool, but if you wanna wear one, you gotta train. Oooooh, trains! I like trains! CHOOOO CHOOOO!!!'

'Kid, no, just no. Seriously, the hell? Kushina was more tolerable, she never said anything to me.'

'You're right, she kept you locked up and ignored you all together! Golly Jolly, she acted like you were dirt, a waste of space! On top of that, she used your Chakra! Just like everyone else. They all pushed you away and used your Chakra, with or without your consent! Me? I talk to you, I freed you and gave you free reign of my mentality, I changed my mindscape so you could free-roam a nice meadow, I ask for your permission. I'm way less tolerable than anyone else. I don't make you suffer from boredom and loneliness. Here, I'll be just like them. I'll treat you exactly like they did and like Naruto does, unconsciously, albeit.'

'No! I-... I'm sorry... Didn't mean it... I like you a hell of a lot more.'

'Glad to hear it, ya Giant Ball Of Fluff! We're misfits! Outcasts! We gotta stick together, ne? Besides... I wouldn't have done that... I know what it's like.'

"Uh... oh, this? No way. You can only wear the leaf headband when you finally graduate from the Academy and become a ninja. You've got to pass the test tomorrow."

"That is so uncool!"

"Hey, is that why you took off your goggles?"

"I want another bowl!"

'Hahahaha! It totally is! He thought you'd say yes! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey... The real me is gettin kinda hungry... Okay! I mean, I usually wake up in an hour from now, but I'll get up earlier so I can chill with Iruka-sensei and Naruko. I wake up at 10 pm and go back to sleep a 5:30 am! Golly, I'm always cranky if I'm woken up anytime before 10. I'll sit and relax for half an hour before running around, being a crazy ass. If you want to talk to me in a civil manner, catch me on top of my apartment complex, or when I'm sick. Nawaki said I'm almost normal when I'm sick. He says I'm clingy, affection, needy, and I call him 'Nawaki-nii'. Heh, Golly Jolly, I'm so funny.'

I break my connection with my clone and sit up, stretching and yawning. I smirk chaotically and stand up, leaping off the building, heading northwest, towards Ichiraku's Ramen. I hopped from roof to roof, the wind blowing in my face, making me grin wildly. I spot Ichiraku's approaching quick on my left, just my luck, Naruto and Iruka-sensei are still there, chatting, laughing and eating Ramen. I smirked and hopped off the roof, strutting over to the pair and plopping down next to Iruka-sensei without being noticed.

"Golly Jolly! Havin' fun without me? Aww, I'm hurt..."

"Eh?! Akina-danna!"

I started laughing hysterically when I startled the blonde idiot and he fell out of his seat. Iruka-sensei sighed and shook his head, causing me to grin at him. I know I don't act like it, but I really do like Iruka-sensei. I don't address anyone with respect if they haven't earned it. Dealing with Naruto and me every day has definitely earned him a spot on my good side. I won't even call my future team leader 'sensei' until they earn my respect- if they ever do.

"What are you doing here, Akina-danna, dattebayo?!"

"What~? Am I not allowed to hang out~?"

"You're always asleep at this time, dattebayo!"

"Don't argue with me! I just wanted to join. Is that so wrong?"

"No."

"Akina, what's this about being asleep during this time?"

"I've never gone to the academy! It's always been clones."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!"

I winced, but didn't say anything.

"Iruka-sensei, it's not a big deal. She still learns everything her clones do, believe it!"

I grinned at the blonde, my crooked, slightly deranged smile, would make anyone think I enjoyed his company, but if you saw the glint of annoyance, distrust, hatred, and rage in my eyes, you'd think twice. Iruka-sensei was about to say something, but Teuchi turned around and his eyes lit up upon seeing me.

"Hello, Akina! Is there anything I can get you today? Perhaps you'd like your usual?"

"Hiya, Teuchi-sempai! I'd actually love some ramen right now~! I'm not sure if this'll surprise you, but I don't want my usual Miso Pork Ramen, can I please have some Shio Pork Ramen?"

"Oh? You're right, it did come as a surprise! Knowing you, you'd like curly noodles instead of straight? You always did like the oddest of things. Shio Ramen doesn't usually have pork in it, seeing as it doesn't go too well with the fish, but knowing that you like pork bones in your ramen, I'm not too surprised."

"Gee, you really do know me well! I'd love it if you could use curly noodles instead~!"

