The next day. J Jonah Jameson who is the editor at the Daily Bugle is sitting in his office reading a Daily Bugle newspaper. There's an article on the front of the newspaper titled "WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?, Subway Crash Victims Saved by Costumed Figure." The article also has a terrible picture of Peter Parker. J Jonah Jameson says who is Spiderman?! J Jonah Jameson angrily says he's a criminal, that's what he is... A vigilante, a public menace!!!

J Jonah Jameson takes a cigar out of his mouth with his left hand and angrily says what's he doing on my front page?!!! J Jonah Jameson's secretary Betty Brant uses the telephone on her desk to talk to J Jonah Jameson and says Mr. Jameson your wife is on line one, she needs to know if you.. J Jonah Jameson hangs up the telephone that is on his desk. A man who works for J Jonah Jameson named Hoffman stands in the doorway of J Jonah Jameson's office and says Mr. Jameson there is a page 6 problem?! J Jonah Jameson says we have a page 1 problem, shut up!! Hoffman says right. J Jonah Jameson looks at a man who works for him named Robbie Robertson and says well?!! Robbie Robertson says he's news.. Hoffman says their really really important clients, they can't wait?!! J Jonah Jameson says their about to!! Robbie Robertson says he pulled 6 people off that subway car!! J Jonah Jameson says sure, from a wreck he probably caused!!... Something goes wrong and this creepy crawler is there.. J Jonah Jameson points down at the terrible picture of Peter Parker with his right hand and says look at that he's fleeing the scene, what's that tell ya?!! Betty Brant knocks on the glass wall that separates her from J Jonah Jameson and says one second?!! J Jonah Jameson looks at her and says no!! With a little bit of anger Robbie Robertson says he's not fleeing, he's probably just going to save somebody else, he's a hero?!!!! J Jonah Jameson says then why does he wear a mask hmm, what does he got to hide?!! Betty Brant walks up to J Jonah Jameson and says she just wants schiffs or the Chanel in the dining room?!! J Jonah Jameson says whichever ones cheaper!! Betty Brant walks back to her desk. Hoffman walks up to J Jonah Jameson and says Mr. Jameson it's like this, we double book page 6... you see so both Macy's and Conway will have 3 quarters of the.. Robbie Robertson says we sold out 4 printings!! J Jonah Jameson says sold out?!! Robbie Robertson says every copy?!! J Jonah Jameson angrily says tomorrow morning Spiderman page 1 with a decent picture this time!! J Jonah Jameson looks at Hoffman and says move Conway to page 7!! Hoffman says there's a problem with page 7?! J Jonah Jameson says then make it page 8 and give him 10% off, make it 5%!! Hoffman says that can't be done.. J Jonah Jameson angrily says get outta here!!! Hoffman walks out of J Jonah Jameson's office. Robbie Robertson says problem is we don't have a decent picture, Eddie's been on it for weeks... We can barely get a glimpse of him?!! J Jonah Jameson sarcastically says oh is he shy?!! J Jonah Jameson angrily says we can get a picture of Bella Thorne in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo?!!! J Jonah Jameson stands up and faces the window. J Jonah Jameson says put an ad in the front page, cash money for a picture of Spiderman!! J Jonah Jameson turns towards his desk and angrily says he doesn't want to be famous, then I'll make him infamous!!!!