3rd Pov

Now inside Chaldea, we can see a guy named Fujimaru Ritsuka

Ritsuka: " Hope we got someone we can cooperate with," he said

And then a girl with pink hair named Mash answered

Mash: " It's fine Senpai, I'm sure you be able to summon a nice servant "

Ritsuka: " I hope so but I keep getting big Nobu and small Nobu "

Meanwhile outside the summoning room

we can see Oda Nobunaga

Being chased by a bunch of chibi and big Nobu who was riding a wolf and the others are jumping cheering

Nobbu leader: " Nob! Nobbuuuuu! "

Nobbu's: "" Nobbbbuuuuuuuu! ""

They all cheer as they chase Nobunaga

Nobunaga: " Why the heck are you guys chasing me! "

Nobbu 1: " Nobu! "

Nobbu 2: " Nobunobubu "

Nobunaga: " Haa! Do you guys want a vacation? Is that a joke why would I give you guys a vacation! "

Nobbu 3: " Nobuuuuuu! "

Nobunaga: " Shut up! I created you guys! You guys should be bowing down to me and working for me till you die! "

Nobbu leader: " Noooobuuuuuuuuu!! "

Some of the Nobbu start riding wolf and taking out a Katana

Some take out a matchlock rifle/rifle

Some ride or become a tank

Some ride a UFO

Nobunaga: " Oii! Hijikata do something about this! I'll give you a pick-"

Nobunaga tries to ask Hijikata

But Hijikata was already bribed by the Nobbu

As we can see a silver-colored Nobbu is kneeling in front of Hijikata and presenting a pickled plum

Nobunaga: " F*ck! "

Back to the summoning room

In the summoning room, they can hear the scream of the Demon Lord

Ritsuka: *Awkward laughs*

Mash: " It will be fine Senpai is it another Nobbu then I'm sure Nobunaga can take care of it "

Nobunaga: *Distant screaming*
" HELP!! "

Mash: " ... For sure, I'm sure... I mean maybe... Well... Probably... Well we can leave that for later Senpai "

Ritsuka: " Yeah... Let's just think about that later... And I Lord Nobunaga your sacrifice shall never be forgotten," he said as he pray

Ritsuka: " Alright then let's start the summoning "

665x try summoning servant later and brought to you with a meme

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Mash: " Alright Senpai! It's time to stop! Trying to summon "

Ritsuka: " Wait one more time, please! I don't want to keep summoning small and big Nobu "

Ritsuka plead as all his tried to summon a servant to keep summoning Big and small Nobbu with different kinds of weapons from a Catapult, Riding horse, Riding Chimera, Sports Car, a modern Gun to a Bomber plane and they all went to attack Nobunaga who somehow still survived but not for long

Mash: " Fine just one more time "

Ritsuka: " Thanks Mash, alright my six hundred and sixty-six try "

Ritsuka then tries to summon but this time the summoning circle starts leaking out black ooze as an eye shape thing appears on the summoning circle

Ritsuka: " What the-"

Mash: " Master! Get behind me! "

The magic circle then starts changing to a different circle

It starts to shine a bright red as it also releases red sand, a blackish-red smoke, and mist

The sand, smoke, and the mist then start gathering in the center of the circle as it

And form a person no a servant and when Ritsuka and Mash were able to see it is a 'girl' servant? Who was fidgeting and looking nervous

Servant?: " U-uh... Are you my Master? "

Ritsuka and Mash were still in shock about what happened that they were late to respond

Servant?: " W-whats wrong? I-is my Scar making you feel disgusted...? " the servant

Ritsuka: " W..what? Wait no! It's not because of that! "

Mash: " Yes we are just a bit shock by what just happened "

Ritsuka: " We'll let me restart things up, My name is Fujimaru Ritsuka, and I'm your Master "

Berserker: " We'll then nice to meet you Master, servant class Berserker... I will be a deadweight in battle but i-i will try my best "

Ritsuka: " No no you are not a deadweig-"

Berserker: " Uwaaaa please don't get too close to me! "

We can see Berserker walking backward as an animal? No, it's Fou!

