Steven's day is like no other, well it hasn't been the same since the second war for Earth; He lost his dad, the gems and must importantly Connie, the girl of his dream and he had proposed to her just when the war was about to end and they were winning (I regret the Connie part), Yellow Diamond had crushed their base and killed everyone, unleashing Crimson Asterism, shattering Yellow Diamond into mere molecules and ending the war by himself.

After the whole war, there were celebrations and there were funerals, but after that, Steven started this habit of drinking away his sorrows, Sadie had managed to get him off the addiction with a few fails and bruises, but she managed to get his life back on track.

Currently, Steven was flying around and looking for adventure, out of the blue, he came across a portal in the middle of a desert, he then decides to check it out.

"Weird, I've never seen this type of portal or even anything like this before" Steven said walking into the portal and being transported into Hekapoo's dimension, plain land with a few dead trees.

"Okay, I'm outta here" Steven said about to leave but the portal closed.

"Damn it! I'll send a hologram next time" Steven thought frustrated walking around, trying to explore the new land he was stuck on temporarily or that's what he thought.

While Steven walked around, seeing all kinds of weird stuff and mostly a deserted place, he lays down on the ground and looking at the sky, letting his mind roam around freely.

"Inner peace" Steven sighed happily breathing in and out slowly, but that peace was short lived when a Hekapoo clone pops up out of nowhere, instantly questioning him.

"Who are you?! State your business!! Wait! You must be one of Ludo's minions!!!" Hekapoo #201 said alerting the other clones.

"Hold the fuck up! Wow there are a lot of you, first of all, I'm Steven Universe, two, I was brought here through a portal open on earth, and lastly, who the hell is Ludo?! It sounds more like a board game" Steven said.

"We're not falling for your antics, let's take him in for more questioning!" Hekapoo#201 said as the other clones quickly subdue Steven, then taking him to the real Hekapoo's palace.

At Hekapoo's palace.......

The clones walk in and throw Steven onto the floor at the feet of the real Hekapoo, who gave the clones a weird look then understood what happened.

"So state your business?!" Hekapoo demanded.

"I don't fucking know where the fuck I am, I just know that, I'm flying around earth looking for something to do, I just come across this portal that brings me here, then I just start relaxing, then all of these clones capture me and here I am, being questioned........again" Steven said.

"And you don't know where you are" Hekapoo said.

"Your guess is as good as mine" Steven said.

"Welcome to my dimension, and you stand before the great dimension scissors forger, Hekapoo!!!" Hekapoo said introducing herself trying her best with the new introduction policy Queen Butterfly had come up with.

"I can see that you hate what your doing right now" Steven said.

"How do you even know that?" Hekapoo asked surprised.

"Telepathy, I know everything and I can tell you what you know and what your thinking about" Steven said.

"Hmmm! You seem to be a very interesting human" Hekapoo said.

"Correction, a very interesting gem" Steven said.

"Gem? Unless your made out of gemstones, I don't buy it" Hekapoo said.

"Let me go and I'll lecture you on gems" Steven said.

"Lecture me first, then I'll release you" Hekapoo said.

"Fine by me" Steven said starting his lectures and answering all of Hekapoo's questions.

45 minutes........

Steven finally finished his lecture on gems with Hekapoo, it seemed the information was too unbelievable, but living proof was standing right in front of her.

"And as to keep your end of the bargain, please release me" Steven said.

"If I release where are you gonna go?" Hekapoo said.

"I could actually break this by myself" Steven said ignoring the question she asked and breaking the chains around him.

"Watch it, your gonna hit someone in the face" Hekapoo said shielding her eyes from the chains flying around.

"Sorry for that" Steven said scratching the back of his head.

"I should mess with him a little, it won't hurt" Hekapoo thought.

"Where I'll go? I don't know yet, but I'll find a way" Steven said.

"Be my bodyguard" Hekapoo said.

"Excuse me?" Steven asked.

"Be my bodyguard and I'll provide you with shelter and food" Hekapoo said.

"Look, it's nice your releasing me and all, but I hardly know you and your already offering me so much, what's the catch?" Steven said suspicious of Hekapoo's motive.

"Your gonna die and you look like you could eat, with some shelter, the catch is being my bodyguard" Hekapoo said.

"Hmmm! No way home and she's offering me something no one should, I can trust her and I'll just read her mind every time she tries to be sketchy" Steven thought.

"I'll take your offer" Steven said making Hekapoo smirk.

"So, clone #682 will show you your room, they'll bring you food blah blah blah" Hekapoo said not really caring about the other stuff.

"Okay, thanks" Steven said following clone #682 to his quarters.

Steven's quarters.......

Steven went in while the clone left; his place had a king size bed, a big window, a desk with a pair of dimension scissors that can also be used in combat, a normal bathroom, a closest, a lamp and a huge portrait of Hekapoo (A.K.A. don't forget who your serving). He makes his way to the bed, flopping on flopping on it.

"This better be a good plan" Steven thought.

This is the first chapter, pls review, blah blah blah!!! I'm really tired right now.

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