"Ya...I'm a penis...this world has three kinds of people. Penises, pussies, and assholes. Pussies are the people who want everything to be fine and peaceful, penises are the ones who do the f*cking though without thinking it through. Then you have your as*holes, who just want to sh*t all over everything. Pussies get mad at penises because, pussies get f*cked by penises...but penises also f*ck as*holes man. And you know what you get if the penises didn't f*ck the as*holes, you'd get your penises and your pussies ALL COVERED IN SHIT...

So I AM a penis...in fact, I'm a dick. A stupid, arrogant, reckless dick...and I'm proud of it" - 12:32 June 27th LucianoR17