Walking close to Berserker as Berserker moves backward trying to get some distance

Fou: " Fou... Kyuu! "

Fou jumps towards Berserker which makes berserker run and move to the side and for some reason slip-on nothing and fall down

Ritsuka & Mash: " ...... "

Time skip brought to you with Y/n running away from Fou and a meme

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After a while of being chased Berserker fall down running out of stamina

Ritsuka grabs Fou and holds it back from trying to tackle the Berserker on the floor

Ritsuka: " Alright that's enough Fou "

Mash: " Are you, alright Berserker? "

Berserker: " Y-yes... Thank you "

Ritsuka: " By the way why did you afraid of Fou touching you? "

Berserker: " W-well... One of my curses makes any animal and plan that touches me die "

Ritsuka: " So like Serenity but nerfed down a bit "

Berserker: " Serenity? "

Ritsuka: " Ah she is a servant who can kill anything she touches because of the poison she has"

Berserker: " I see... "

Ritsuka: " By the way what's your true name? But you don't need to tell us if you don't want to "

Y/n: " Um... You call me Y/n... Sorry I don't want to tell you my true name cause you two will start to hate me once you know who I am... "

Ritsuka: " We won't hate you... I mean here we have a serial killer roaming around, a psychopath, someone who tries to destroy the world, and many more "

Y/n: " O-oh... I see "

And suddenly Fou jumped toward Y/n

*Ctrass*

and Y/n in reflex jumped out of the window cause he can walk back anymore

Ritsuka went to the window and screamed as he see Y/n falling off the mountain as he got out of Chaldea

Mash: " Berserker ga shinda!! "

Ritsuka: *Sigh* " Aaah... Why must most of my servants be like this "

Y/n dead count: 1

One hour Later

Y/n comes back to Chaldea and visits the kitchen while a sharp ice lance pierces Y/n's head from one side to the other side

Ritsuka: " Oiiiii! Are you alright!? "

Y/n: " I-i'm fine t-this is just a bit tiny flesh wound "

Ritsuka: " You should get that checkup by Nightingale "

Y/n: " B-but I'm fine! Although it felt a bit chilly b-but I'm fine! I don't want to burden the nurse to check up on this would that will heal just in a few seconds once I take it out "

Ritsuka: " So you have a super regeneration? "

Y/n: " S-something like that I guess "

Ritsuka: " Well... Whatever it is c'mon let's get you to the nurse "

Y/n: " B-but "

Ritsuka: " It's your Master order "

Ritsuka is then about to grab Y/n's hand in an attempt to drag her/him to the nurse's office

But as he was about to hold Y/n hand another hand grab him it was Jeanne d'Arc

( I'm sorry for making you like a hypocrite here I'm sorry Jeanne )

Jeanne: " No Master! You shouldn't get close to this servant! He... he? Is dangerous! "

Y/n: *In low voice* " I knew something like this would happen... "

Ritsuka: " What's wrong with him? Wait he is a man? "

Jeanne: " We'll for the gender it's like Astolfo it doesn't give any true information but he is dangerous he even kill his brother because of jealousy! He is the child of Satan! Cain! "

Ritsuka: " .... Cain? "

Mash: " Cain?... Do you mean that Cain from the story in the Bible about Cain and Abel! "

Ritsuka: " So you're Cain? Y/n? "

Y/n: " Yes my true name is Cain "

Ritsuka: " So... "

Y/n: " Yes I did kill my brother because of jealousy and yes I am the child of Eve and Satan... The sinners who shouldn't even be a servant,  I become on by making a contract with someone "

Few servants and staff on Chaldea were whispering to others as they see the scene

Y/n: " It seems that I am not welcome here so I will take my leave... And see you later Master "

And so Y/n come out of the kitchen

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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Y/n Pov

And so now I'm in the hallway not knowing where to go sitting on the floor while stabbing my wrist with a knife I rapidly found to relieve myself

Y/n: " Haaah... Why won't you people just shut up... I know what I did is wrong but even then u can't change it... And it's not like I ever wanted to be born with the Serpent blood in me... Haaah... I hated myself more than I hate God but at the same time, everything is God's fault... "

I hug my knees and lay down on the floor full of blood

???: " What are you doing laying down right there "

I heard a voice and I look up to see who it is and see a girl with white-grayish hair

Y/n: " I'm just trying to comfort myself B-but if you don't like me being here I will leave... "

???: " Ha!? Do Humans in the past comfort themselves by laying down on a pool of blood... That is just disgusting "

I stop hugging my knees and fix my posture and stand up while my wrist is still leaking blood cause there is still a hole there that has not yet done regenerated

Y/n: " I-i'm sorry I will leave but can I ask where can I find a mop to clean the floor? "

???: " Are you so dumb that you don't even know where it is? "

Y/n: " Yes that's why it won't where it is, I'm sorry "

???: " We'll find I help you I guess cause I worried you might get lost because of how dumb and useless you are "

Y/n: " Thank you very much  "

And so I follow her but after a few seconds she turn around and look at me and she was angry no irritated?

