chapter 16 best day ever

3rd person POV.

Currently Team WBY, JNPR, and 2 members of (Y/n)'s team are in the cafeteria Nora is tossing grapes Blake is focusing on her notebook and its contents Darth Celleus is using the force to mess with people while eating Xo-zeion quietly eating Yang looks over to Blake wondering what Blake's up to so Yang leans over and asks Blake.

Yang: what you doing?

Blake precedes to close her notebook.

Blake: nothing just going over notes from last semester.

Yang catches a grape in her mouth and looks back at Blake.

Yang: lame

A few minutes goes by in relative silence Nora and Yang continuing their grape launching and eating activities the silence is soon broken by Sounds of pain and laughter.

???: ha I told you they're real

???: what a freak

???: please stop it

Xo-zeion turns around to see for boys pulling on the ears of a rabbit faunus Xo-zeion becomes visibly enraged and  everyone at the table adopts disgusted and angered expressions upon their faces.

Darth Celleus: where the hell are those assholes?

Blake: Team CRDL they're known to be a bunch of bullies and faunus haters.

Yang: I really hate discrimination like that how are we going to get them to stop.

Nora: OH I KNOW WE'LL BREAK THEIR LEGS!!!

Darth Celleus: I LOVE THE WAY YOUR  MIND THINKS LETS DO IT BUT IF I CAN OFFER A SECOND OPINION AFTER WE BREAK THEIR LEGS WE CAN CUT THEM OFF AS WELL!!!

NORA: I LOVE IT LETS DO IT!!!

Nora and Darth Celleus both pull out their weapons but before anyone can do anything they both notice that Xo-zeion is already handling the situation.

Cardin: WHAT DO YOU WANT ROBE BOY!?!?!

Xo-zeion says nothing all he does is raise his left hand and begins to wave it in front of Team CRDL.

Xo-zeion: you will cease and desist your acts of aggression against this girl immediately

Cardin: who the hell do yo-

But before Cardin can finish his sentence him and his entire team are put into a trance-like state not moving a single muscle.

Team CRDL: we will cease and desist our acts of aggression against this girl immediately

Xo-zeion: now Move Along.

Team CRDL does as he says and moves along to go to the round table and do whatever they do when not bullying other people.

???: thank you

Xo-zeion: it is nothing I was just doing what needed to be done for someone who needed it.........if I may be so bold what is your name?

???: Velvet scarlatina

Xo-zeion: a name so beautiful can only go to a woman of Greater Beauty herself.

Velvet's face blushes at Xo-zeion's  compliment and she smiles.

Velvet: thank you so much that is truly appreciated.

Xo-zeion: it is no problem if you ever have trouble from them again all you need to do is call out and I shall come to your rescue again.

Velvet: thank you I already told you my name why don't you tell me yours

Xo-zeion: oh how rude of me I must have forgotten my manners in my other robes my name is Xo-zeion Master Jedi of the Jedi Order At Your Service ma'am.

???: VELVET!!!

Then a girl wearing sunglasses comes over and put your arm around Velvet's shoulder the new mystery girl looks at Xo-zeion and then looks back over to Velvet.

???: a velvet who's your cute new friend is he your boyfriend or something?

Velvet and Xo-zeion's faces becomes even redder than Ruby's cape.

Velvet: COCO!!!!!!HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Coco: I'm just kidding Valvet now I will say though he is quite cute

Coco tips her Shades and Winks at Xo-zeion before she puts her Shades all the way back on her face.

Coco takes her arm off of velvet's shoulder and extends her hand out Xo-zeion after a second passes Xo-zeion shakes her hand.

Coco: I'm Coco adel leader of team CVFY it's nice to meet you.

Xo-zeion: the feeling's mutual my name is Xo-zeion Master Jedi of the Jedi Order.

Coco: cool I'll tell you this I like your sense of style but it could use a bit of a touch-up I'll make sure to take you clothes shopping.

Xo-zeion: I appreciate the gesture but I will stick with normal attire thank you.

Coco: that wasn't a question it's going to happen one way or another thanks for protecting velvet over here I'd love to stick around and chat but we got a mission so we have to go.

Xo-zeion: I understand good luck on your mission and May the force be with you.

Coco: whatever that means back at you later.

Velvet: it was nice meeting you spend more time with each other.

Xo-zeion: I would like that as well May the force be with you.

