rick: hey! ari!

ari: o-o-oh hey!

ari: thinks im gonna make this man drunk until he fuck me!

rick: thinks if i can fck with this girl.. maybe i can dump kevin!

side note: too lazy to describe how they get drenk

kevin: at home it's already 12.. w-w-why ari's not home yet.. ?

also kevin: goes to the bar to check out ari

ari: thinks why am i still thinking of my love for kevin when im fucking rick... what is wrong with me!

kevin: finds out which hotel ari is in

also kevin: kachow the hotel 696 room door then burst in

also also kevin: ARI!

ari and rick both gets surprised

awkward silence

kevin: y-y-you're banging rick...

rick: i-i-i can explain! baby! 

ari: it's not what you think baby!

kevin: a-a-ari... rick is the guy whose tongue i licked a few days ago... and rick... ari's my gf!

ari: s-s-so do you love rick..?

kevin: k-k-kinda... i found out im bisexual for a month now..! (side not: gacha scenario) im sorry baby.. im still in love with though! just don't know what's wrong with.. me!

rick: .. so we all love each other.. baby.. why don't you join us!

kevin: joins the party

kevin: pulls out sword

(side note: nights like this im a knight like this, sword in my hand I'll fight like this)

(insert collard greens lyrics)

kevin: kachow 2 pussies with one sword

ari: s-s-s-s-ss--sslow down bb !

kevin: s-s-sorry bb.. i can't

rick: kevin... pull it out...

kevin: i can't... it's only half of it bb...

ollie the hotel manager: knocks on door

ollie: excuse me miss or mister.. you're making too many noises..!

kevin: ok babies.. wait for me

kevin: comes to the door, opens the door

kevin: sorry for the inconvenience.. but we're doing a very important sciene project here!

ollie: oh! sorry for bothering your project! continue!

kevin: d-d-do you want to join our science project ?

ollie: maybe! but not rn! i have stuffs to do!

kevin: o-o-ok then, here's my number... call me when you're free!