"Coming right up! Did you get all that, Ayame?"

"Yes, Oto-san!"

Both, the dense blonde and Iruka-sensei look at me in surprise.

"You come here often, Akina? I thought only Naruto enjoyed ramen enough to be so well-known."

"Golly Jolly~! They stay open until I wake up around ten and they don't close until I come because they know everyone else is too fearful of me to serve me, ne? Aren't they sweet? I always come here between 10:30 to 10:40, once I'm done they usually close up shop, unless it's the weekends or it's really busy. They're fucking awesome! Am I right Iruka-sensei, Blondie?"

"Yes, Akina, they are, but watch your language! They're part of a select few who actually accept you two! It really warms my heart to know someone other than me is looking out for you two!"

"I agree, Akina-danna, Iruka-sensei! The old man and his daughter are super awesome, believe it!... Hey, Akina-danna?"

"What?"

"Why don't you call me by my name, y'know?"

"You don't have my respect. I'll call you by your name when I come to respect you."

"What?! That's so unfair, y'know!"

I roll my eyes at the Blondie without anyone noticing, but I grinned and nodded nonetheless. Suddenly, I grow tense, my killing intent shot up, my eyes twinkling in blood-lust as I slightly scowl.

"A-Akina! That's enough! What's gotten into you? With how large your killing intent is, you could kill someone with it just by overwhelming them! You're going to make someone pass out, calm down, please!"

"I wanna kill that traitor! No, I must kill that traitor!"

One of my clones had seen Mizuki talking to himself and planning how to get my sacred scroll!

'How dare that little rat! I'm gonna kill him!'

'Akina, calm down, brat! You can kill him tomorrow, now is not the time.'

'I need to kill, Monster Friend Kurama! Golly Jolly! I must feel that rush of adrenaline! I need to feel the thrill of watching life fade from that fucker's eyes!'

'Not right now, that's all I'm saying. You haven't eaten yet! You'd have woken up early for nothing, right?'

My killing intent fell drastically, the urge for blood dying down, but it'll be back later, stronger than before. I pouted, clearly disappointed.

"Fine, I'll remain calm, for now. Beware the man with hair like blue-tinted snow and eyes of green jade grass. That's all I'm gonna fucking say!"

"Akina, watch your language."

"What? What do you mean, Akina-danna?! That was really scary and all you give us is a warning?!"

"Yes."

"Akina, would you please tell us what got you so excited?"

"The man you called a childhood friend is shrouded in jealousy and hatred. He is no longer a friend of yours. Golly Jolly, Iruka-sensei. You are too kind a person to be friends with him, he's the worst kind of scum; worse than scum! He abandoned his friends for his ambitions, the man you called a friend is no longer a kind and caring man."

I muttered unhappily. These two don't listen! I really didn't want to give them another clue... Oh well, I'll tolerate it. Teuchi-sempai grinned at me and placed the bowl of ramen I ordered in front of me. My mood instantly lights up.

"Golly Jolly! Arigatou gozaimasu, Teuchi-sempai, Ayame-sempai!"

"Of course, Akina-chan!"

"We're always happy to serve you, besides, you're the reason we can deal with all that killing intent constantly going around."

Teuchi-sempai teased, causing me to grin sheepishly.

"Itadakimasu~!"

~

Iruka-sensei is warning us all about how killing it apart of being a Shinobi when one of the male students interrupted Iruka-sensei.

"We all know something such as killing would never bother Akina-danna! Why bother asking? She's killed before!"

"Something so little, so trivial, an everyday occurrence, such as killing, couldn't possibly bother me, and it doesn't, you're right. Don't bother asking, I've killed before and I'll gladly do it again! I'd bet you anything, I'd make another kill today! Golly Jolly~! I wonder who my prey shall be! Is it you~? Hehe, you're not even worth my while so, you have something to celebrate about! You're safe from my wrath! I wouldn't get any satisfaction over killing you... -over ending your life, your entire existence, ending, burning into nothingness. Golly Jolly! How sad... Pathetic fool! You've got a lot of guts to talk like that! I can change that by spilling those guts~!"

The boy instantly shut up, making me grin. Iruka-sensei sighed in exasperation, sending a small, unhappy glare my way. I just grinned and gave him a goofy, innocent look. He smiled softly before shaking his head. 

