Smacked in the face. With reality.
So today, I went to Universal (i live like 20 minutes away and my aunt works there, so we go a lot) with my friend Lauren. She wouldn't stop texting me about the Ond Direction concert and I thought I'd explode.
I said to my mom: Why are girls so obsessed with 1D? I bet they stalk them...
Mom: Like you don't stalk anyone.
Me: Mom, that's creepy, I DON'T stalk anyone.
Mom: Sarcastic today, are we?
Me: I DON'T STALK ANYONE!!!
Mom: Not Robbie Kay?
Me: I don't STALK Robbie Kay. I just love him. There is a difference.
Mom: The Lord of the Rings cast. I know you at least stalked that lady who played Galadriel. You knew her voice from the How To Train Your Dragon 2 COMMERCIAL!
Me: Woah.
Mom: You told me last week that they put Christmas lights behind the camera to make her eyes sparkle.
Me: Not. Just. Her... Rest. Of. Them. Too.
Mom: Told you so.
Me: Wow. Woooooooowww. Wow. I am creepy.
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