With that Velvet and Coco leave the cafeteria to go on their mission and Xo-zeion goes back to his table and sits down next to Darth Celleus who's currently wearing a smug grin on his face.

Xo-zeion: Celleus why are you looking at me like that?

Darth Celleus: no I just thought that you Jedi were supposed to live a life of loneliness and celibacy because isn't attachment and love shadows of the dark side?............also did you leave the Jedi Order before we got here?

Xo-zeion begins to blush again and starts to sweat bullets.

Xo-zeion: I-I-I h-h-have no i-i-idea what y-your t-talking about

Darth Celleus's smug face becomes even more smug if that were even possible.

Darth Celleus: should I spell it out for you?

Xo-zeion: spell what out?..........there is nothing to spell out.

Darth Celleus: 🎵THE JEDI'S GOT A CRUSH🎵~

Xo-zeion's face becomes so red it looks like that he's been bathing in blood and he is sweating so much it looks like a waterfall is coming out of his pores.

Xo-zeion: I-I-I-I do not have a crush you immature Sith.

Darth Celleus: whatever you say~

Then out of nowhere the sound of thud can to be heard Darth Celleus and Xo-zeion look to over to where the thud originated from and they see Ruby Pat place the massive book on the table the original writing on the cover has been scratched out and new words had been written in red crayon the word spelled out "best day ever activities!" On the front of the book.

Ruby: sisters, friends, Weiss

Weiss: HEY!!!!

Ruby: four score and seven minutes ago I had a dream

Yang: this oughta be good

Yang  catches another grape in her mouth.

Ruby: A dream that one day the four of us would come together as a team and have the most fun anyone has ever had EVER!!!

Weiss: did you steal my binder?

Ruby makes two peace signs with their hands

Ruby: I AM NOT A CROOK!!!!!

Blake: what are you talking about?

Ruby: I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang

Yang: I like to kick off my semesters with a "YANG"

The rest of team RWBY just groans and shakes their heads in disappointment

Yang: am I right guys?

Yang is then is hit in the face by a tomato.

Nora: BOOOO

Ruby: look guys it's been a good 2 weeks between Moore exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year our second semester is going to be great but classes start back up tomorrow which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for the rest of the day.

Weiss: I don't know if I should be proud or scared for what you have in store.

Yang then stands up and throws an Apple at someone's head

Random student: HEY!!!

Blake: I don't know I think I might sit this one out

Weiss: sit out or not I think however we spend this last day we should do it as a team.

Random student2: I GOT IT!!!

Then out of nowhere Weiss gets nailed in the face by a pie.

Darth Celleus: BULLSEYE!!!!!!

Then out of nowhere a massive food fight begins random students are throwing apples and pies and whatever other food items they get their hands on it each other and somehow Jaune gets picked up by the leg and thrown across the room and hits the window without breaking it somehow after a few seconds of the food fight continuing tables are stacked up into a massive Mountain and random students begin pouring out of the cafeteria and two new students come in one being the blond monkey faunus son and the other being a new student with blue hair and wearing goggles on top of the mountain of tables Nora stands proudly laughing like an evil villain who has conquered a country.

Nora: HAHAHAHAHA I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!!!!

Ruby: Justice will be swift Justice will be painful it will be delicious

Team RWBY: YEAH!!!!!

Nora: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

Nora jumps down from her High Ground And Soon joined by Ren who precedes to kick three watermelons into the air and then kick them again as to launch them at Team RWBY Jaune picks up a watermelon and throws it Pyrrha throws two more watermelons into the air and Nora flips an entire table full of melons into the air.