'I can't believe I allowed myself to come here in person... I'm so damn tired. I just wanted to take the exam in person. I can graduate personally, instead of using a mindless clone.'

"We will now start the final exam. When your name is called, proceed to the testing room. The final test will be on the clone Jutsu."

'Hahaha! That's Naruto's worst technique! He's soooo gonna fail! Hehe, the Blondie is never gonna pass! The Yondaime really would be disappointed! I hope he can see him now! Hahaha!'

~

"Clone Jutsu!"

I watched as Naruto performed the clone Jutsu with a hell lot of determination. A puff of smoke instantaneously appeared around Naruto. When the smoke dissipated, a pathetic looking clone flopped on the floor. Everyone in the room sweatdropped.

'Hehehehe, it looks exactly like him! If only he could make two more just like that~!'

"You fail!"

Iruka-sensei screamed, making my ears hurt. I lost my balance and fell to the floor. Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-teme were too busy dealing with Naruto to notice me so I jumped back onto the ceiling. I growled and climbed over to the wooden beam above Iruka-sensei. It smashed the end secured to the wall and watched as it collapsed onto Iruka-sensei, hitting him dead on the head.

"Eh? Iruka-sensei, are you okay, dattebayo?!"

"Iruka-sensei! Are you okay?! What happened?!"

Iruka-sensei groaned and sat back up, seeing as he had fallen out of his chair.

"I'm fine..."

He grumbled, clearly not happy.

"Iruka-sensei. He's off, but his moves weren't bad and he did hang in there and replicate. This is his third try, so you know he really wants to become a ninja. We could cut him a break and pass him."

"Huh?!"

"Mizuki-sensei, the other students created at least three effective replications. But Naruto could only create one, and look at it. It's pitiful, I can't pass him."

'Oh, come on! Seriously, sensei? You and I both know it's because he has too much Chakra for a technique that requires such a small amount of it! These elementary Justus require too little of an amount of Chakra! He'd need something like the Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu, A.K.A, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! Or maybe even Water Clones... Both his parents had an affinity for the Water Release, right? He's bound to have it! Though it's most likely recessive, I think he has dominant wind. He needs a clone technique that requires more Chakra. The Shadow Clone Jutsu requires a large amount of Chakra due to the clones being solid themselves, they're not illusions made solely to trick the mind, like genjutsu. The water clone Jutsu requires more Chakra due to the clones being manifested out of water so, they're solid, but it's limiting and restricting, seeing as it does require water to create. You know this, so why don't you teach him? Hell, I hate the kid, but get me to teach him! He clearly wants this even more than anyone else here. Who are you to deny him his right? I assume you're incapable of either one of those Jutsus, and if you are, get someone who can! This is his ticket! Are ya gonna deny him that?'

I sigh in annoyance as I leave the room and plop down at my desk, yawning and stretching in boredom. I growled in pure anger as I watched Iruka-sensei enter the room, narrow my eyes at him unhappily. When he sees me, he grows confused at my expression, but shrugs it off, thinking it's my Bipolar Disorder acting up again.

"Akina Senju, please follow me into the testing room."

"Golly Jolly, Iruka-sensei, what happened to your head?"

I question innocently, seeing the large bump that was forming on the back of his head. It wasn't visible from where I was, which caused him to raise an eyebrow in suspicion. I just tilted my head to the side, an inquisitive look on my face. He sighs and shakes his head.

"A beam came loose and fell on my head."

"Oh. Well, at least you're not dead. I wouldn't want that. Someone should get that looked at."

He smiled idiotically and chuckled.

"Let's go, Akina."

"Okay, Almighty Tallest Red." (Another Reference XD)

"What?"

"Can I get a 'what, what'?"

Iruka-sensei sighed and shook his head, though his eyes shown with slight amusement. He led me into the testing room, sitting down next to Mizuki-teme. The second I spotted Mizuki, I growled animalistically, this caused him to flinch and for Iruka-sensei to eye Mizuki suspiciously, his eyes widening a mere fraction of the size. Iruka-sensei looked at me with a questioning look and I nodded. He frowned unhappily and seemed deep in thought. Mizuki just seemed puzzled, but shrugged it off.

"Alright, Akina, you must be able to create three clones in order to pass."

I nodded, a cocky grin plastered on my face. I get into the stance and make the 'Ram' hand sign.

"Moku Bunshin no Jutsu!"

(If you guys know this Jutsu, I'm impressed. Tell me what it is~! If you get it right, I'll give you a cookie!)

