This diary entry is brought to you by Antonio Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya del Rosa Ramirez who claims to not be a thief but I'm telling you, I was a witness. (¬_¬)

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7-22-15

Dear Almost-Awsome-As-Me-But-Not-Quite-As-Much-Diary,

I have an animal tip for you: Only feed ducks little crumbs. Don't try to shove the entire loaf down their throat because they WILL attack.

I learned that the hard way.

Love, The Awesome Prussia