Donald cried as he walked, around and around. He went on a plane he flew to Seattle. Then he saw everyone's favorite reptilian, Calvin. The only problem was Calvin was holding hands with Zachary aka Jay-Z in disguise.

"FUCKO FUCKO FUCKO FUCKO FUCKO!" Zachary repeated yelled.

"Shut the fuck up you little motherfucker." Said leafy beaming affectionately at his boyfriend. "You'll trigger Anamari! Remember fucko?"

Donald realized his true love was already dating. Angrily he threw the space needle at their heads and ran off.

(This was probably my worst chapter I apologize. I'll do better in the next one!)
(Btw Anamari, the Hilary Clinton chapter is coming next)