Three clones stood beside me. I had used a little extra chakra though, but this is intentional. Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-teme stared at them, their mouth's agape and eyes wide. 

"Ah... Ahem..."

Iruka-sensei cleared his throat to bypass his shock.

"Very good, Akina, you pass with flying colors. Please, come take a headband."

"Do you guys have a pale red headband? Y'know, somethin' that'll match my top?"

Iruka-sensei pauses and gets up, walking over to a box in the corner of the room. He grabs a headband that matches my top perfectly.

"Once you receive this headband, it'll have been in your family for three generations. It was first your grandmother's on your mother's side."

My eyes went wide and I got an excited glint in them.

"Golly Jolly! Really?! Arigatou Iruka-nii!"

I yelled, tackling him to the ground and hugging him with all my might. Iruka's eyes went wide in surprise, both from the nickname and from my behavior. I suppose he wasn't expecting such a childish reaction from me. He chuckled and patted the back of my head. We break away from each other and he hands me my new, pre-owned headband. I happily tie it around my waist in contentment.

"So, I'm your Niisan, now?"

"One of them, can't forget about Nawaki-nii! By the way... do students from other classes get teamed up?"

"Occasionally, why? Do you want to be on his team?"

"Mhmm~!"

Iruka-nii chuckled and ruffled my hair, making me grin happily. Then it turned into an unhappy smirk. I bonked Iruka on the head.

"How could you not let the idiotic blonde pass? You should know he has too much Chakra to perform a petty elementary Jutsu! Even I find it difficult to use elementary Jutsus, and I have awesome chakra control!"

I scolded, glaring slightly at my now former sensei.

"I can't let him pass without being able to perform a clone jutsu in general."

"Golly Jolly, Niisan! Then teach him something else! Like a water clone, or, hell, even shadow clones! We both know he'll have an affinity for water. Minato-sama was able to use shadow clones, it would be nice if it was passed down. If you don't teach him, well... I guess I will, I know 'em both. Though, if I were to be the one to show him, you wouldn't be a very good Niisan for the blonde idiot, now would you?"

Iruka-nii merely sighed in exasperation.

"I'll think about it."

"Fine, but keep in mind, it might be the blonde's only chance to pass. Oh, and Mizuki-teme? I will murder you in your sleep. You bloody traitor!"

"Akina-chan, what are you talking about? I haven't done anything wrong. Why are you so suspicious of me?"

I sneered at him and bared my teeth. He looked at me in confusion, trying to play it off, this seemed to confuse Iruka-nii even more. 

'Oh no, but I know the truth! The slimy snake is gonna try and steal the scroll! He may think he's a good actor, but I can see the sweat running down his face and neck. I can sense his nervous aura. I can hear his heart beating fast and loud. I can see the nervous, fearful glint in his eyes. He looks like a rabbit standing in the middle of an open field, surrounded by wolves. His fists are clenched and the edges of his lips are pulled tight, the skin tense, signifying his smile is fake, I can see how nervous he is. I see his eye twitching slightly and I see him trying his best to not avoid eye contact. He may have Iruka-nii fooled, but he can't fool me. Golly Jolly, I'm good at reading body language, and let me tell you, he looks scared and nervous as hell.'

~

"See that?"

"Passed with flying colors!"

"They called me first!"

"I'm a ninja now!"

"I'm proud of you, son. We all are."

"Congratulations!"

All the parents were congratulating their children, everyone except Naruto and I. I growled at the women who began to gossip about the depressed Blonde.

"There. You see him?"

"It's that boy. I heard he's the only one who failed."

"Hmph. Well, it serves him right, but we're all doomed now that the other one, Akina Senju, passed."

"Just imagine what would happen if he became a ninja. What are we gonna do? Akina is a monster! She's completely mental, and the boy... I mean, he's the boy who--"

"Shh. We're not allowed to talk about that."

'Wow, you two sure are a real piece of work, aren't ya? Totally uncalled for. Hehe, you two are each more of a monster than I am! Hehehe, and I kill people for the fun of it~! But... how dare you rats call me mental!!!!! You're so gonna die tonight!!!!'

"Iruka, there's something we need to talk about."

