You had Slept over at the Happy Hotel for the night and soon you woke up in A Huge Red and Black bedroom in nothing but your Bottoms and you yawned and you rolled over in your bed only to see Another dude in the bed with you!

Y/n: "...?"

???: "Hello there Wonderboy~?"

Y/n: "HOLY SHIT!!!"

You Jumped 30 feet out of the bed and Landed feet first on the ground away from the bed as you were Hyperventilating!

Y/n: "WHO!? WHAT!? HOW!? WHY?! WHO ARE YOU!?"

???: "Really? Wonderboy? Well To be honest we haven't formally met since I just crawled into your bed after Charlie told me about you."

Y/n: "WHO! ARE! YOU!?"

???: "Oh Geez, My Name is Angeldust, Like the Drug PCP, I'm A Famous Porn star here? Geez, I think someone as Handsome as you would know me, Sugartits~"

Y/n: "...!"

You just walked into the bathroom and began to cry in the Shower for several Minutes Just to cry!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/YhmGA8zGjeY

A/N: Repeat for how long you want to get A Better idea of how long he is crying. It's not really 10 Hours

After that Quick Cry sess, you ran into the Lobby to see that Vaggie was about ready to Kill Angel dust with her Spear And Charlie was trying to calm her down!

Vaggie: "How could you do that you little shit!? I thought you were clean for A Week!!"

Angledust: "Hey, I haven't done anything to him... At least not yet- ACK! Stop choking me!"

Vaggie was now choking him as Charlie grabbed her by the shoulders and Pulled her off!

Charlie: "Vaggie calm down! He hasn't done anything that bad!"

You then quickly ran over and Began choking Angeldust for what he did!

Y/n: "WHY YOU LITTLE! HOW DARE YOU TRY AND SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME!! YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT COCK HOLDING CUMBUCKET!! I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE WE'RE IN HELL DICKWAD!!"

Angeldust: "Harder Daddy~~~!"

Y/n: "WHAT!?"

After that whole mess was Cleaned up!

Charlie: "Y/n this is Angeldust, And he is our only resident and he's been... A Challenge to say the least..."

Y/n: "Yeah, we fucking met."

Angledust: "Yeah, and it was-"

Y/n: "Finish that goddamn sentence and I will destroy you!"

Charlie: "Look, Angledust got into Hell and ended becoming A Porn star and Drug Dealer."

You then walked over to Angel dust and read his mind which you responded with...

Y/n: "You hate being A Porn Star don't you?"

Angeldust: "W-What!?"

Y/n: "I read your mind."

Angledust: "H-How!?"

Y/n: "Muffin Button."

Everyone: "What?"

Y/n: "Huh?"

Angeldust: "Look, I will admit it I hate my Porn star Job, Trust me I would rather fuck whoever I please Instead of Just The People I get paid to fuck! I mean seriously I would quit on A Heartbeat but My Boss Valentino won't let me break my contract and He's been constantly been blackmailing me with that sweet, sweet Peruvian Sugar, and with the fact that if I quit he would spear rumors about me having all of the STD's so I would never get to fuck anyone ever again! I-I don't know what to do I swear! I swear I'm going stir crazy Right now! I-!"

You then Hush him as you smiled A Warm smile!

Y/n: "Calm down. I'll take care of this. You just stay here."

You then Teleported out of there much to everyone's confusion and you soon ended up in front of Valentino's Porn studios and you almost Gagged at the sight of it!

Y/n: "God this is why Sex workers go to hell, I am so disgusted by this shit... That's why I have been Abstinent for my entire life... Either that or I never had A Girlfriend before starting my Harem... Eh, Time to kill some Fuckers."

You then walked up to the front doors and you were stopped by two Beefy Demon BodyGuards who stepped in your way and you were annoyed, to say the least!

Y/n: "Yes?"

Guard1: "ID Please?"

Y/n: "Do you not who I am? I am your God you Pitiful worms, you demonic Sons of Bitches!, You Shit stains on the Fabric of the universe! Dare stand in my way and I will make sure to send you into A Deeper hell! There always is A Bigger fish."

