It was A Slow day at the Happy Hotel with everyone doing their own thing, with Alastor Helping to Manage everything and making sure people smile, Husker drinking, Angeldust hitting on Husker, Nifty cleaning up the Place, and you were Just doing some Light reading in your room as you relaxed!

Y/n: "Ah, It's Always Good to read the Literally Classics. Hans Christian Anderson you will never fail to impress me."

Just then the door Busted Open and Alastor came in Screaming bashing A Pair of Tambourines around as you Jumped out of Bed!

Y/n: "JEEEEEEEEESSSSSUUUUUUSSSS CHRRRIIIIIIIISSST!!"

Alastor: "Why Hello there my Friend! Just thought I should be You're Alarm for Today!"

Y/n: "Yeah, but you shouldn't have, Oh I don't know... SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME!?"

Alastor: "Oh, It's for Pure Entertainment, my Dear Friend! Pure Raw Reality! You should know that dear friend, You used to-"

Y/n: "Ah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah! I don't wanna hear about that! Just let me get out of bed and go downstairs!"

Alastor: "You got it!"

He then left to the lobby, and you got out of bed and Teleported down to the Lobby, and you walked into that Breakfast Bar all Hotels Have, and you had taken the opportunity to Make Yourself Some Chocolate Chip-Peanut Butter Pancakes with some Whipped cream on top!

You began eating as Charlie Approached you smiling Poking you on the cheek Talking in A Sing-Songy voice!

Charlie: "Y/n~ I got A Very Important Job for you~"

Y/n: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Charlie: "Look Y/n, You need to accompany me and Vaggie to A place where we can do something super important!"

Y/n: "Huh? What is it?"

Just then Vaggie came in Sharpening her Spear as she smiled!

Vaggie: "I'm going to Hire these People, to Kill the Bastard who had me raped and Beaten for two years! They call themselves IMP And Judging by their reputation Their My best bet in getting revenge!"

Y/n: "Woah! Calm down, Guys! If you want someone dead, You can always ask me! You know, Because I'm A God. I mean I have Literal Pocket Universes in my abdomen for A Reason you know? Just saying."

Charlie: "Yeah, About that... We Just need you as Our Bodyguard, to accompany us there... No need in help Killing thank you."

Y/n: "Sigh, Okay. Let me Just grab my HellCycle. It's the best way to get there besides Teleportation but If I use that on you you could get very sick."

Charlie/Vaggie: "HellCycle?"

5 MInutes Later!

You were now riding on your own personal HellCycle with Charlie wrapping her arms around your waist, and Vaggie wrapping her arms around Charlie's Waist, and you were heading for IMP HeadQuarters where the three of you belive Vaggie could get some professional Help getting revenge on the man who wronged her!

Y/n: "So Where are we going anyways Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "It Should be Up here. I can see the Building from here."

Y/n: "You mean the Skyscraper with Horns?"

Vaggie: "That's it Yes!"

Charlie: "Vaggie are you sure you wanna do this? I mean-"

Vaggie: "Yes, I wanna do this. There is nothing I want more right now."

Y/n: "Wow, Major Revenge Boner I see. Well Good for you, I have A Major Justice Boner."

You then Parked your Motorcycle and you walked into IMP Headquarters where you were Greeted by A Hellhound Woman but as she soon as she saw you and Charlie she immeaditly Freaked out and began staring at you nervously because Charlie was A Princess but you, you don't know and didn't bother to read her mind!

Hellhound:

You then Knock on the Office door and you heard Music from the Inside as The Boss was clearly Listening to music and he was! Enter Blitzo (The 'O' is silent), he was listening to his favorite song!

Blitzo: "Oh My God, I love this song!"

Blitzo then began to sing along to his Favorite song "Mustang Dong"!

Blitzo:

https://youtu.be/I0TORj0xSIQ

Just then there was A Knock on the door and Blitzo Immediately yelled!

Blitzo: "WHAAAAAT!? WHAT IS IT!?"

Just then the door Was Opened by Charlie!

Charlie: "Um, Mr. Blitzo?"

Blitzo then immediately jumped out of his seat and Began Bowing awkwardly!

Blitzo: "Oh My, Princess Charlie! I am so goddamn sorry but how I acted! My name is Blitz but the O is silent!"

Charlie: "Where is the O?"

Blitzo: "Exactly! So what are you here for? Killing, Murdering, Asassination? We do it all here at IMP!"

Charlie: "Actually this is for my Friend Vaggie."

Vaggie: "Hey."

Blitzo: "Ah, I see and who is that Guy in Black Robes? He looks like A Scary Mother fucker."

Charlie: "This is Y/n, and He's A God."

Blitzo: "Really? You expect me to belive that shit?"

Y/n: "You got any water?"

Blitzo: "No but I got my cup of coffee."

Y/n: "Sip it."

Blitzo then begins to sip and he realized something!

Blitzo: "Hey, What the fuck!? This is Vodka Now!"

Y/n: "Exactly."

Blitzo: "Kid I like the way you roll. So Who do you need to kill? And remember if it's A Child then it's Free!"

Vaggie: "I need A Whole Organization down. It is A Sex Trafficking ring called Cicada and It's run by A Man named Kronos. You think you can take him down?"

Blitzo: "Of course we can sweetcheeks, Just let me get my Team together! *Pulls out A Megaphone* M&M Get in here now!"

Just then two Imps who were obviously married ran in and smiled!

Moxxie/Millie: "What is it now sir/Blitzo?"