I glance over at where the old man is talking with Iruka-sensei. I grin, but look back at the two women, my killing intent rising sharply and my eyes glazed over with the lust for blood, stronger than before. The two seemed to just notice me. They went paler than any ghost when they saw me staring at them with blood-lust. The screamed and ran, I just grinned sadistically, I used the perfect amount of Chakra to create two clones. I had the two clones chase after them from afar. I then teleport to my house and flop onto my bed, for once, and fall asleep even before I hit the bed.

~

Mizuki had taken Naruto up onto the rooftop and trying to 'comfort' the depressed blonde.

"Iruka-sensei is tough, but he's not against you."

'Bastard.'

"Then why? Why only me?"

'It's not just you, idiot.'

'Stop complaining, Kit. Again, only I can hear you.'

'Never! Ranting helps, Kyuu-kun!'

"He wants you to be strong with all his heart, but that will never happen if he goes easy on you. He's like you and Akina, you know? No parents, no family."

'How dare you bring me into this, pathetic filth!'

"But, this time, I really wanted to graduate."

"Heh. Then I guess I have to tell you."

"Huh?"

"It's a secret, but I'm going to let you in on it."

'It's not a secret, it's a dirty trick! I'm gonna murder you in your sleep! I swear!'

~

Meanwhile, my clones spying on Iruka-nii and Hiruzen-Kyoufu pick up on their conversation.

"Iruka."

"What is it, Lord Hokage?"

"I know how you feel. You grew up just like Naruto and Akina, without knowing the love of a mother and father. The warmth of a family."

~

The clone followed Iruka-nii to his house and watched him enter. An hour later, more or less, Mizuki came over. He knocked on the door in a fake panic.

"Iruka-sensei! Wake up!"

Iruka hurried to the door and opened it, spotting the slimy snake in his doorway.

"What? What is it?"

"You need to come to Lord Hokage's right away. It's Naruto! He stole the sacred scroll!"

'Why don't you tell the whole truth, you fucking manipulative sleazeball!?'

'Damn Kit, what a colorful vocabulary.'

'Oh, hush, Kurama-san!'

'That's cold.'

I was snapped from my thoughts just in time to get Iruka-nii's responds.

"You mean the scroll of sealing?! No!"

My clone growled under her breath, glaring at Mizuki. I could see Iruka-nii's suspicion towards Mizuki-teme, but he seemed too focused on the Blondie to put two and two together.

~

Over to channel N104.

"Let's see. The first one is Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu. Ugh, not this again! It's my worst Jutsu!"

My clone rolls it's eyes and hops down, approaching the dense blonde.

"Hey, Dobe, let me help. I know that one."

His eyes snapped to me and he jumped up in surprise.

"Why would you want to help me?! Is this some sort of sick joke?! 'Cause it's not funny! Believe it!"

"Golly Jolly! Chill out, you idiot! Let's just say; I have my own reasons, okay? Will you trust me as your sensei for the time being?"

Naruto dropped the scroll and placed his elbow on his leg, his head resting on his head. He seems to be in deep thought. His eyes snapped open and he looked over to me.

"What's the catch, dattebayo?"

"You can't mention this to anyone."

Naruto looked at me with an unreadable expression.

"I'll train you when no one is around, this is when you'll call me sensei. When we're in public, unless I say otherwise, you'll act as if nothing's going on. You got it?"

He nodded rapidly, grinning ear-to-ear.

"Alright, I get! Let's do this! Thank you, Akina-dann-... I mean, Akina-sensei!"

I smirked when he corrected himself and nodded, ruffling his hair gently.

"No problem, dork."

~

I force myself out of bed, knowing what's gonna go down. I jump out my window and hop from building to building. I wanted to reach Naruto's location as fast as possible without using chakra. I soon skidded to a halt when I heard voices coming from the right of me. I bolted over and concealed my chakra, eavesdropping.

"Lord Hokage, this is not just a prank! This is a serious crime."

"That scroll contains secrets that were sealed by the First Hokage! Secrets known only to our village!"

"If it falls into the wrong hands, they could destroy our entire way of life!"

The ninja had all stated, seemingly, rather panicked. Hiruzen-kyoufu sighed, seemingly in exasperation.

"All right. Bring Naruto here at once."

"Sir!"

They had all jumped away. I grinned, noticing none of them were heading towards Naruto's location. I bolted towards his location, running even faster than before.

~

Naruto had just mastered the jutsu when I sensed Iruka-nii. I quickly dispersed my clone and watched from the trees, concealing my chakra. Naruto looked around in confusion, wondering where I had gone off to. Iruka jumped down into the clearing, an angry smile on his face.

