I will give you one guess onto what day of the year Lucifer and Chloe got married on.

If you guessed June 6th, AKA 6/6, AKA the closet date they could get to 666, then you'd be correct, cause honestly when else were they gonna do it, November??

The wedding wasn't until the afternoon, but the entire Novak house still woke up at the crack of dawn to freak out about it.

"WEDDING DAY!!!!" Hannah yelled as she flew down the stairs. Gabriel threw a pancake at her.

"WEDDING BREAKFAST!" He yelled back as it slapped her in the face. Hannah peeled the pancake off her face.

"You're lucky you did that before I did my makeup," She warned, eating the pancake.

"Of course I did it before, I have to get all my annoying sibling things out NOW so I don't do anything wrong later!" Gabriel insisted, pouring orange juice into Cas's cereal before he could add the milk. 

"Joke's on you," Cas muttered. "I'm still gonna eat this."

"Couldn't you just," Hannah waved a hand. "NOT be annoying for a day?"

"I would but I have literally no idea how," Gabriel said seriously. 

"Then you're right to get it out of your system now," Anna insisted. "Because if anything goes wrong in this wedding, if ONE PETAL ISN'T PERFECT, I WILL PERSONALLY KILL EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE."

"It's amazing how you've become a Bridezilla without being the one getting married," Michael said.

"Bitch please, the whole family is full of Bridezillas cause THIS DAY MUST BE PERFECT."

"The day's already perfect," Lucifer said, sliding into the room with a grin. "I just wish the morning would go by faster."

"Anticipation is a good thing, Luci," Chuck insisted. "Much better than cold feet."

"Were you excited when you got married?" Cas asked. Chuck scoffed.

"Oh no. Oh definitely not- I threw up before the ceremony. It might've been from nerves, or it could've just been the gas station sushi I ate the day before, but either way, it was not fun." They all stared at him and Chuck shrugged. "The way I see it, it just means Satan is starting his marriage off right."

"They do say that the wedding day sets the tone for the rest of your relationship," Anna said. 

"Then I predict the rest of it will be AWESOME," Lucifer declared. "Because I feel amazing. Satan's having a great day."

The front door was kicked in, seeing as they never bothered to replace it after Lucifer broke it, and Amara burst inside, her arms full of shopping bags. 

"Who's ready for a party where everyone is in uncomfortable clothes!" She asked. The rest of them cheered. Amara wandered over and dumped one of the shopping bags out on the table, hundreds and hundreds of travel packs of tissues falling from it. 

"What the-" Michael started. 

"Chuck will need them," She explained. Chuck hugged her.

"You know me so well," He insisted.

"Yeah yeah, don't let it go to your head."

"Too late!"

"God I wish I had abandoned you after your wife left."

"No you don't, you love us."

"I love steamy romance novels and chocolate covered strawberries. I love no human other than myself, don't try to put yourself on a level you're not at."

"If you don't love us, then why are you going to the wedding?" Gabriel questioned. Amara shrugged.

"Free cake, I get to see my brother make a fool of himself, and Satan's wedding is a once in a lifetime opportunity, nobody should miss that."

"Glad to see your priorities are in order."

There was a knock on the doorframe and they spun around to see Chloe standing in the doorway.

Anna screamed and tackled Lucifer so that he fell out of Chloe's sight.

"...Okay then..." Chloe offered. 

"THE BRIDE AND GROOM CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WEDDING!" Anna screeched. 

"Seriously??" Lucifer groaned. "Annie we don't care about that stuff!"

"That whole rule only exists so that people with arranged marriages wouldn't run away ahead of time," Cas explained.

"DON'T CARE, IT'S BAD LUCK IF YOU SEE EACH OTHER." Anna insisted. Chloe grinned.

"Most bad luck stuff usually has the reverse effect on us," She said. "If anything, us seeing each other before the wedding would probably make things even better."

"EXACTLY!" Lucifer agreed, clawing his way up the counter while Anna fought to drag him back down. 

"You're not seeing me in my dress before it though," Chloe said quickly. "I'm not budging on that."

"Fair enough!" Lucifer let out a yelp as Anna pulled harder and he fell back down.

"Speaking of my dress, where's Balthazar?" Chloe asked. "He said he had some last minute thing to add to it." 

"I'M HERE!" Balthazar yelled, stumbling down the stairs with a crazed look in his eye. "I was up like ALL NIGHT PERFECTING IT, BUT IT'S DONE AND IT'S WONDERFUL AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHAT I DID SO COME WITH ME." Chloe's eyes widened.

"What exactly did you DO to it?" She asked, slightly worried. She and Balthazar had spent AGES on the dress, seeing as Balth had insisted on making it from scratch. They had designed it together and Chloe and Hannah had spent hours singing showtunes while Balthazar carefully tailored it to perfection. But if Balth had changed the whole thing overnight...

"Do you remember-" Balthazar paused, not wanting to spoil it in front of Lucifer and the others.

"Twenty first night of SEPTEMBER-" His siblings chorused and Balthazar groaned. 