Ruby: Yang turkey

Yang flips into the air and plants her fists into two turkeys using them as boxing gauntlets Yang then slams her fists together and precedes to destroy two of the flying melons and Dodges three more incoming melons Yang charges and destroys 6 more incoming melons Blake brandishes two breadsticks and uses them as katanas and starts to Aid Yang in destroying more of the incoming watermelons once all the melons were destroyed Yang sends the two turkeys on her hands flying both of the turkeys nails Jaune in the face while Pyrrha brandishes a breadstick of her own and uses it as a sword herself Pyrrha blocks an attack from Blake and her twin breadsticks the two of them beginning to duel with each other using their bread based weapons the two of them managed to dodge and block the others attacks Blake jumps into the air and launch is one of her bread katanas at Pyrrha who dodged the attack resulting in the bread katana's destruction upon impact with the ground once Blake lands on the ground Pyrrha rushes at Blake and hits her directly in the chest sending her flying backwards at high speeds Pyrrha throws her breadstick as a spear but Yang punches the breadsticks spear so hard that it shatters into pieces Yang punches another breadstick redirecting it but she left herself open for a third breadstick spear which nails her in the stomach sending her flying backwards Ruby jumps into the air and uses a lunch tray as a surfboard to Surf down one of the long tables dodging multiple breadsticks Spears Ruby jumps into the air grabbing onto her lunch tray and using it as a shield to redirect one of the breadsticks Spears back at Pyrrha Ruby once again uses the same lunch Trey as a surfboard and once she reaches Pyrrha Ruby jumps into the air with the lunch tray still on her feet Pyrrha blocks Ruby's incoming attack but as a result of the momentum of Ruby's attack is sent flying backwards into the vending machines behind her Nora and Ren begin their assault Ruby steps to the side to let her friend Weiss armed with a ketchup bottle to create a slippery floor with the ketchup Once Ren set foot on the ketchup he ends up falling and slips and slides past Weiss and ends up getting launched into a another Mountain of tables Nora jumps into the air and rips a metal pole from the ceiling Nora then plunges her metal pole into a watermelon and uses it as a makeshift hammer Nora smash the watermelon into the ground so hard that it creates a Shockwave that sends both Ruby flying backwards Weiss picks up and uses a swordfish as a makeshift Reaper Weiss rushes at Nora and sends Nora flying backwards Nora jumps at Weiss and begins to spin her Hammer around blocking all of Weiss's attacks Nora hits Weiss so hard that it sends her flying backwards into a pillar which shatters upon impact Ruby catches Weiss in her arms.

Darth Celleus: HOT DAMN DID YOU FEEL THAT!?!?!

Ruby: Weiss don't leave me WEISS?!?!? WEISS!!!!! NO!!!!!!!

The same pillar that Weiss smashed into falls and hits the ground

Darth Celleus: got to give the girls credit they're pretty resourceful, clever, and creative when it comes to combat of any kind.

Xo-zeion: no arguing there brother

Darth Celleus: you want to join in on the food fight as well brother?

Xo-zeion: it would be a shame to let them have all the fun.

Darth Celleus then brandishes an entire side of beef as a makeshift Greatsword while Xo-zeion goes for subtle approach and uses a swordfish as a sword Darth Celleus uses his expertise in form V lightsaber combat to start swinging his "Greatsword" around wildly with so much force that it sends anything it hits flying into the air but Xo-zeion decides to use his expertise in form IV lightsaber combat to dodge and outmaneuver Darth Celleus's powerful and Wild attacks the two of them not able to land a single hit on the other until Darth Celleus raises his pseudo Greatsword into the air and slams it into the ground sending Xo-zeion flying backwards Darth Celleus uses the force to pick up a dozen apples Darth Celleus then use the force to send those apples flying at high speeds at Xo-zeion but Xo-zeion either dodges or uses his swordfish sword to cut the apples into ribbons Xo-zeion uses the force to pick up multiple tables and starts throwing them at Darth Celleus who is calmly approaching the Jedi but as soon as the tables get within range Darth Celleus uses his pseudo Greatsword taharqa part the tables with violent and Powerful swings once the last table was destroyed Darth Celleus looked unamused and underwhelmed by Xo-zeion's attack.

Darth Celleus: is that all you've got brother I think you're growing Rusty in your old age it looks like I win again.

Xo-zeion wears a grin on his face and pulls his arms back using the force to send the pieces of broken table back at Darth Celleus when the ship turns around and sees the pieces of broken tables flying at him he has no time to react he just looks at the Jedi.

Darth Celleus: oh you sneaky Di-

But it's just had no time to finish his sentence as he is sent flying into a wall pinned by the broken tables.

Xo-zeion: looks like I win this fight

Xo-zeion: Jedi 67 Sith 67 looks like we're tied again brother.

Darth Celleus: so it appears brother you may wish to watch out though

Xo-zeion: watch out for wha-

Xo-zeion has no time to finish this sentence as he is nailed in the face by a soda can which explodes upon impact.

Darth Celleus: HA HA SODA CAN 1 JEDI 0 AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Darth Celleus watches with amusement as Blake is overwhelmed by Pyrrha who uses her polarity semblance to launch a never ending volley of soda cans at her once Blake hits the wall the soda cans that hit her explode upon impact knocking her out.