???: " Why aren't you talking back! And make some pathetic excuse when I talk you down! "

Y/n: " But... Why? What you said is the truth? "

???: " But it's not fun for me you being like that is just making me irritated! "

Y/n: " I'm sorry-"

???: " Stop saying sorry! "

Y/n: " Uuuuuuhhh... " I try to no say sorry but I'm a man with a limited dictionary

???: " Aaaahhh... Seeing your miserable response is not making me happy at all like others it just makes me feel irritated "

Y/n: " I'm sorry for not being miserable enough to make you happy "

???: " Grrr... You make me want to sew your mouth shut! Just by hearing keep saying sorry! "

Y/n: " You can sew my mouth if you want? I won't fight because it's all my fault "

???: " Why not try to be happy will you and try a new thing so I can crush it later! Once you are at the peak "

Y/n: " I try... " I said with a not so convincing voice

???: " I don't trust your voice but whatever also let's go eat puddings I want to eat one "

Y/n: " We'll I guess I will go no-"

???: " Did I ever allow you to leave? "

Y/n: " Nn..nooo? "

???: " Good, you're coming with me to the cafeteria "

Y/n: " B-but why? "

???: " Because all servants can only serve one pudding so I will be taking your pudding "

Y/n: " Okay... "

And so I follow the girl to the cafeteria and got stared at by people as I try to cover my scars with my hair

I also got to serve some meals that is recommended by chef Emiya

It was a Karage with miso? I don't really know what it is but after I try it, it was really good!

And as she said she eats the Pudding I got but as she did scooping and ate the pudding two time

???: " You can have the rest "

Y/n: " Eh? But didn't you want to eat it? You can eat it all if you want "

???: " Shut up! When I said you eat it then you eat it, and either way, I don't want to see that pitiful eye you been giving me that you want to try it "

Y/n: ( But I didn't stare at her? Am I too dumb to notice that I'm staring at her? Well it's probably is )

Y/n: " W-well t-thank you "

I try the pudding and....... It was so sweet! And taste really good!

As I was eating the pudding I can felt a stare and see it was the girl staring

Y/n: ( ??? Does she want to eat the pudding?.... Ah!! Was she being nice to me that's why she gave me the pudding even though she want to eat it? )

I split the pudding in half eat the part that I have already eaten and gave the half to the girl

???: " What are you doing? Didn't I already tell you to eat it? "

Y/n: " W-well you seem to want to eat it, and also it's a thank you for being nice to me "

???: " Ha!? Which part of this was I being nice but whatever I will eat the pudding cause you don't want it "

She said and start to eat the pudding with a delighted expression

???: " Also what's your name human? "

Y/n: " I like to call myself Y/n but my true name is Cain "

Kama: " Hmm... My name is Kama engrave that into that dumb brain of yours "

Y/n: " Yes I will but first do you know where I can find a hammer? "

Kama: " Why would you need them? "

Y/n: " To crack open my skull so I can engrave your name on my brain "

Kama: " Haaaaa! Are you seriously so dumb! Do I need to teach you everything? "

Y/n: " I'm sorry but I'm not well cultured in modern jokes and idioms... And I won't die either way even if my skull were to crack open "

Kama: " Shut up I don't to hear dumb excuse from you "

Meanwhile with Ristuka

Ritsuka sees that Y/n was having a nice conversation with Kama and he was glad that Y/n is fine after what happened

Meanwhile with Dr. Roman

Dr. Roman

the doctor of Chaldea well technically well mostly now is just an operator since Nightingale takes over the doctor's job

It can be seen that he is running down the hallway to see Ritsuka to tell him about the new singularity that pop up

But as he was running he slip on something slippery and fall down

And as he open his eyes he sees the hallway was splattered with blood

Dr. Roman: " What the heck happened here!! "

Actually what happened is Y/n never did clean the hallway cause Kama drag him to the cafeteria

Mash and Ritsuka who heard Dr. Roman scream come into the hallway

They were in shock

Ritsuka: " Dr... Did you have a bed men's day? "

Dr. Roman: " No! And either way I come to tell you that a new singularity has appeared! " 

Ritsuka: " So where are we going next? "

Dr. Roman: " You guys are going to Israel in 34 AD "

Ritsuka: " Huh Israel? "

Dr. Roman: " Yup "
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Chapter end

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A/n: I'm sorry that I will make some of the servants that have a connection with the biblical God a bit not nice I'm really sorry!

And sorry for the bad story!