(I haven't picked this up since I last updated this oml I'm so sorry!! Here is a chapter I never finished,, but y'all can have it since I'm moving to a new account: mulletsexual I'll miss you guys who actually voted and commented!! you were all with me during my awkward stages in life!!)

This chapter is brought to you by the most majestic wallpaper I have ever made. XD

Italy: what are we doing today, Doitsu?

Germany: YOUR MOM!!!

Japan: OOOOHHHHH!

Romano: BURN!

Prussia: I don't get it.

Italy:

Germany:

Japan:

Romano:

Prussia:

Prussia: I'm serious.

Germany: anywhore, today we're training with Admin.

//so they all happily frolicked through the town until they came upon an empty and grassy field, just to see the beautiful sight ruined by the hideous Admin of this account in the middle of the field.\\

Prussia: so now what.

Admin:

Admin:

Admin:

Japan: *scratches arm*

Admin:

Admin:

Admin:

Admin:

Germany: we're h-

Admin: HELLO AND WELCOME TO "TRAINING WITH ADMIN!"

Italy: yay!

Admin: *turns to Italy* please keep your questions until the end of my introduction, please.

Italy: but I d-

Admin: "TRAINING WITH ADMIN" IS A FUN AND INTERACTIVE TRAINING METHOD TO HELP THOSE WHO ARE TOO LAZY, OR TO THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO TRY SOMETHING NEW!

Admin: side affects may include: vomiting of rainbows, sneezing whenever someone mentions melons, screaming about elephants to your feet, forgetting that being stabbed actually hurts, and constantly tripping over trees.

Admin: ANY QUESTIONS?

Prussia: what if I was a cocoanut.

Admin: ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Japan: *raises hand*

Admin: GOOD, NOW LET US BEGIN!

-Start!-

Admin: first, you each need a name tag. Luckily for you, I decided to not waste time and made them for you ahead of time. #logic *gives them name tags*

Germany: why does mine say "jormanee"?

Italy: mine says "titaly"!

Romano: "romango"?!

Japan: my name is not "ja-peter-pan"

Prussia: I guess I'm "Pru-ssia-niqua" now.

Admin: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO SPELL, OKAY?!

-Lesson One: Reflexes!-

Admin: you're leisurely walking down a hallway at school, just minding your own business when suddenlybANANAS

Admin: what do you do?

//bananas rain from the sky, hitting everyone except Admin.\\

Romango: WHAT THE CRAP?!

Titaly: *flails limbs and accidentally swallows 37.4 bananas*

Pru-ssia-niqua: *takes out a box from his hair and hides in it safely*

Jormanee: bY THE POWER OF DOITSU, I SU-

Ja-peter-pan: *quickly uses his ninja skills and stops the bananas from falling*

Admin: good job! One point for Ja-peter-pan!

Admin: Jormanee, you almost got it! And Pru-ssia-niqua, nice thinking!

Pru-ssia-niqua: *pops out of box and puts it back in his hair* *bows* thank you, thank you, I'm awesome, I know!

Jormanee: *does the "u r ded" sign with his finger and throat to Ja-peter- pan*

((Y'know, when you draw your finger across your neck and kinda narrow your eyes and give them a death glare?))

Jormanee - 0

Pru-ssia-niqua - 0

Ja-peter-pan - 1

Titaly - 0

Romango - 0

-Lesson Two: Accuracy!-

Romango: are you sure this is safe, Account-owning-bastard?

Admin: *standing on the edge of a cliff* as sure as Jormanee loves Titaly!

Jormanee: WHAT.

Admin: do your best to catch me! *jumps off*

Romango: *runs around, trying to predict where Admin is falling to so he can catch her*

Titaly: *trying to help Romango from the side* LEFT! NO, RIGHT! WAIT, LEFT AGAIN!

Romango: I THINK I GOT IT!! *stays in one place and holds arms out*

Admin: *falls about 28/!482$-£\936&3€.¥90 meters away from him*

Romango: GOSH DAMMIT, THIS IS RIGGED!

Admin: I literally fell froM THE FUCKING SKY DO YOU THINK I PURPOSELY TRIED TO LAND SO THAT DIRT GOES UP MY NOSE?!

Romango: yes?

Admin: *explodes*

Romango: *sings* is it too late now to say sorry?

Admin: STFU I HATE THAT SONG.

JB: well then.

JB: rude.

JB: *walks away with sass*

Pru-ssia-niqua: where did that dude come from?

Admin: Canada.

Admin: don't ask.

Pru-ssia-niqua: I... I wasn't going to...

Admin: GOOD!!

Everyone else: 0_0 gosh golly Admin needs a chill pill.

Admin: YOU LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT I--

-BEEEEEPPP-

Quezon: um, due to technical difficulties-

Caesar: more like Admin difficulties.

Minnesota: tru. Very tru.

Quezon: anyways, please enjoy this commercial break!

--

Quezon: are you sick and tired of bitches ruining your day?

Minnesota: I'm sick and tired of bitches always ruining my day!

Quezon: then you need the Bitch Repellent! *gives MN the Bitch Repellent*

Minnesota: WOW! IT'S AMAZING!

Quezon: one spray a day keeps the bitches away!

Minnesota: *sprays once on herself* AMAZING! SO CONVENIENT!

Caesar: *tries walking over to MN but crashes into some magical, invisible force field* what the...?

Caesar: *yells to MN* WHY CAN'T I GET TO YOU?!

Quezon: *yells back to Cracker* SHE USED MY NUMBER ONE FAMOUS BITCH REPELLENT!

Caesar: YEAH, AND?

Caesar: *suddenly realizes* WAIT A SECON--

//scene switch\\

Quezon: for your convenience, Bitch Repellent gets worn off in three weeks!

Minnesota: MAGNIFICENT! I LOVE IT!

Quezon: so get your very own Bitch Repellent, at 1-800-upupdowndown-leftrightleftright-BA-selectstart or, you could visit our website, at www.thisisarealwebsitelolgetrekt.org.

Minnesota: ONLY THIRTY EIGHT PAYMENTS OF $99.99 PLUS $99.99 SHIPPING AND HANDLING! SO CHEAP!

Quezon: get your own while they're sill in store!

-BEEEEEPP-

Admin: aannd... we're back!

Everyone else's spirits: *chilling in the background*

Their bodies: *chilling on the ground*

Admin: *looks into the reflection of Reader's eyes/glasses* what are you looking at...

Admin: OH SHIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

Admin: *grabs their spirits and shoves them into their corpse's throats*

Pru-ssia-niqua: holy shit... WE'RE ALIVE AGAIN!

Titaly: it's a Christmas miracle!

Romango: it's not even Christmas.

Titaly: ...what?

Jormanee: Christmas passed, like, weeks ago.

Ja-peter-pan: it's okay, you didn't know bECAUSE ADMIN HASN'T UPDATED SINCE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Admin: *nervous sweating* haha... hehhhh... um LET'S GET BACK TO THE NEXT LESSON!!