"You will go. You will find fairy godmother and you will bring back the magic wand. Easy peasy." my mother said as she filed her nails sitting on her throne as Mal said

"What's in it for us"

"Matching thrones. Hers-and-hers crowns."

"Um, I... I think she meant us." Carlos said.

"It's all about you and me, babies . Do you enjoy watching innocent people suffer ?"

"Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't..." I said.

"Well, then get me the wand and you and I can see all that and so much more. And with that wand and my scepter, I will be able to bond both good and evil to my will!" My mom said as the Evil Queen said "Our Will"

"Our, will, our will- she snapped causing me and Mal to turned to her.

"And if you refuse, you're grounded for the rest of your lives, missys"

"What..Mom.. !" Mal said as my mother pretended to squish Mal's lips to make her stop complaining as she started at us making Mal's eyes glow purple as mine glowed green as she beat the both of us.

"Fine Whatever" I said

"I win" my mom said.

"Evie my little evil-lette in training. You just find yourself a prince with a big castle and a mother-in-law wing."

"And lots and lots of mirrors!" Evie said

"Ah ! No laughing Wrinkles " as Evie nodded in agreement

"Oh, well, they're not taking my Carlos, because I'd miss him too much." Cruella said

"Really, Mom ?" Carlos said.

"Yes. Who would touch up my roots, fluff my fur, and scrape the bunions off my feet?" as Carlos rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, maybe a new school wouldn't be the worst thing." Carlos said as Cruella said

"Oh, Carlos, they have dogs in Auradon." as Carlos turned and said

"Oh, no! I'm not going!" as I snickered and said "Wimp" as he said "Whatever Mad's"

My mom grunted.

"Well, Jay isn't going either. I need him to stock the shelves in my store. What did you score? Oh. Ooh. A lamp."

"Dad. I already tried." Jay said.

"Ah!" he said putting it in his son's hand.

"Evie's not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow, hmm?"

My mother finally spoke up and said "What is wrong with you all? People used to cower at the mention of our names! For 20 years, I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years, they have robbed us from our revenge... revenge on Snow White and her horrible little men."

"Ow !"

"Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated genie!"

"I will..."

"Pop" Jay said

"Revenge on every sneaky dalmatian that escaped your clutches."

"Oh, but they didn't get baby. They didn't get the... They didn't get the baby!"

"And I, Maleficent...The evilest of them all, I will finally have my revenge on sleeping beauty and her relentless little prince. Villains!"

"Yes." Evil Queen said.

"Yes?" Jafar said

"Our day has come. E.Q., give her the magic mirror." as she handed Evie a small pocket mirror.

"Yeah." Evil Queen said.

"This is your magic mirror?" Evie said

"Yeah, well, it ain't what it used to be, but then again, neither are we! It will help you find things."

"Like a prince?" Evie said with charm.

"Like my waistline."

"Like the magic wand! Hello!"

"Hello" the Evil Queen said

"My spell book. My book. I need my... that book. Oh, ah! The safe. The safe. Queen, help me! I never can figure this thing out."

"Voila." The Evil queen said.

"My spell... come, darling. Come. Oh... ooh! Oh, Oh. There she is. It doesn't work here, but it will in Auradon. Remember? When we were spreading evil and ruining lives." as she gave me the spell book as i smirked as Mal said "We have to share ?"

"Yes, of course"

"Great" as she rolled her eyes.

"Like it was yesterday." the Evil Queen said.

"And now you will be making your own memories by doing exactly as I tell you. Door."

"Oh." The Evil Queen said.

"Whoo! Let's get this party started!" Jay said.

"Carlos! Come." Cruella said.

"Who is the fairest of them all?" The Evil Queen asked.

"Me." Evie said.

"Ah! You. Yes! Let's go."

"Now, recite our mantra." Jafar said.

"There's no team in "I"." Jay said.

"Oh, run along. You're making me tear up."

"My bag."

"Yeah."

"Dad!"

"Coming!"

"The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it. Girls !"

"Ah! Smells like common folk."

"Come back here, now! Carlos! Ingrate." Cruella said as Carlos jumped in the car.

"Bye-bye." Jafar said.

"The jackals have landed." the man said

"Bring home the gold!" Jafar said.

"Bring home a puppy." Cruella said.

"Bring home a prince." The Evil Queen said as I looked up and saw my mother pointed her fingers at me as I nodded as she walked into the darkness.

"You're looking a little washed out. Let me help you out." as she tired to put makeup on me as I stopped her and said

"Ew, stop. I'm plotting" as she rolled her eyes and said

"Well, It's not very attractive." as Mal rolled her eyes.

"Oh! These! It's salty like nuts, but it's sweet like I don't know what." as I grabbed the same candy and got three more.

"Let me see. Ew!"

"Ow!"

"Look!" Evie pointed.

"It's a trap! What just happened?"

"It must be magic" Evie said.

"Hey. Did this little button just open up the magic barrier?"

"No, this one opens the magic barrier. That one opens my garage. And this button... as he cut my off and divided me from him.

"Okay. Nasty. I like that guy." I said as Mal rolled her eyes at me.