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7-26-15

Dear Diary,

Today is Halloween, and I'm sure that I could scare Russia, since I've learned a lot from my totally awesome horror movies. And guess what? I SCARED THAT LITTLE GIRL TO DEATH.

And all I needed to do was dress up like Belarus.

And yell "MARRYMEMARRYMEMARRYME"

While chasing him.

For an hour.

Anyways, I'm totally keeping the wig and dress.

-The HERO, OUT!!