While at the Job Interview

Me: *Bursts in through the door*

Me: Hai I'm gay, fuck off if your name is Patrisha. *slams leg on the desk*

Me: AND WHO ZHE FUCK ARE YOU? *points walking stick at Zeke, while talking in a German Accent*

Zeke: *cowers* Zeke.

Me: OH WHY HELLO THERE 'GAY', WELCUM TO THE JOB!!!

Zeke: But that's-

Me: Shhhhhhhh *puts a finger to Zeke's lips*

Me: You're all hired, I'm too lazy for this shit...

*Silence*

Me: GET TO WORK!!!