Scrambled Eggs
We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Y/N: I will admit. I'm impressed by this.
Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Y/N: True.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.
Odette: Sign, please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Tobias whistled.
Tobias: Hello hottie one, and hottie two.
Odette and Clare blushed as they heard their boyfriends voice. Tobias walked to them both and held their hips. Clare smirked and Odette blushed.
Odette and Clara walked away from the lobby with their boyfriend as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Y/N: The lady who makes Angel weapons?
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Then to Tobias who was making out with Clare, proceeded to flip off Pentious as well. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle. Max was reading a book, and nervously waved.
Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.
Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.
Sir Pentious: But I don't.
Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?
Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.
Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.
Y/N: Oh!
Vaggie: What did I just say? What did I just say?
Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. They do my evil bidding for me!
Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?
Sir Pentious: Yes.
Vaggie: Then no more eggs.
Sir Pentious: All right, eggies. You've got to go. I can't keep you anymore!
Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.
They all follow Vaggie and Y/N as Vaggie wheels Pentious' boxes away.
Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!
Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder.
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The scene changes to show Alastor in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her.
Vaggie: Alastor!
Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie and Y/N.
Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.
Y/N: Ok? Where'd you get the deer? Wait. Never mind. I'd rather not know.
Vaggie: Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.
Alastor throws away his knife and fork, and stands up and summons his microphone.
Alastor: Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!
Vaggie: Humanely!
Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today.
Vaggie: Great!
Y/N: And Tobias is going with you.
Vaggie: Wait, what? Why him?
Y/N: Tobias is gonna be leaving with his girlfriends anyway. This way, he can keep a close eye on Alastor.
Vaggie: Love the optimism. But I don't trust Tobias with a house plant, let alone something like this.
Y/N: Fair enough.
They look at deer carcass.
Y/N: That looks disgusting.
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The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Tobias and Alastor, are, with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"
Charlie: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.
As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can. Max scooted away nervously.
Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from,
The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.
Charlie: Trust exercises!
Vaggie: Trust exercises.
She begins falling.
Vaggie: Ah, shit!
Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet
Charlie: Vaggie, we rehearsed this. We're doing trust exercises!
Y/N: Where did the confetti come from?
Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this? I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.
Angel Dust: Oh, I will, but it's cash up front, and I know that one can't afford me.
Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!
Max: Guys...please.
Vaggie: Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?
Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!
She walks over to stand by Y/N, Max, Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel.
Vaggie: What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...,
Charlie: Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this.
Vaggie: Yeah, um,
She looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie, Y/N, Max, and Niffty.
Vaggie: Sure, I can handle this. No problem.
Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.
Vaggie: All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it?
Y/N: Is it weird I find this hot?
Vaggie blushed.
Vaggie: Who wants to go first?
Charlie: Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!
Vaggie: All right, get on up here.
Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.
Charlie: I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you.
She falls backwards. Vaggie and Y/N run forward and catches Charlie.
Vaggie: Gotcha!
Charlie: That... felt... good! Angel, why don't you go next?
Angel Dust: Fine.
He walks onto the stage.
Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.
Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.
Angel Dust: Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-
Husk threateningly points at Angel.
Husk: I swear to fuck if you say dicks!
Angel Dust: -popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!
Angel falls backwards. Husk catches him.
Angel Dust: But, you know, dicks too!
Husk drops him.
Charlie: Max, your turn.
Max walked up on stage.
Max: Well...I...I have trouble sleeping because...I sometimes hear Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie having sex at night.
Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie looked shocked and wide eyed at Max. Niffty smiled. Angel Dust laughed.
Max: And by sometimes I mean often. We have very hollow walls.
Max closed his eyes and fell, and was caught by Charlie, Y/N, Vaggie, Niffty, and Angel Dust. It was now Y/N's turn.
Y/N: I'd like to say, I personally think Hell is better than Heaven.
He fell and was caught by Vaggie, Charlie, Niffty, and Max.
Y/N: Niffty. Please don't grab my butt.
Angel Dust: All, right, new guy, you're up.
The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.
Sir Pentious: I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!
He falls backwards and Y/N, Vaggie and Charlie catch him together.
Sir Pentious: Damn it.
Vaggie: That's great. Wow, you are slimy. Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?
Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically
Niffty: Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!
Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature. Niffty flings herself off of the stage., but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that.
Niffty: Yay! Pain!
Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again.
Niffty: Pain!
Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.
Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-
Vaggie: Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.
Angel appears behind them.
Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'".
Vaggie: What do you have in mind?
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The scene changes to show a street in Pentagram City. Alastor and Tobias are walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.
Egg Boiz: Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!
Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face.
Tobias: God. Don't they ever shut up?
A shadowy person watches him from behind, before appearing in front of them, revealing himself to be an Overlord, Zestial.
Zestial: Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day? And who accompanies thee?
Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared.
Tobias: And who the heck are-
Alastor used a tentacle and slapped a black substance on Tobias's mouth. Acting as a sort of duct tape.
