He opened his eyes. All he could see was a vast, rocky plain.

"Well that's a pretty boring view." He said.

He decided to wander, and he walked his way across the plain. There was a large bright orb in the sky that rose up, then sank back down. It brightened the plain, and allowed him to see. He called it the sun. When the sun was gone, a similar, duller orb rose and sank. It was pretty dark whenever this one was out. He decided it was the moon.

Because of the sun and moon, he had day and night. Each day got longer and nights shorter as each one passed. Once the days were far longer than the nights, and it was hot on the plain, the days started getting shorter, and the nights longer. It started to get cold. He dubbed the hot, long day time Summer, and the cold, long night time Winter.

When it was dark, his sight would be blocked, and he would lie down to rest. He awoke when it was light again. He called it sleep.

A few thousand years pass

A strange thing happened. Big white things gathered in the sky, and clear balls fell from them. Vast areas were covered in this clear stuff, and he called it water. The vast areas were lakes or pools. He found a particularly vast one called the sea.

Another few thousand years

There are things in the sea! They swim about like me, and cannot breathe on land like I do. I wonder what they are..

They often eat eachother. This is to gain energy I believe. I do not need this however, I do not understand why though.

Many thousands of years pass

The sea creatures began to walk on land. They did not stay long however, going back to the sea regularly to create more of themselves.

More time passes

Green things have erupted from the ground. He called it grass. The land animals eat grass. Sometimes he found a tree. Trees were fun, like water. Instead of swimming, he had fun climbing the trees. He wonders how much the world will change in the future..

500 million years later

Izuku was sat in his home watching the news. A sudden broadcast caught his eye.

He chuckled with amusement.

"It seems humanity has evolved yet again.. a glowing baby huh.."

A few hundred years later

Izuku was on his way home when a villain attack happened on the next street over. He rolled his eyes and watched as the heroes saved the civilians.

"Bloody humans abusing their powers."

He kept walking until a hero called out to him.

"Hey kid, be careful! There are other villains about!"

He sighed. Waving to the hero and smiling.

"Thanks!" He said.

When he got home he opened his laptop. He had received a couple emails. He had become a popular writer, although he needed to change his alias every 50 years or so. Due to his long life, and various experiences, he was a rather popular children's author. He was currently working on a book about the Egyptians. Let's just say that there wouldn't have been pyramids without him.

He decided to apply to a hero school, as they had only recently removed the no quirkless laws. Seeing as he wasn't human, he didn't have a quirk.

He remembered that Toshinori went to UA, as well as Todoroki and Iida. All three were fine heroes. Todoroki's son and Iida's brother would be attending next year too. He decided to apply under his Izuku "Midoriya" information. He often changed the surnames, but kept his first name throughout all of his 4 billion years.

A year later

He walked through UA's front gates to take the hero course entrance exams. Inside, they were given instructions by a popular hero, Present Mic. Izuku was sat next to an irritable blonde. He was quite amusing.

Once outside, Izuku stood awaiting confirmation to go from the supervisor, who happened to be Present Mic once more.

Once the "GOOOOO" was heard, Izuku was darting off.

He was grabbed round the middle and squeezed by a two pointer. He laughed at the pathetic attempt.

"Not even a Tarannosaurus Rex could bite me in half, I don't know why you think you can!" He told it before shoving his hand through its head, clutching it's computer brain in his fist.

He ran around smashing robots, tearing them apart. He had caught the eye of the teachers within the monitor room.

Nezu hummed thoughtfully.

"What?" Aizawa asked him.

Nezu brought out a file. "Izuku Midoriya, 14, Quirkless."

Aizawa's eye twitched. "So?"

Nezu selected one camera and made it full screen. "Watch the boy." He said.

After a few seconds, most of the teachers were dumbfounded.

"He cannot be quirkless!!" Midnight exclaimed.

"It says right here, he's quirkless. Although.." Nezu said.

"The robots that have scanned him for openings and weaknesses have given some strange results." He said.

"Strange how?" All Might asked.

"He dosent appear to be human." Nezu said.

"W-what??" The staff exclaimed.

"He has no DNA, nothing in his system, his body is much tougher than a regular humans, and his muscle structure is different. He is not human in the slightest. He has been shoving his fist through metal plating like it's nothing!"

Izuku

He heard Present Mic call the 2 minute warning, and slowed down. A sudden rumble made everyone pause.

A massive robot came out from behind a building,making the examinees run for their lives. Izuku just stood there laughing.

"Now this is nostalgic! It's been several million years since I've seen something like you!!"

He strode towards it as he laughed.

"You haven't got the teeth or claws for killing though!" He said.

A sudden cry for help alerted him to a girl in the rubble.

He walked forward, lifting the rubble off the girl with ease, before carrying her away from the metal behemoth.

"You're not very fast though.. shame! I would've loved a rematch after millennia of boredom."

He walked to the nurse as the time ended.

He set the brown haired girl down, and called the nurse over.

"Recovery girl, she's got a broken leg, but no other injuries I can see." He said.

"Thank you dearie, now off you go if you're uninjured."

He nodded, and walked to the bus.

Once everyone was healed and on the bus they drove back to the main building.

Once he was changed, he was intercepted by a skinny blonde man as he was walking the halls.

"Izuku Midoriya?" He asked.

"That's me Mr Yagi." Izuku replied.

Yagi nodded and led him to the teachers office, where Nezu and the rest of the staff was waiting.

Izuku sighed as he sat opposite the teachers.

"I suppose I shouldn't have tried to hide it from the second most intelligent creature on the planet." He said.

Nezu chuckled. "I suppose you would be the most intelligent?" He asked.

Izuku grinned. "Of course."

Aizawa sat forward in his chair.

"If I may ask, what exactly are you, Nezu said you weren't human." He asked.

Izuku stopped. "I'm not actually sure. In all my years of being alive, I'm the only one of my species I've ever known."

Nezu stroked his chin. "How old are you really then?"

Izuku grinned. "I'm currently the oldest being on this planet."

Aizawa sighed. "And how are we supposed to believe that? Please be rational with your explanation."

"Does anyone have internet access with a big enough screen?" Izuku asked.

Powerloader pulled out a laptop.

"Excellent." Izuku said, taking it, hacking it and accessing the school's network.

"How did you do that?" Powerloader asked. "That has my best security!!"

Izuku smirked. "I invented the computer millennia before you humans did. Cracking this thing is a piece of cake."

He opened Google.

"If you want to find out most about me, just Google Deku. I'm quite the famous conspiracy theory."

A few teacher's jaws dropped.

"YOU'RE DEKU??" Cementoss asked.

"Of course. I was there when quirk laws were made, when quirks first appeared. I was there fighting in all of the world wars. I helped invent the car, and the train. I was the first to discover steam power. I helped tame electricity and use it for everyday things. I invented the bow, the cart, the wheel. I met Julius Caesar and Winston Churchill, I was even the subject of a few religions at one point (oopsie). Christianity was me trying to get everyone off my back. I designed the pyramids." He flipped the computer round to show all of the Deku forums. "I am Deku."