"It's all over... Huh?"

Naruto began rubbing the back of his head, chuckling nervously.

"Got me already, not bad. You're quick, sensei. I only had time to learn one technique."

'Hehehe, see Iruka? He's been training the whole time! He's really determined about this! Not that I'm gonna stop tormenting him...'

The blonde idiot pointed at Iruka-nii, grinning and panting.

"Listen, Iruka-sensei! I'm gonna show ya this amazing Jutsu and you're gonna let me graduate! Then everything will be okay! That's the way it works, right? Anyone who learns a Jutsu from this scroll, passes!"

"Huh? Where'd you get that idea?"

"Mizuki-sensei told me about it! Believe it! He told me where to find the scroll and this place..."

"Huh? Look out!"

'Should I help? I mean, Golly Jolly, Mizuki would get to be my victim and I'd be able to satisfy my thirst for blood, for the night, that is... Then again, this is a good chance for Blondie to prove himself and pass, should I give it to him? He'd owe me a victim too... Hehe, sure, I'll just watch. I can't wait to see Iruka-sensei's face when he figures out what Naruto learned and how I was right! Hah! I love being right! All I do is win, win, win, no matter what!'

"I see you found our little hideaway."

Iruka-nii gritted his teeth in frustration and dismay.

"So that's the way it is, huh? I should've known. Akina was right all along, you are a traitor, Mizuki!"

Mizuki-teme ignored Iruka-nii all together, making my blood boil more than it already was.

"Naruto! Give me the scroll, now!"

"Wait a minute. What's going on here?"

Naruto looked utterly confused.

"Naruto! Don't let Mizuki get the scroll! It contains forbidden Jutsu that could put this village in grave danger! Mizuki used you to get the scroll for himself, for his own power!"

"Naruto, Iruka's just trying to scare you 'cause he doesn't want you to have the scroll."

"Huh? Uh..."

"Stop lying, Mizuki! Don't let him trick you, Naruto!"

Mizuki began laughing at Iruka's attempts, finding them futile.

"Hahaha! Oh, I'll tell you who's really lying..."

"No, Mizuki!"

"They've been lying to you your whole life, Naruto, since the decree twelve years ago."

'You better not, you pathetic waste of space!'

"What decree?"

"Everyone knows except you. Iruka's trying to hide it from you even now. He'd do anything to shut me up."

"What is this decree? Why does everyone else know about it?"

"Don't tell him! It's forbidden!"

"The decree is: No one can tell you half the nine-tailed fox is inside you. The fox spirit that killed Iruka's parents, killed Akina's father, and destroyed our village has taken over your body. You and Akina are the nine-tailed fox!"

I grit my teeth in anger, wanting to murder the man in front of me, my eyes now no longer my own, but Kurama's.

'How dare they accuse me of being you! How dare they wrongly accuse you of these things!'

'It was a damn Uchiha manipulating my will! How dare they! Damn them all to the depths of hell!'

It was at that moment I knew just how much Kurama hated my village. We blamed him for something one of our own had done. It wasn't right! My eyes had finally changed back into my own, thankfully.

"Stop it!"

"They've all been sneaking around, hiding things from you your whole life. Didn't you think it was strange how they treated you and Akina? Like dirt- like they hated you for just being alive!"

"No! No, no, no, no!"

"Naruto!"

"That is why you and Akina will never be accepted in this village! Even your beloved sensei hates your guts! Die, Naruto!"

Mizuki threw his huge Shuriken at Naruto. The poor, defenseless blonde began crawling on his hands and feet backward. His eyes were wide in fear. I threw one a Kunai knife to slow it down, which only worked for about three seconds.

"Naruto, get down!"

Iruka pushed Naruto down and blocked the Shuriken with his body. I watched Iruka-nii's blood fly everywhere. My eyes turned red, morphing into slits, a slow animalistic growl emerged from my throat. I continue to go unnoticed though, they passed it off for an animal nearby.

"Why...?"

Iruka-nii began to cry, which tugged at a few of my heartstrings.

'A heart... I didn't even know I had one anymore...'