Blitzo: "Guys meet our newest Clients! The Princess of Hell, and her two friends! The Girls who've Been Raped, and The God Guy! He turned my Coffee into Vodka!"

Moxxie: "And That's Impressive How?"

Blitzo: "T-Thank you Mox You really are A Help here!"

He then Pushes Moxxie away!

Blitzo: "I want this Man on our team! What do ya say big and Pale?"

Y/n: "I do Have A Major Justice Boner so I guess I could Join."

Blitzo: "Ah, A Justice boner! My 3rd favorite Boner! Look You're in for this Mission! And where the hell is Loonie!?"

Just then the Hellhound from before came in giving you A Blushing look and you Just looked at her and you were equally Blushing!

Blitzo: "Oh, Thank god you're here Loonie! Look, I need you and Your Human form for this Particular Mission! So You're coming with us! Also, This guy will be Joining us, His name is Y/n and he is A God. So Say Hello."

Y/n: "Hello."

Loona: "H-Hey..."

Loona's Thoughts:

https://youtu.be/3BTSzpluq4o

Y/n: "Hello? You Okay Loona?"

Loona: "H-Huh!? Y-Yeah! Let's just get going! I-I have things to do!"

Blitzo then Pulls out A Grimoire which shocked you since only the most powerful demons can obtain you and he created A Portal to the Human world and told Charlie and Vaggie that you will all be back in at least 5 minutes and you left!

You all ended up in A Dark And Damp, Poorly lit, Basement where you all kept hearing the cries for help and you knew this was Definitely Sex Trafficker Business area!

Y/n: "Well this is Not Creepy..."

Blitzo: "Alright, Guys kill anyone you can find, Loonie take your Human Disguise! I hate for you to be seen right now!"

Loona: "Wow, I feel so Loved."

Bright light surrounded her and she Became what would be her Human Equivalent and To be honest she looked pretty damn cute!

Y/n: "Cool form Loona! Now I take mine!"

You then take your Human form with the Purple hair and mole under your left eye and you turned to the others smiling!

Y/n: "Okay now you guys!"

IMP: "Uh..."

Y/n: "You don't have Human forms don't you?"

IMP:

Y/n: "YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE HUMAN FORMS AND HAD BEEN RUNNING AROUND EARTH LIKE THAT!? YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO HUNT YOU GUYS DOWN!?"

Blitzo: "Hey, Calm down! We Just don't have any Okay!"

Guard 1: "Who is that!?"

Guard 2: "I think it came from others there!"

Y/n: "Look, I'll gift you some Human Disguises but you gotta be careful with them! Okay?"

Blitzo: "Sounds good to me, Big and Chalky!"

Millie: "Wow, Our own Human Disguises, I can't see what I look like!"

Moxxie: "Oh Crumbs, I sure hope it isn't anything bad."

You then shot them with A Beam similar to Piccolo's clothes beam from DBZ And they ended up looking like Legit Humans Beings!

Blitzo: "Hot damn we Look Good!!"

Just then several Guards ran up to you guys with guns in hand as Blitzo Pulled out A Flintlock pistol and The other three pulled out some Assualt rifles, and Shotguns, but you came up with something better!

https://youtu.be/T12ygsp9Mvg

A/N: Begin at 1:16!

Y/n: "Well, I sure feel Lucky so Tell me Do ya... Punks!?"

You then Pulled Out A Massive collection of Guns, rockets, and other weapons out of nowhere as you stared at them with the intent to kill and IMP Was just too stunned to say anything!

Y/n: "Kill everyone right?"

Blitzo: "I like the way you think! Everyone go Now and Remember Kronos is our Main Target!"

Everyone then began attacking as bullets were flying everyone and it became Hell, the Blood of Numerous guards flew everywhere, and you took out Stormbreaker after handing out your guns to M&M And you began using it to slash and cut down everyone in sight, as you used your god powers to electrocute everyone around you, and even threw the Axe only for it to return to you!

You then ran across the Hall, and began breaking the Locks freeing the women who had been Raped and abused before taking them outside for safety, and then you ran back inside and discovered Kronos' office and you Busted the door down to see the Man who had Hurt Vaggie so much and he was even wearing A Skull Mask to hide his identity from the world!

Y/n: "KRONOS!!!"

Kronos then Pulled out A Shotgun and shot you in the chest but your body absorbed it as it turned pink and Bubblegum like and all of the bullets flew back at Kronos hitting him and Immobilized him as laid there begging for his Life!

Kronos: "Please man, Let me Live! I have A Family back home! I'll give you A Million Dollars! 5 Million Dollars! No, I'll give you A Beachfront Mansion in Boca Raton!"

Y/n: "Heh, You decided to name yourself A Titan yet, Your such A Cowardly Being. You make all Mortal's look A Bit worse and make me lose faith in Humanity. Never mind, You'll be dead anyway."

You then take your Axe and slam it on his head cutting it half destroying his brain as you smiled almost demonically like what Alastor would do!

Y/n: "Oh and as soon as I get back I'll be killing you A Second time! Hahahahahaha!"

You then left the office with Guards being killed everywhere and one was about to shoot Loona from behind before you Took at Stormbreaker and Decapitated him as she took notice!

Loona: "T-Thanks..."

Y/n: "No Problem, I Just killed Kronos brutally and I'll make sure to kill him again in Hell, So as Joe Swanson once said..."

https://youtu.be/hcJ1lrllZ7o

You then took out Another Rifle and began gunning down Guards as the slaughter Just continued from there!

It was A Good day for you let's Just say that