So I'm covered in slime, unable to move.

But at least I can talk. "What were those wings? Why is your hair messy? Why does your friend keep shifting his hair around?"

The friend was the one to answer. "Butterfly. Only his is. And I'm not shifting my hair; it's my antenna."

"Wait, what are you guys then?"

"Before that, are there other questions? Answering what we are is long."

"Okay, who are you?"

"My name is Techrot, and he's called Meete. However, his real name is Multion."

"And what's this slime?"

"His saliva that can control anything that it is on. With his will, anything that has his saliva on it will do what he wants it to, from being still to shaking uncontrollably. Any other questions?"

"Not really, no."

"Then, I will answer your former question. We are insect humans. A bug has offspring with a human, and it results in a human insect. There are all sorts of us, usually depending on what insect the parent was. Usually, the human is unaware if an insect has sex with them or not.

"However, me and Meete are on a whole different level. I've been intelligent since even before my birth, and Meete has more insect types in him than any other insect human has ever had. It's hard to even keep track of how many. I have them written down in a secret place."

"Why secret?"

"Because. People, whether insect, human, or both, would want to use or experiment on him if they knew how many types he is. I am the only one who knows. No other living being was able to figure out the number of species he is. In the record of insect humans, it says he has 23+ types.

"Now, more on what we insect humans are. Most insect humans eat pollen for food. But when we do it directly, we suck up the whole flower. That's why most insect humans suck the pollen from somewhere else, such as a human or something. It's also why types that eat more than just pollen, such as a insect human that has tick DNA is lucky."

"I see..."

"Now then, what are you going to do with this information?"

You ask that AFTER you've already told me?

"I don't know. I don't really have anything to use it for."

"Oh come on, I just spent three minutes and 12.4 seconds that could have been spent on finding some food, explaining what we are. You're going to provide us."

"Huuh?"

"We've always wanted to go to school." I stood dumbfounded as the other, Meete, shot up, screaming 'SCHOOL?!!'

"Yes, school, Meete. This little girl is going to help us realize our dream. But don't show your wings there, or you'll be expelled, and you won't be able to go anymore."

"Okay!!" he said happily.

"And it helps that you stupid humans think our antennas are pieces of hair. Did you know that humans aren't smart enough to tell a piece of hair from an antenna, Meete?"

"Look, it's not my fault I thought it was hair! It isn't everyday you meet some crazy insects that look like humans!!"

"We ARE humans. Most insect humans, in fact, are 50% human, 50% insect. I, however, am 29% insect; 57% human. The other 34% is classified as mechanic because we had no other way to describe my intellectual part. But in fact, it is part of my DNA."

"Huh..."

Wait, doesn't that mean he'll exceed in school? Hm, it would be interesting to see how these two fair in school. One too dumb to even speak right, and the other so smart, I can't understand half of what he's saying.

"All right, I'll help you enroll."

He nodded, "Good."

So that's how these two odd insect humans came into my life.

But I never knew what a hassle it would be.

To have them at school and especially...

Housing them.

All right, so we finally have a clue about what an insect human is. We also know why Meete and Techrot are so unique. Is everyone enjoying the story so far? I plan to have this not as perverted as my other stories, but I don't seem to be able of creating a story like that >,> So we'll see!!!