Guard2: "Sir, ID Please."

Y/n: "No."

Guard1: "Wha- AH!!"

You shot A Deathbeam through his arms and he kneeled to the ground as you pointed your index finger at him with A Scowl on his face before you began shooting at him repeatedly!

Y/n: "SILENCE!"

Guard1: "GAAAH!! THE PAIN!! THE PAIN!!"

Guard2: "GOD PLEASE STOP THAT! HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH!!"

Y/n: "Hmmm, Fine."

You then shot A Death beam in his skull finally putting an end to his suffering! The Second Guard tried to pull out his gun to shoot you but you Took A Katana out of nowhere and Decapitated the second Guard sending blood flying all over the walls, windows, and ground!

You grabbed his head by the hair and you smiled as you talked to it as if it was still alive!

Y/n: "And That was Just the Appetizer Asshole."

You then dropped the head and walked inside where A Small party was being held and it was about to be An Orgy when you walked in soaked in Blood and everyone stopped as you walked inside Katana in hand as your Target was with three People talking to them! 

After your God's eyes you learned that was indeed Valentino but also two others named Vox who has  AComputer head, and Velvet who was this smoking hot, Crazy chick! You then smiled knowing who your Targets are!

Vox: "Hey, Who the hell are you Asshole!? This is invite-only! How did you get in here!?"

Y/n: "I did Some Ameture surgery."

You then pulled out the guard's head and dropped it in front of them as Velvet smiled!

Velvet: "Oh Shit, That's Kinda hot!"

Valentino: "You're Here why?"

Y/n: "I want you to break Angledust's contract. Now."

Everyone then began to Laugh as Vox walked over to you!

Vox: "Look Asshole You better get going before we get all of our Guards to kick your-"

You then sent An electrical Burst in his head and he quickly began glitching out!

Vox: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT HAAAAVE YOU DOOOOONE TO MMEEMMEMEMEMEMEMEEEE!?"

Y/n: "It's my Favorite Computer Virus ILOVEYOU-ILOVEYOU. It should destroy your CPU Any moment now."

Vox: "YOU BAAAAASTAAARREEAAAAARRREEEAAAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEHAHAHAOOOOOWHAOAHWSHAHAHAHAOWEEEEEEE-!!!!!!"

https://youtu.be/iq1yX1IH2V8

Velvet: "VOX!"

Valentino: "Guard please Kill him!! NOW!!"

A Bunch of Guards surrounded you and you smiled Maliciously to yourself!

Y/n: "Fine then!"

You then Used your Conquerors Haki to knock them all down and you grabbed Valentino by the face and began crushing it, snapping his glasses into two as he smiled!

Valentino: "Good! Kill me! End my Suffering once and for all you fool!"

Y/n: "No."

Valentino: "H-Huh?"

Y/n: "I'll do something Far Worse!"

You then Blasted your heat vision into his Forehead and it slowly but surely Lobotimized him as you just pinned him down so he couldn't escape!

He was soon left to be A Vegetable sitting there and drooling as you grabbed Angeldust's contact and shredded it with your bare hands! Just then Velvet jumped into your Arms and began Kissing your cheek!

Velvet: "You're one fucking sick Bastard~ I love that~"

Y/n: "Good~ I am one hell of A Wrathful God Baby~!"

Later!

Everyone back at the Happy hotel was still waiting for you when you teleported back in with Velvet in your arms making out with you, and you smiled as you handed Angledust the torn pieces of the contract as you then began to walk off!

Y/n: "I freed you Angeldust! Enjoy that Freedom!"

Angeldust: "Wow! Thanks! What Happened!"

Velvet: "He Fucking murdered everyone who tried to stop him! He's fucking amazing!"

Y/n: "Tell me when you need me! I'll be doing some Mouth stuff with her! Nothing Dick in Hole related I swear! Trying to keep myself Mmmm, Mostly Pure!"

Everyone: