Kree (cheerfully): Why, hello, everyone! Why don't you tell Fire here, (opens eyes that become red orbs) that she shouldn't lose a story and give up on it?

me: I knew that was Kree..... ToT

Kree (creepily): Of course. I mean, you keep working on other originals, but not me. The place I should have invaded all along was your original stories. I'm quite jealous, Fire, that you would continue on your perverted ones, but not me, your favorite, first actually original story.

me: (looking to thee side embarrassed) I... I do like Neek-kun... And I like my story ToT

Kree: Exactly. Find my story and work on it. Your favorite stories are always read to others, but not shared here often. Also, (narrows eyes) you barely work on your favorites.

me: It's not my fault! You guys are written, not on technology that I have everywhere! DX

Kree (eyes glow red): Finish Kree or else.

me: Eep!

Natsume: Wow, now I'm the fill-in.

Kree and Natsume (Kree smirking evilly and Natsume just bored): The Beginning Play is out.

me: Again, Beginning Play?

Natsume: You still don't get the-

-Beginning Play out-

So I wake up... to being sucked.

You heard me, being sucked.

Urgh, he really is an insect, isn't he?

"You do realize that in human culture, sucking is for MARRIED people to do to each other, don't you?" I said annoyed. He stopped sucking my hair.

"Human cwutcher?"

"Meete, get dressed," Techrot threw a boy uniform over him.

"Yaay! School!" he jumped off and started to take his shirt off.

"Wah, don't undress in front of me!!!"

"Huh?" he looked through his shirt, for he already had taken it half off. I covered my eyes.

"Do that in the bathroom!!"

"School!!" he yelled happily.

"No, don't do it at-" My eye twitched. He still continued un-well, dressing now.

"Meete, wait," Techrot said as he started putting the shorts on.

"Hm?" he stopped and looked at him.

"Change your boxers, too. Here," he threw white briefs at him. I covered my eyes.

"Again, don't change in front of me!!!" I screamed.

"School!!" he ran out.

Shee-

I blinked. I covered my eyes again- Now TECHROT was changing!!

"I believe that there is no significance at seeing the other sex. As far as I'm concerned, humans are just stupid enough to think it does have significance. Meete somehow is smarter than humans in that area. He does it without a second thought. He's even slept naked against me, which I was not very fond of. We are like brothers, but I still value love. Though it is at the bottom of my 'importance list.' Now, change yourself, so we can go. Change quickly, for it takes Meete only a few minutes to realize he has no idea where he's going." I peeked through my hands at him. Good, he's finished. I put my hands on my hips.

"Fine, get out."

"Humans are so stupid," he walked out. I started changing. Soon enough, right as I was walking down the stairs, I heard the doorbell ring, and Techrot opened the door. Meete stood there.

"Where school?" he asked. Wow, I'm lucky I get ready so fast. I walked the rest of the stairs and walked out the door.

"Follow me."

"Techwah, what's a human cwutcher?"

"It's some kind of giant spirit that clutches humans so hard, it kills them, I guess."

"NO!! I'd said human CULTURE!!!" I screamed at them.

"Ah. Yes, he doesn't know that word. She means the human way of things."

"Oh, so sucking pollen for married?"

"I've told you before- she doesn't have pollen!!"

Yup, knew it. He was sucking my hair for pollen.

"Why do you always suck the top of the head though?"

Techrot looked at me, "Pollen's at the top of a flower, what else? He's just too stupid to know the difference between a human or flower if he smells pollen."

"I-I see... He thinks I'm a... flower....."

"Kateno-chan?!!" I heard and turned around. Ah... That's my friend, Toki...

"Are you dating these guys?"

"Pollen!!!" Meete jumped at her, and Techrot held him back.

"It's not the kind you like!! It's human eggs!!"

Wait... what?

"Pollen," Meete looked at him, eyes sparkling innocently.

"No. She has none. She's a stupid human."

"Pollen."

"No."

"Look, you better not suck every girl you see, Meete. Uh..."

"I don't think that's possible, human girl."

"Wh....."

"I ate some pollen this morning."

"So he doesn't just suck girls?"

"I already told you that the sex matters none to us, haven't I?"

"Um, no."

"Well, we don't. Meete doesn't have any idea what gender is. It's not of use, so I don't bother."

"WAIT, WHAT IF HE STARTS LIKING SOME GUY?!!"