Darth Celleus: HA NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A CLUSTER FU-

But once again the Sith is cut off buy a soda can hitting him in the face and exploding upon impact.

Darth Celleus: OH NO I GOT FIZZ IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!

Ruby then uses her speed semblance to charge at Team JNPR the momentum of her speed is currently sending everything behind her flying towards her intended targets once the force of her her Dash reaches Team JNPR they too are sent flying Ruby stops at the far wall of the cafeteria The Forest of her sudden stop creates a crater in the wall and then Team JNPR is pinned against the wall and Ruby jumps into the air to dodge her Maelstrom attack Team JNPR are completely devastated by rubies Maelstrom attack the wall completely painted with the various sodas and materials that hit it.

Xo-zeion: wow......just.......wow if she was my Padawan I would promote her to Jedi Knight immediately.

Darth Celleus what happened? I can't see jack.

Sun: I love these guys

The guy next to Sun is completely painted purple by the impact of a soda can the quiet of the cafeteria is soon broken by the sound of Glynda Goodwitch bursting into the room with a face that can only be described as very angry and not happy she uses her semblance to completely repair the cafeteria leaving absolutely no trace of the battle that has just been fought.

Darth Celleus: thanks forgetting me down Professor Goodwitch although I still can't see out of my right eye.

Glynda: children please do not play with your food

Nora then burps Extremely Loud and yang finally comes down from being launched into the air by Nora.

Darth Celleus: where'd you come from?

Yang: blame my parents.

Darth Celleus: oh that's clever mind if I steal that one?

Yang: I'd be insulted if you didn't

Glynda: and as for you two

Glynda points her riding crop Xo-zeion and Darth Celleus

Glynda: shouldn't you two know any better technically aren't you older than all of us?

Xo-zeion: technically yes we are older than all of you me being a few hundred years and my sis brother being a few thousand years old we should know better.

Darth Celleus: we just chose to have fun instead of knowing any better you know what I mean and mentally speaking I might be the older one but my Jedi brother is the more responsible one.

Ozpin enters the cafeteria and puts his hand on Glynda's shoulder.

Ozpin: Let It Go

Glynda: they're supposed to be the Defenders of the world

Ozpin: and they will be but right now they're still children so why not let them play after all it won't be a role they'll have forever.

Darth Celleus: hey guys sorry to cut this short but me and my Jedi brother have to go.

Teams RWBY and JNPR: Ok see you guys later.

With that Darth Celleus and Xo-zeion make their way back to their dorm.

(Y/n)'s POV.

Currently (Y/n) and HK97 are in their dorm HK97 is studying the uses of dust and (Y/n) is working on HK97's new Skin the door to the dorm opens up to reveal Darth Celleus and Xo-zeion once the two come in they close the door behind them Xo-zeion immediately goes to the center of the room and precedes to meditate while Darth Celleus goes over to (Y/n) to see what he is doing.

Darth Celleus: so how is HK97's new skin coming along?

(Y/n): I'm just about done I'm just checking its durability so far this new skin has proven durable enough to withstand point-blank blast fire temperature of over 3,000 degrees and has proven so flexible that it restricts no movement whatsoever so that when HK97 wears this new skin he will be able to move as if he weren't wearing it at all and just in case I have planted a small tracking device so we can track wherever this new skin or anyone who wears it goes it is relatively simple to make so in the unlikely event of its destruction I can make more I'm already planning on making more but it's never a bad idea to have as many as you can.

Darth Celleus: DAMN THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL STUFF!!!!

HK97 Stan's up from his chair and makes his way over to (Y/n)

HK97: so you're saying it's ready?

(Y/n): yes my old friend your new skin is ready for you.

Darth Celleus: you should have seen what happened at the cafeteria today there was a huge food fight and let's just say when it comes to the little Rose there's more to her than meets the eye.

Xo-zeion: oh and don't forget that part in which I won our little battle

(Y/n): so that makes you tied up 67 to 67.

Darth Celleus: yes technically he won and if I may say he really fought like a true Sith used misdirection and deception all the weapons of a Sith.

(Y/n): that is enough fighting you too tomorrow we will unveil my little project and soon enough hopefully our friend will win the heart of the woman he loves.

HK97: do you really think I have a chance with her?

(Y/n): I don't think it I know it.

HK97: oh thank you my glorious and so generous master I am once again in your debt and you have my eternal gratitude.

