All right, so since there's some interest in this (and from some of my favorite readers, so how can I say no?), I'm going to do a Q&A with moi. Got questions for me? Ask them here! Or on my message board. Or PM me. Whatever you'd like.

I do hold the right not to answer any questions of my choosing (it's probably not gonna be many, but there's some stuff I just don't want to answer). Questions can be about anything. Basic stuff, writing stuff, cat stuff, weird stuff (I'm weird, so some of my answers could be weirder than your questions).

I'll probably give it a week to gather questions before I close them to start writing up responses.

So have at it. Hope I don't bore you . . . or scare you away . . .