"Just come with me." He dragged Chloe up the stairs and out of earshot. "Do you remember how you said you wanted there to be some sort of red or fire aspect to the dress because Lucifer is Satan and you wanted to be like the Queen of Hell, but the only idea we came up with was hand stitched flames or something, and it looked super cheesy and we scratched the idea?" Chloe nodded. Of course she remembered. It had been a quiet disappointment to not have any sort of hell aspect to her outfit, but she had settled for some fire colored pins in her hair.

"WELL," Balthazar beamed. "I did a bunch of research and found an idea, but it's tricky so I didn't want your dress to be my first attempt, so I practiced a bunch and then I FINALLY got it right and it looks AMAZING SO HERE LOOK LOOK LOOK WHAT I DID-" He threw open his bedroom door, a dress form mannequin with the dress on it in the center of the room and Chloe gasped.

Her dress was still in one piece, thankfully, but now the bottom half was flame colored, bright reds and orange yellow slicking up, like it was burning from the bottom up in the most epic way possible.

"What-" Chloe stared, gaping at it. 

"It's fabric dye," Balthazar explained. "They call it ombre, apparently, and it's my new favorite thing ever, especially when you pair it with white like this." He made a dramatic chef's kiss motion as Chloe circled the dress. "PLEASE tell me you like it and not that I've just ruined your wedding."

"Are you kidding?" Chloe started. "Balthazar it's SO PERFECT I'M GONNA CRY!" She let out a little happy cry and then started wiping at her eyes. "Oh my god, you actually made me cry."

"HANG ON-" Balthazar ran back downstairs and grabbed one of the tissue packs.

"What did you do?" Lucifer demanded.

"Darling," Balthazar insisted. "I just made this wedding a WHOLE NEW TIER OF PERFECT. I AM A GENIUS."

"You barely graduated high school," Anna reminded him. "Genius seems like a bit of a stretch."

"You'll be eating those words in a few hours!" Balth sang, running back up the stairs.

*****

A few hours later, the Novaks and the wedding party were at the venue, a pretty garden Chloe had found just outside of Lawrence, and last minute wedding preparations were in full swing. 

Anna, looking more angry than usual in her red bridesmaid dress, ran around double checking things with all the staff while Chloe and Lucifer got dressed.

"MICHAEL," Lucifer yelled, starting to panic. "I FORGOT HOW TO TIE A TIE." Satan's brothers exchanged a look.

"Best man duties call," Michael declared, rushing to go help his brother.

"He's been doing ties for YEARS," Gabriel started. "How did he-"

"Wedding jitters," Cas explained.

"Did you REALLY just use the word 'jitters'?"

"That's the term!"

"Yeah but NOBODY OUR AGE SAYS THAT."

"I just did."

"And it was weird as all hell."

"Jitters."

"See? WEIRD."

"I think you just don't like the word."

"That's not true." They stood in silence for a moment. 

"Jitters jitters jitters jitters-" Cas started.

"STOP IT!"

*****

"Balth, you have OUTDONE yourself," Hannah insisted. Chloe twirled in her dyed dress while Hannah, Balthazar, and the other bridesmaids gushed over the dress.

"It was totally worth all the times I stabbed myself with a needle," Balthazar said. "And the hallucinations I got from the dye fumes."

"The what now?" Hannah's eyes widened.

"The hallucinations," He said seriously. "There was a solid hour where I thought I was a french guy named Sebastian and that there was a moose named Jared trying to hunt me down and massage me."

"Honey, that's not healthy."

"Of course it's not, but look at Chloe, it was totally worth it."

****

The ceremony began in the late afternoon, and Chuck quietly cried for the entire thing, Amara wordlessly passing him tissues the whole time. They sat in the front row with Chloe's parents while the rest of the Novak siblings filled in roles at the front as groomsmen and bridesmaids. Amongst the rest of the chairs were Charlie, Lydia, Jo and Ellen, Bobby, Chastity, the Winchesters, and more of Chloe's nameless family.

Things had started out calm. Lucifer had walked up the aisle with a devilish grin on his face, his brothers following behind him. The bridesmaids had followed and then,

Then Chloe had appeared.

Lucifer nearly passed out at the sight of her and Michael discreetly hit him to prevent him from actually fainting.

For Balthazar had outdone himself, and Chloe looked every bit the Queen of Hell she was.

"You look handsome," Chloe whispered to Lucifer, smiling at him as she took his hand. Lucifer gaped back at her in pure awe.

"I don't English has a word for this level of pretty," He whispered back, still staring at her. "I'll think up one and get back to you." Her smile widened and Amara swore and started fishing out tissues for herself.

Midway through the ceremony the sun began to set, turning the sky a brilliant shade of red that matched the wedding's theme and made Cas wonder if his brother had planned it that way on purpose. Knowing Satan, he probably had.

But it made for some pretty great pictures when after the vows (And both of them yelling 'HELL FUCKING YEAH' instead of 'I do') they had kissed under the red sky and everyone launched into a chaos of cheers.