(Y/n) hands HK97 the new skin he has been working on during the entire break from school.

(Y/n): well don't be shy put it on we wish to bask in your New Radiance.

HK97 grabs the skin and runs into the bathroom.

After a few seconds of waiting HK97 comes back into the room wearing his new skin everyone in the dorm is completely amazed and in all of his sudden transformation HK97 looked completely human as if he were never a Droid.

Darth Celleus: HOT DAMN YOU LOOK  BANGING YOU'LL HAVE THAT PENNY GIRL FAWNING ALL OVER YOU WITHIN THE MOUTH!!!!!

Xo-zeion remains in his meditation pose on the floor.

Xo-zeion: I must say you do look spectacular and I have to agree with my Sith brother you do look rather fetching very handsome indeed.

Darth Celleus's face adopts a Sinister grin and he looks at (Y/n).

Darth Celleus: speaking of crushes that reminds me today Xo-zeion helped a rabbit faunus who was being bullied in the cafeteria the two were talkin and after a while the two of them became rather than Ruby's cape I think the Jedi's got a little Crush as well I guess you can say Love Is in the Air.

Xo-zeion: your attempts to get a rise out of me will not work.

Darth Celleus: whatever you say so when you get married to her can I be your best man or are you going to let that honor go to (Y/n)? if it does I'll just be one of your groomsmen I can hear wedding bells already.

Xo-zeion started to get slightly annoyed with Darth Celleus's taunting.

Darth Celleus: what do you think your children will look like do you think they'll have your eyes?

Xo-zeion was noticeably becoming more agitated by Darth Celleus's taunts.

Darth Celleus: I wonder if they will have the force and if they do will you train them in the ways of the Jedi or will they fall into the darkness and they might become my Apprentice.

Xo-zeion: that's it.

Xo-zeion unclipped his lightsaber and ignited one blade and began to attack Darth Celleus who had already pulled out his lightsaber and ignited it can block the Jedi's attack.

Darth Celleus: oh did I strike a nerve.

(Y/n) uses the force to grab both of their lightsabers and extinguish their blades once the lightsabers had reached (Y/n)'s hands Xo-zeion and Darth Celleus looked at (Y/n) to see that he had an unamused and slightly angered expression on his face.

(Y/n): that is enough you too it is getting late I believe it is time to rest now returned and Unite with me once again.

Xo-zeion takes a deep breath and composes himself.

Xo-zeion: I am sorry for my immature reaction.

Darth Celleus: yeah I guess I might have taken the taunting a little too far but what are you going to do I'm going to see if I can't help myself it's in my nature.

The two of them in exchange forgiving handshake.

(Y/n): you are both forgiven now return.

The three of them then fuse back into one body leaving only (Y/n) and HK97 alone in their dorm HK97 still wearing his new skin is standing in front of a full length mirror examining every square inch of his new body admiring himself.

(Y/n): we're going to have to get you some clothing because we can't have you walking around in your new skin completely naked and having people look at you and yelling "good grief put some clothes on man" and wondering why you look like a Ken doll down there if you know what I mean and we're going to have to think of a new name for you we can't just keep calling you HK97 for if you want to be the part you have to look the part and you have to act the part I'll start thinking of new names tomorrow.

Xo-zeion: today when I meant velvet the rabbit faunus I met her team leader her name is Coco Adel and she seems like someone who can help in the fashion Department.

(Y/n) mind: excellent will ask for her help the next time we see her until then if HK97 wants to wear his skin out in public he's going to have to wear one of my spare robes.

(Y/n): HK97 I think I can help with the clothing problem Xo-zeion has just informed me of a woman who has quite the gift for fashion her name is Coco Adel and if you want to wear your new skin in public you'll have to wear one of my spare robes the next time we see her we'll have to ask her for help.

HK97: I look forward to it permission to close down for the evening?

(Y/n): permission granted

With that HK97 lie down in his bed shutting down for the evening (Y/n) soon followed suit and proceeded to get into his bed and sleep waiting for the next day when classes when begin classes again.

(A/N): (WORD COUNT 4457)

(A/N): dear readers I wish to know how I am doing on my story and how I may improve so please if you can be so kind as to leave a comment and tell me what you think of my story and any suggestions to make it better I will make sure to read what you have to say I am also working on another story on the side but I am primarily focused on this one and with that said I wish all of you a very merry day.

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