Donald shook his head. Everyone loved him for only his hair, so when would he ever find true love? Donald didn't know the answer to these deep questions. As he walked down the street he locked eyes with a guy who had brown hair with parts of it dyed red and a SnapBack hat.

"What's your name?" Trump almost accidentally screamed. "Um Josh Dun." Said Josh taken aback. "I love you Dun!" "I love you too." Josh admitted staring at Donald's orange corn husk hair.

Meanwhile, Tyler was watching the exchange though he just sat in silence. He noticed the way Josh was staring at Donald's hair. "Why doesn't he love my hair?" Tyler thought jealously. In anger, he shaved the hair off his head. "Josh!" Tyler yelled. Josh turned around and saw Tyler.

"I only love you for your orange corn husk hair!" Josh yelled in Donald's face before grabbing Tyler's hand. They went skipping into the sunset
humming "Ding Dong the witch is dead."

What am I writing and why are people reading this.