This chapter is brought to you by your ass being saved from a whoopin by everyone's grandmama, China.

Spain: *is sitting on a throne with a crown on his head*

Turtles: *are sitting around the bottom of the throne*

Quezon: bruh. Dafuq.

Romano: what the hell is tomato bastard doing??

Minnesota: Yeah! *yells to Spain* HEY! You're supposed to be making Spamano lemons with this dude! *points to Romano*

Romano: WHAT THE F-??

Quezon: o yus. =w=

Turtles: *turn to MN, Quezon, and Roma* EXTERMINATE!!!!

Minnesota: MY GOD! You're just as annoying as those robot things from Doctor Who who keep yelling exterminate!

England: *suddenly appears* DID SOMEBODY SAY DOCTOR WHO *clutches onto Minnesota's shoulders* YOU MEAN THE CYBERMEN THING???

Minnesota: *clutches onto his shoulders, too* AND THE BEGINNING FREAKED ME OUT BECAUSE-

Minnesota and England: *suddenly get all serious and look into the distance* I'm Rose, and this is the story of how I died.

Minnesota and England: *tear runs down their cheek*

Spain: STOP, tortugas! ((I spelt that right, right? *le sigh* I'm Mexican... I SHOULD KNOW THIS SHIT))

Turtles: *look all scared and bow* yes, master Spain.

Quezon: WHAT THE HELL?? THEY TALK?!

Spain: si! I also taught them Spanish!! ^w^

Minnesota and England: *let go of each others shoulders and get all serious again* three people, easy. But one Spaniard, now you're scared.

Romano: STOP QUOTING DOCTOR WHO

Minnesota: *hisses* NEVER!!!

England: *inhuman wails*

Spain: anyways, they made me their king!

Minnesota: wait what.

England: oh right.

England: the turtles.

Romano: they made you their king?

Spain: yup!

All four: okayyy...

Spain: whatever I tell them to do, they do!

Quezon: wait. Does that make sense?

Spain: si. See look! *clears throat* bring me and my guests some... tamales!

Turtles: *bows* yes, master Spain. *leave*

Minnesota: they sure to bow a lot. Did you get them from Japan or something?

Everyone except Spain: *laughs*

Spain: I don't get it. :P

Romano: you don't get anything.

Minnesota and Quezon: OOH, BURN!

England: want some ice for that?

Minnesota: *uses wand to summon Iceland* HERE'S YOUR ICE, HAH!

England: that wand looks familiar-- DID YOU STEAL HARRY POTTER'S WAND??!

Minnesota: um.

Minnesota: no... ehe...

Quezon: a-and I definitely did not help her... hehe...

Iceland: --brother. Wait whut.

Minnesota: awwww! Were you just saying big brother to Norway? 🔮👄🔮

Iceland: N-NO! >///> *stomps out*

Quezon: BROTHER ISSUES??? *runs after Iceland* WAIT!! I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE... WELL, OKAY, SINCE FIVE MINUTES AGO!

England: what the literal hell.

Romano: dat face, tho. *takes selfie*

Spain: ooh! The tamales are he-

Minnesota: *inhuman (sorry I love that word) screeches* CRAP!!! ROMA'S TURNING INTO HIS 2P-- ooh, tamales.

Spain: well, I'm glad SOMEone appreciates them! *glares at Romano*

Minnesota and Spain: *sit on the ground to eat and ignore what is happening in the background*

//Romano and England turn into their 2p's.\\

Minnesota: wait what?! I don't like cheese in my tamales! ;3;

Spain: here! *gives Admin a tamale without cheese*

Minnesota: FUCK YE!

2p!Iggy: *literally shoves the Swear Jar in MN's face* no swearing poopy

Minnesota: 'poopy'?? =_=

2p!Roma: *takes selfie* I think *flips scarf* he meant *adjusts sunglasses* to say *strikes a pose and looks into camera* poppet.

Spain: *shoves all the tamales down his throat* yummy.

Minnesota: things are-- *is hit in the face by 2p!Romano's scarf flip* getting really fucking weird-- *is attacked by the Swear Jar* so I'm just gonna end this here, ehe.

Minnesota: *looks into the camera with a frantic expression* STOP TAPIN-

*static*