Alastor: My personal assistant!
Egg Boi: Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?
Alastor: Follow in silence if you value your shell!
He taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial.
Alastor: Greetings, Zestial!
A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial.
Bowler Hat Demon: Oh, holy shit!
Zestial: Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day.
A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.
Cactus Cowboy Demon: Whoa! Uh oh!
Alastor: Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!
Tobias: *mumbled and smothered.* Damn it!
A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire, screaming.
Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?
Zestial begins walking down the street with Alastor as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way.
Zestial: It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.
Alastor: Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!
Zestial: There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me, how does thou fall in such folly?
Alastor: That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!
Zestial: T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!
Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!
Tobias managed to claw the black tar like substance off his mouth.
Alastor, Zestial, Tobias and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view, then Tobias, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him. Zestial and Alastor gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.
Alastor: No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return.
The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins its ascent.
Egg Boi: Oh, look. Frank is up there.
He points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass.
Another Egg Boi: We have names?
The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where Alastor, Zestial, Tobias and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room, Zeezi stepping over him due to her massive stature.
Tobias: Whoa. Feel sorry for the sub underneath her.
Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat. The overlord sitting next to Alastor turns to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as Carmilla Carmine walks to the head of the table. Tobias sat down and Odette sat on his lap.
Carmilla Carmine: Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.
Zestial takes his seat
Carmilla Carmine: Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.
Zestial: Enchanted as always, Carmilla.
Carmilla Carmine: Alastor?
Alastor: Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!
Carmilla Carmine: ...Not really. But welcome back in any case.
Tobias: Damn. That's harsh.
Carmilla Carmine: Oh. Your here, you.
Tobias: Yep. Booted Angel. Bingo.
Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction.
Carmilla Carmine: This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost. With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-
Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone.
Velvette: Yes, I'll behave, Max. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. Yes, I know. I love you too.Thank you, sweetheart. See you soon. Kisses, darling.
She hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla.
Tobias: Spoiled brat arrives.
Velvette: What was that?!?
Tobias: Nothing. Just thought I was talking to an adult.
Carmilla smiled. She may have not liked Tobias...but he had his moments.
Carmilla Carmine: Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?
Velvette: No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.
Carmilla Carmine: Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-
Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air.
Carmilla Carmine: Yes?
Velvette: On the subject of discussion...
Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.
Zeezi: Holy shit!
Alastor: Oh! Tasty...
Tobias: Oh fuck! We can be killed!??
Carmilla Carmine: Where did you get this?
Velvette: We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan--
Tobias: Quick question. Is this an actual assault plan, or is this a trick to kill us all?
Velvette:...Give me a reason not to cancel you.
Tobias: Jokes on you, boo. I don't have a phone!
Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.
Zestial: If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more... foolish than I be thought.
Velvette: Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?
Zestial: We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?
Tobias: Question again, your telling me out of all these exterminations, not one demon has caught an angel. Look man, sorry, I see your POV. But hell, this is proof that we can fight back. At least think about fighting back. But still, good god! My kind can actually be killed! When did this even happen?
Odette immediately covered his mouth to avoid him getting in trouble.
Odette: For your safety, I recommend not talking.
Tobias: But I-
Odette whispered something in his ear and he blushed.
Tobias: You and your sister will let me do that?
Odette nodded and Tobias kept quiet.
The other overlords mutter. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.
Velvette: Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right? Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-
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Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence.
Alastor: That was a productive meeting!
Velvette: Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! Kiss my arse! Actually, no. Only my boyfriend can kiss this arse!
Odette: Why does Max date her?
Tobias: I don't even know.
Zeezi: What the hell? We literally just got here!
Odette: Mother?
The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara, Tobias, and Zestial, who walk towards another room. Alastor notices this as he is walking towards the lifts.
Alastor: Hmm. Well that's interesting. You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.
Frank: Oh. Yes, boss!
Alastor: Follow them!
Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room.
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The scene changes to Charlie, Y/N, Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, Y/N was speechless, and Vaggie looks angry.
Max looked mortified and was rocking on the floor.
Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!
Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!
Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".
Y/N: Oh wow.
Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm,
Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?
The camera pans to Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.
Husk: You know, I, I don't hate this. *chuckles*
Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominance outfit.
Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys!
Max crawled away.
Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk give up.
Husk:...Never mind, I-I'm out!
A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Y/N and rubbing themselves against him.
Charlie: Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm,
Y/N: Uncomfortable touching.
Vaggie pulls Charlie and Y/N away from the other demons
Vaggie: Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting.
Charlie: It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-
Vaggie: No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. I just need to teach them, the way I was taught...
As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
Y/N: How?
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The scene changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.
Charlie: THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!
Y/N: Oh my god!
On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.
Cactus Cowboy Demon: Yee-haw!
Punk Demon: Let's go, Baby!
Cactus Cowboy Demon: Bring it on, Bitch!
Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.
Vaggie: There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!
There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious.
Vaggie: You,
She picks up Pentious.