"Because we're the same, you, Akina, and I. When I lost my parents, no one seemed to care. They didn't have time for me. They just forgot I was there. My grades dropped. I became the class clown. I just wanted them to see me and to know my name. My schoolwork wasn't good enough to get their attention, so I did crazy things. And then I had to pay for it. It was hard. I know that's how you feel, Naruto. You feel lonely and it hurts inside, and I could have been there for you more. I let you and Akina down. I'm sorry. No one should have to suffer that much. No one should be alone like that."

Mizuki began laughing hysterically. I clenched my hands into fists, throwing a Kunai knife at him and slicing the front of his arms, a small trail of blood flowing from the small cuts. He paused, looking at the new injuries in surprise before shrugging them off. I used my chakra strings to tug the knife back and lick the blood off of the knife, grinning sadistically.

"Hahahahaha! Don't make me laugh! Iruka always hated you and Akina! He was orphaned because the nine-tailed fox killed his parents and that beast is now inside you and Akina! He'd say anything to get the scroll from you."

Naruto shook his head and bolted back towards the village.

"Naruto! Naruto!!!"

"Hehehehe! You know, once he makes up his mind, nothing can change it. He's going to use the scroll to take revenge on the village. You saw that look in his eye, didn't you? It's the same look Akina always has in her eyes. Those are the eyes of a beast."

"No. Naruto... Isn't like that!!!! Huagh!"

Iruka grunted in pain, his voice sounding weak. I'm enraged, to say the least, seeing how injured my big brother is.

"You're a joke. As soon as I eliminate Naruto and get the scroll, I'll be back for you."

"I won't let you..."

I watched as Mizuki disappeared. I was about to hop down and help Niisan, but he got up and transformed into Naruto, transforming a log into a scroll. I grinned and watched him curiously, my eyes flashing with encouragement and reassurance.

~

I followed 'Naruto' through the woods, grinning when I saw Mizuki had a similar Idea.

"Naruto! Everything Mizuki said was a lie! Give me the scroll! Hurry! He's coming after you to take it away!"

'Naruto' punches 'Iruka' in the gut, sending him flying to the ground.

"It can't be... How did you know? Naruto, how did you know?"

'Iruka' breaks the Transformation Jutsu and is revealed to be Mizuki.

"That it was me and not Iruka?"

'Naruto' is instantaneously surrounded by a puff of smoke. Once the smoke dissipates, Iruka is revealed. He's propped up against a tree, smirking, the scroll of sealing now a mere log.

"Because I'm Iruka."

"You're a fool. Why are you protecting that freak? He's the one that wiped out your family. "

"I don't care what you say. You're not getting your hands on that scroll."

"As if you could stop me. Don't you get it? Naruto and Akina are just like me."

I growled lowly, narrowing my eyes, the pupils still dilated and morphed into slits.

"How's that?"

"Naruto wants the scroll for his own power and his own vengeance. Akina would use the scroll to destroy the village and everyone in it! That's how beasts are. He'll pour all his rage into the scroll and destroy everything. Akina would pour her hatred into it and do more than just destroy everything."

"You're right."

I glanced at Naruto, who was hiding behind a tree. I had managed to calm myself down a bit.

"So it's true. Iruka-sensei never believed in me. He thinks I'm some beast! Some kind of freak!"

'Don't sell him so short, Blondie! Ahahahaha~!'

"That is how beasts are, but that's not who Naruto and Akina are. They're nothing like that. Naruto is one of a kind, works hard, puts his whole heart into it. Sure, he messes up sometimes, and everyone jumps on him, but his suffering only makes him stronger. Akina is strong-willed and stubborn, she may be cold, but she loves this village more than anything. She'd rather be forced to suffer then harm the village. It's true, she's sadistic and lustful for blood, but that doesn't stop her from being loyal. That's what separates them from being beasts. So you're wrong. They're nothing like the nine-tailed fox. They're Naruto Uzumaki and Akina Senju of the Village Hidden in the Leaves!"

"Huh! You really believe that drivel? Iruka, I was going to save you for later, but I changed my mind. You're finished!"

Mizuki flung his Shuriken at Iruka, it came charging at him at an alarming speed. I was about to have a little intervention, but Naruto beat me to the punchline. He was able to redirect the deadly weapon back from whence it came. He stood in front of Iruka-nii protectively, an enraged, dark look on his face.

"Naruto!"

"Not bad, for a little punk."

"If you ever lay a hand on my sensei, I'll kill you!"

"Such big words. I can completely destroy you with a single move."

"Take your best shot, fool. I'll give it back to you a thousand fold!"

