(Peter Parker narration!) Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said this was a happy little tale... If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... Somebody lied. But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling... Is all about a girl. That girl.

That girl. Gwen Stacy. The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls. I'd like to to tell that's me next to her. Aw, heck I'd even take the guy sitting in the seat in front of her. (A small break from the Peter Parker narration!) Peter Parker bangs on the side of the school bus with his left hand and yells hey stop the bus?!! (Back to the Peter Parker narration!)

That's me. (End of narration!) Peter Parker yells hey tell him to stop please?!!... Help, hey stop the bus?!!!!

Gwen Stacy walks up to the bus driver while yelling stop the bus!!! Gwen Stacy says he's been chasing us since Woodhaven Blvd. The bus driver stops the bus. Peter Parker gets on the bus. Peter Parker says thank you, sorry I'm late.

Someone throws a crumbled up piece of paper at Peter Parker. Peter Parker looks at a nerdy girl. The nerdy girl covers the end of her seat with both of her hands and says don't even think about it?!! Someone says your so lame Parker!! Someone trips Peter Parker causing him to fall and hit the floor of the bus.