Friend: What's your otp?

Me: oh, I have some of them

Friend: yeah, but if you had to pick one

Me: *starts thinking*

Me: ???

Me: ?!????!!!!??!?

Me: asdfassplfff?!?##!?!?#?!?!?#??!?!?

Me: *blue error screen*

btw: Yaoi is life （￣▽￣）～■□～（￣▽￣）