"Let's see you try! Show me what you can do, nine-tailed fox!"

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

I grinned, seeing hundreds of Shadow Clones that perfectly replicated the real Naruto. I noticed the blonde had used too much chakra to make them, noting his Chakra Control needs work.

'Heh, what do ya think, Iruka-sensei? Is he worthy of passing? Those are solid clones, after all! He's mastered an extremely advanced Jutsu in an extremely short amount of time when he was really pressed for time! That dense baka has a chance, he may not be a prodigy, but he's got a chance. I might just help him, someday... All in good time, right?'

Naruto and his clones begin mocking Mizuki, chanting things such as 'Over here!' and 'Come on, I'm over here!'. This confuses the Idiotic Chunin.

'Y'know... Mizuki kinda reminds me of one of those characters from those horror movies I always watch... He acts like a really sweet dude, the victim, the screw-up, the polite, kind-hearted one no one gives a second thought about, but in the end, he's really the murderer or the tormentor, the main antagonists, or at least one of 'em, ya'know?'

"If you're not coming, then we're going to come after you!"

The clones began to demolish Mizuki, punching and kicking him left and right. I grinned as I watched the pathetic, traitorous Chuunin get his ass kicked by an academy student.

"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Mizuki had screamed in sheer pain and fear. When the fight ended and all the clones dispersed, I saw an unscathed, sheepish blonde rubbing the back of his head and chuckling sheepishly.

"Ehehehehe... Sorry, I kind of got carried away. You okay, Iruka-sensei?"

"Unh. Yeah..."

Iruka seems to lose himself to his own thoughts momentarily.

"Naruto, come here a minute. I've got something I want to give you."

~

The clone I have stalking my godfather grinned as it listened in on the comments being made.

"You're telling me no one can find Naruto?"

"Not a clue."

"This is bad news. We've gotta smoke him out or something."

The comments stopped the second Hiruzen-kyoufu raised his voice above all the unnecessary comments.

"There's no longer any need to worry."

"Lord Hokage!"

"The scroll is safe. Naruto will be back soon."

~

I smirked proudly when I saw Iruka-nii removing Naruto's goggles and replacing it with his headband.

"Sensei? How much longer?"

"Okay, you can open your eyes now... Congratulations! You graduate! And to celebrate, I have a surprise. We're going out for ramen tonight!... Huh?"

Naruto began tearing up, looking down.

"Iruka-sensei!"

The dense dobe tackled Niisan.

"Hey, that hurts!"

I chuckled quietly to myself, listening to the two laugh and watched them hug it out. I jumped out of the tree and landed in the clearing close by. I stood tall and proud, my hands clenched into fists and resting on my hips. A smug, proud look on my face. I was putting all my weight on my left leg, my right leg outstretched. Naruto looked at me from his place on Niisan's lap. He grinned at me and waved. I grinned back with narrowed eyes. It was clear what I was trying to say; 'I may be your secondary sensei and I may have helped you, but I still hate you.' He seemed to get the message pretty well. He gulped, but nodded and with that, I teleported into a nearby tree, kicking back and enjoying the breeze. I'd definitely join them for ramen and possibly pull Iruka somewhere private, just to tell him what I saw and express how happy I am. I can't possibly express how happy he made me when he stood up for me. I need to tell him, but I'll leave the whole 'training Naruto' thing out.

'Heh, good job Blondie, but this is only the beginning! You don't really know much of anything about the world we live in. Your life'll get tougher now that you've graduated!... But if I jumped out and told you that, I'd ruin your little moments, seeing as I can be nice sometimes, I'll let it slide, just this once, but you're in my debt. Not only did I miss my chance for a kill, so now I'm restless, but I gave you your chance to shine and I kept my big mouth shut so I wouldn't ruin it. You better be happy! I hope Iruka tells ya how hard the path of a ninja is over ramen, otherwise, ya wouldn't take it well when I'd have to tell ya! I've got to go now, I've got a date with the gossip duo~! They're gonna die tonight!'

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As the credits begin to roll, you can hear Akina laughing manically in the background. She'd just finished killing her prey, A.K.A the sassy women who were smack-talking Akina and Naruto. They be dead lil' cheeky monkeys now~!

Credit to the awesome people who made this happen! They did a lovely job! I am only using the song, I do not own any of it! 

Akina's kinda bipolar, huh? <3 Que the disclaimer...

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