"Meete isn't attracted to anything but pollen. He has no idea what love is. And besides, your kind is getting into that stuff, despite the inability to produce, are they not?"

"Yes, but- it's not allowed!!"

"That makes absolutely no sense, but I suppose I should expect nothing less from humans."

"Why do you insult humans when you-"

"I am merely 57% human. Meete has only about 20% of him being human. I, though mostly human, do not care for humans. I only care about me and Meete. Nothing else matters."

"I see... Makes sense I suppose..."

"Now, lead us to the school, girl."

"I have a name you know."

"I do not care."

So I lead them to school. And now they had introductions.

"Good morning, you good-for-nothing-but-birth humans. I am Techrot, and this," he gestured to Meete, "is Multion, though he prefers Meete."

"Why you there?" he pointed at me.

"Who cares, Meete. I believe I will succeed farther than your tiny human minds can fathom, but Meete however will be lower."

"Um, what's your last name?" the teacher asked. Techrot turned to her.

"I am Techrot Birth. Meete's last name is Taskre."

"Mama!!"

"Yes, your mom."

"What Birth for?"

"The Elders named me that. My mother had no part in my name."

"SAAD!!!" he yelled.

"Uh, do you have any interests?" the teacher asked.

"Fun?"

"Yeah, fun."

"Pollen!!" he yelled happily.

"I enjoy technology."

The class was quiet.

"I despise any living things beside me and Meete."

"AND SCHOOL!!!!" Meete screamed.

"Yes, we've always wanted to go to school."

"Um... sit where you want."

"I would like to sit there," he pointed two seats away from me. That seat was isolated. No one sat there...

"There!!" Meete pointed next to me.

"I will help Meete with his learning." His eyes narrowed dangerously, "Though you will allow him to ask questions, or you will pay the price."

"Um... a-alright..." And they sat where they'd pointed at before.

During school... Meete asked every question possible... for an idiot. And at lunch...

"What would you like to eat?" the lady asked.

"Eat? Pollen!!" he said happily. I face-palmed myself. Techrot asked what they have.

"We have cheeseburgers, pizza, mac n' cheese, corn, and lettuce..."

"What do you want, Meete?"

"Hm... I want pollen from Mac."

"No. That's different."

"Huh? Henh... Con? Lett-ice... Cheeseburgers... piz-zah... What pizza?"

"We have cheese, pepperoni, bacon, black olives, and Marley's Special- Veggie Pizza."

"Veggie?"

"Vegetables," Techrot answered him.

"Ah, vege-tah-bles. Yeah, Marley's Pollen."

"He'd like Marley's Special, please."

"Alright, anything else?"

"Pollen!!"

"No, thank-you bag-head," Techrot took Meete's tray.

"Car-" Meete started.

"Let's go," Techrot exited.

At the table, Meete dug in while Techrot ate circuits. Wait, circuits?!!

"Are you trying to kill yourself?!!" my friend asked before I could.

"No, I eat circuits daily if pollen is not available. I dislike human food," he ate the circuits like a rich man would eat spaghetti. But then girls started swarming our table, and I got kicked off with my friend.

Techrot's POV

I ate my circuits as Meete ate his pizza messily, and girls fawned all over. I detected pollen from some, but Meete wasn't realizing yet.

"What are your hobbies?!!"

"What kind of girls do you like?!!"

"You're really hot, you know!!!"

"I like technology; I do not care much for girls, and I do not believe I'm burning."

"Whoaaa, this boy takes everything literally..."

"Eating pollen!! Pollen girls!!! Hottieee!!" Meete answered.

"You like hotties?"

"Heh?" he cocked his head. "No, I don't like hot."

"Cute?"

"Maybe."

"You're extremely hot~~" a girl squirmed.

"No, I don't like hot!! It hurts!! Bad!!"

They blinked.

"Um, hot is kind of like handsome or sexy..."

"Oh, they mean we look good. Thank-you for the compliment, girl."

"Yaay! I look good!! I'm a flower!!!"

I sighed, "Live in your stupid fantasy while you can, Meete."

"I'm a pretty flower!!!"

The girls all glomped on him, saying stuff like "Aww, you're so cute~!!"

I'd expect nothing more from lowly humans.

"ARGH!!!" the girl came through the crowd.

"Welcome back. Just so you know, Meete's living a fantasy, so don't run on his parade."

"Wha-"

"Flower-chan~!!" It's hard not for me to run on it.