Sir Pentious: Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-
Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!
Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Max.
Max: Ah! No no no no no no!
Vaggie: Your gonna fight together!
She threw Max off the building.
Max: Emily!!!!
Sir Pentious: Oh shit! He landed on his head!
Y/N: Ah! Wait? Vaggie? What are you-
Vaggie: Nothing personal!
Vaggie grabbed Y/N and threw him off the building. Then she went to Angel Dust.
Vaggie: And you,
Angel Dust: D-don't you even think about it-.
Vaggie: are gonna make this hotel work!
As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof.
Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation.
Niffty: My turn, my turn!
Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.
Charlie: Vaggie! No!
Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie.
Y/N: This is pushing it!
Y/N crawled up, revealing he had grabbed hold on the building as he fell and crawled back up.
Y/N: There are other ways. It just takes time!
As Y/N talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious, Max, Angel, and Niffty are being heard fighting against hordes of demons.
Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?
She turns away from Charlie and Y/N.
Charlie: Vaggie,
Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. Both of you! I'm supposed to never fail you.
She goes back to the edge of the rooftop.
Angel Dust: I blame you for this, you crazy bitch!
Max: Ah! My fingers go shot off! Oh! My foot!
Charlie: You didn't fail us.
Y/N: Vaggie, you're not-you're not-
Vaggie: If I can't help you, what's the point of me?
Charlie: Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-
Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd... I'd like to be alone for a minute.
As Charlie and Y/N walked to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but intact Sir Pentious and Max before he throws them onto the roof. Max waved a white flag.
Angel Dust: Made it!
Charlie: Let's go home, guys.
Angel Dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!
As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs, and Niffty dragged Max. Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself, looking at all the destroyed buildings around her.
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The scene changes to show Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Tobias, Clara and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.
Tobias drank some of the drink.
Tobias: You know, if you add enough sugar, this stuff tastes like Ginger Ale.
Clara: He's not wrong.
Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.
Carmilla Carmine: It's nothing, Zestial, really.
Zestial: The felled angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?
Carmilla Carmine: Let's not talk about it.
Clara: Mom, maybe they should know.
Tobias: Yep, I'd prefer knowing how to not die.
Carmilla Carmine: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.
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After the song, Odette and Clara took Tobias to their room.
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The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.
Egg Boiz: Ohhhh, this one smells like fun. Oh, I love garbage.
The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him.
Alastor: So, what did you hear?
Egg Boiz: First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"
Alastor: And then what was the last thing?"
Egg Boiz: She killed the angel?
Alastor: Interesting. Lets keep this between us. Shall we?
Egg Boiz: You got it, boss!
Frank salutes to Alastor.
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Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie and Y/N look down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.
Vaggie: Hey.
Charlie: Hey.
Y/N: Hey.
Vaggie: I'm sorry I got so crazy today. And throwing you off the roof.
Y/N: It's fine. I'm just lucky I caught that clothes line.
Charlie: No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them.
Vaggie looke over to Angel, Max, Pentious, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war. Max's hand was in a arm sling.
Angel Dust: And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!
Sir Pentious: Yes, and with the dismembered arm, Yes, that was... particularly unpleasant.
Angel Dust: Not as unpleasant as when Maxie here got attacked by that Hellhound.
Max: Ya. That was rather painful. But now, I'm looking at the funny side now.
Angel Dust: That's the spirit!
Niffty: I liked that part.
Husk: Well... hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ. You did okay, new kid.
Sir Pentious: ...Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today. And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there.
Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment when by continuously laughing manically, causing the other three to stop and witness her insanity.
Vaggie: Well, how about that?
The front door opens, and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.
Vaggie: Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.
Alastor: Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.
At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.
Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious.
Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.
Sir Pentious: Really?
Vaggie: Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons.
At the last part, with every word, the camera zooms with every sword sound at her narrowing eyes, showing how serious Vaggie is about no more building weapons.
Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.
Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back. *drops the Egg Boiz* Now, go clean my quarters this instant!
At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave.
Charlie: Maybe, things 'll move fast than you think.
Y/N: Maybe they will.
Y/N kissed her cheek.
Charlie: Y/N, can we talk for a minute? There's something really important I need to tell you.
Y/N turns, noticing the seriousness in her voice. He nods, giving her his full attention, a look of concern crossing his face.
Y/N: Of course, Charlie. What's up?
Charlie takes another deep breath to steady herself and then slowly brings her hand forward, revealing the positive pregnancy test.
Charlie: I... We're going to have a baby. I'm pregnant, Y/N.
Y/N: You mean...I'm gonna be a dad!
Y/N smiled happily and kissed Charlie and picked her up.
Charlie: Yes. Your gonna be a dad!
Y/N: Yes!...Oh man. I'm gonna have to get a job.
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At the end of the day, Pentious is seen getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas.
Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?
Frank: It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!
Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.
Frank: And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.
Sir Pentious does not believe him at all.
Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.~
The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep, and the episode ends.
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