Anime plots for dummies
Part 2

Yugioh: LISTEN TO THE HEART OF THE CARDS
One Piece: Gumo gumo no-!!!!
Sword Art Online: Guy is playing a game that's reallife with some hot af bi*ches
Ao no Exorcist: I'll kill every demon!!!! - Wait...- I AM ONE!!!!
Vampire Knight: What do you think the title stands for, baka.
Hetalia: PAAAAASTAAAAA!~
Boku no Pico: And... then there were THREE DUDES. THREEEEE DUDES.
Junjou Romantica: Ha! Gaaaaayyyy!