"Tell us about yourself!!!"

I'd been messing with my antennas as usual, and when I heard what they'd asked him, I practically broke my antenna by twisting it too hard and fast. I screamed at the pain. Any pain in my antenna was more intense, even further than in normal insect humans.

"Nii-chans!!" Meete cried, and continued crying as he tried to claw his way over. The girls were holding him back.

"I'm fine, Meete. Just a malfunction. Twisted too hard." He blinked a few times.

"M-Malfunction? Twist? Oh!" he smiled. "I help!"

"No, you will not!!" He twists it fifty more times before I whack him away. As in, he cannot help my antennas, and all he does is hurt it more, time and time again. I twisted it back and sighed.

At least he hadn't told them his annual 'about Meete and his friends thing'.

Yes, that's right. When someone asks him about him, and sometimes even if they don't, he tells them about us.

Insect humans.

Though he has an extremely odd version.

"So tell us about yourself, young insect human," the bee queen said when he was seven. We'd- or, Meete- had gotten us into a whole lot of trouble with her. In other words, he had eaten a whole lot of honey and babies.

That's right. Babies. He thought they were food before we- or, he- got caught.

The queen was extremely smug yet annoyed.

"I'm an insect human- a wawe one! Then I shalf tell yous about insect hu-mans!! An insect human is born when Nii-san tells me about 'dem. Supposedwy, they born when insect has food of a human."

Yes, he thinks babies are food. That's why he hadn't stopped when I told him those were babies he was eating.

"Wha... Wh-"

"And insect humans are usually really big, and they're the only smart thing-a-ma-bobs on this planet. Humans are stupid, and insects are-"

"Waaah, Meete!!!"

"Hm?"

"Do not say that in front of the Bee Queen!!"

"... Alright, I skip the line of 'even stupider'!" I face-palmed myself.

He just never got it.

"So I am rare, and I am part human! I am very stupid, and I... I... Insect humans eat pollen!!" His eyes sparkled as he said 'pollen'. "But many insect humans-"

"Some, Meete. Not even close to even HALF."

"Yeah, that. Many insect humans have another source of food." I face-palmed myself.

He never got ANYTHING.

"Insect humans are sometimes stupid."

NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE! JUST FIVE SECONDS AGO- or really, about 1.2 minutes ago -YOU SAID INSECT HUMANS WERE THE SMARTEST THINGS ON EARTH!!!

Which was actually supposed to be I was the smartest being on earth. Of course, though, Meete got it all mixed up.

That's Meete for you. The dumbest being on the planet.

So there you have it. Meete has the worst explanation of insect humans. And I didn't even get into his SELF-explanation, also known as the worst self-encouraging speech EVER.

Meete says stuff that he doesn't even understand.

Like 'stupid'. He has no idea what that means. Let alone 'smart'.

He'll probably NEVER know what they mean.

"Meete-kun~" Alright. I'm getting annoyed with this. I shot up.

"Meete does not understand anything going with 'love'. We have no use of girls, except to have babies."

"Food!!"

"No, not food, idiot. Anyway, we have no use for your attraction to us-"

"Pollen!!"

My eye twitched. He was so dang stupid.

"Not necessarily, Meete. It's a less form of attraction. They don't have to carry it out."

"Poor pollen!!"

"You're the 'pollen'," I said aggitated.

"Poor me-chan~!!!"

"Tch. It's FINE. It's better if you AREN'T used."

"Pa- uh- Unh?"

"Eh? Ah! It's Meete's nap time!!"

I'd almost forgotten!!

"Crud, stay awake, Meete, just for enough time to get to a bed or something!!"

"Ennnnnh~??"

Crud, he's falling asleep. And fast. I'm only lucky he's dazed for 30.27 minutes before he fully goes to sleep.

I picked him up in my arms.

"Kyaaa!!! He picked him up bridal-style!!!!"

What on any planet is that? Sigh, leave it to humans to make such a stupid name.

I carried him outside and climbed him into a tree. All the girls followed us here.

"Kyaaaa, so cool~!!!!!!!"

I took off some leaves and made a blanket with them, intertwining them with tiny twigs that wouldn't hurt or bother Meete. I laid it over him and sat next to him.

I honestly, was pretty tired myself.

I twisted my antenna over and over again to calm myself down as I fell asleep.

Man, what a half day.

Some people are extremely stupid.

Like the girls.

I swear, I figuratively exploded when I woke up.