You couldn't see the floor by Chuck and Amara's feet due to all the tissues, but nobody really cared. They were entitled to their tears.

****

The reception, or as Gabriel had deemed it THE PARTAY, started shortly after and, as it usually happened with any function the Novaks were present at, all hell broke loose in the best way possible.

"Who knew Satan was such a romantic?" Dean commented. 

"Everyone," Cas said seriously. "Everyone knew."

"AMARA TELL ME HOW TO STOP CRYING!" Chuck pleaded. His sister dabbed at her eyes and then hit him.

"IF I KNEW I'D STOP MYSELF." She declared. 

"MY BABY GOT MARRIED."

"I KNOW."

"AMARA MY LITTLE SATAN GOT MARRIED."

"I KNOW."

Most weddings usually had a dignified moment where the newlywed couple were introduced and then burst into the room. 

Chloe and Lucifer's entrance consisted of Lucifer kicking the reception doors open and Chloe charging in, popping a bottle of champagne and screaming "I AM THE GREATEST SATANIST THAT HAS EVER LIVED!"

"YOU'RE A NOVAK NOW!" Michael yelled back.

"NO TAKE BACKSIES!" Hannah went on. 

*****

Dinner went smoothly, and Gabriel thought that the high point of the evening so far had to have been when they cut the cake, and Chloe had wound up and utterly smashed an entire slice of cake into Lucifer's face.

"First a rock," Satan commented, picking cake pieces off his face. "And now cake. Your weapons are getting less lethal but your aim is improving as time goes on."

"Glad I have your approval," Chloe insisted. 

"Mmhmm. Now are you gonna help me get this frosting off my face or what?" 

"Of course." She leaned in and kissed him.

****

The bouquet toss had been next, and Charlie, Jo, Anna, Hannah, Mary, Amara, Ellen, Lydia, Chastity, and Balthazar had circled up to try and catch it. 

"Alright, what kind of stakes are we looking at here?" Jo asked.

"If one of us catches it, we have to get married," Charlie said. "Like, I know that's the tradition and all but seriously. If one of us catches this, I will consider it a proposal." Jo paused.

"...I have to catch those DAMN FLOWERS-" She started, shoving Anna in the face.

"No way, toss them toward me!" Chastity pleaded. "I wanna see if I'll have luck with a fifth husband!"

"You won't," Balthazar declared. "Unless it's me."

"You're a dear, Balthazar, but I won't marry you."

"YOU WOUND ME, LUCINDA."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT."

"YOU'RE APART OF THE FAMILY, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO CALL YOU BY YOUR REAL NAME, NOT YOUR STAGE ONE."

"TOO BAD."

Chloe threw the bouquet and loud screeches started up as everyone lunged and batted at it. The flowers touched Lydia's hand and she screamed, spiking them away from her...

...And directly into the hands of Ellen Harvelle.

"YES!" Amara shouted, pumping her fist in the air. "I'M DESTINED TO REMAIN SINGLE." Lydia high fived her.

"You know what this means Ellen," Hannah started. "You're gonna be the next one to get married!" Ellen laughed.

"I don't know about that," She insisted, glancing over at Bobby, who had gone completely red. The rest of the party exchanged smirks and went about their business while Lucifer high fived Chloe.

"Mission accomplished," He declared.

"Happy to help," Chloe said.

"How did you manage to rig a bouquet toss?" Chloe shrugged innocently and shot Lydia a thumbs up.

"A girl can't reveal all her secrets, now can she?"

Music started up shortly after the toss and from there the party started to rage.

Everyone danced with everyone at some point, all cares lost to the chaos. Cas didn't even notice who was dancing with who or what until about two hours in when he and Dean stopped to breathe and he glanced around. Chloe and Michael were just jumping up and down and making progressively louder weird noises at each other, Gabriel was spinning Ellen Harvelle around. Chuck was doing some sort of improvised tango with Chastity, Balthazar had somehow roped Chloe's grandmother into dancing with him, Sam was attempting to teach Lydia and Hannah the dance from Friends, Amara was sitting on one of the tables playing a drinking game with Chloe's father, Anna, and Bobby, and Lucifer and Jo were crying with laughter over something while Charlie and Mary broke out dance moves that were decades too old for this party.

It was pure chaos and none of them would have it any other way. 

"This is AMAZING!" Cas yelled to Dean, both of them grinning. Dean shrugged.

"Eh," He waved a hand. "Our wedding will be better." Cas blushed and smiled wider.

"Oh really?"

"Definitely. I refuse to be one upped by Satan."

*****

At two in the morning, the venue kicked them out, bringing an end to the festivities. The guests all ended home, all varying degrees of tipsy, exhausted, light headed, or a combination of all three. Chloe and Lucifer hung back, only climbing into a car once everyone else was gone.

"What now?" Chloe asked.

"Now," Lucifer started, undoing his tie. "I have one more little wedding surprise, if you're up for it."

"Really?"

"Yup."

"Well you know I'm in, what is it?" Satan smirked.

"It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you!" Chloe groaned.

"Luciiiii-" He held up the tie.

"I'm gonna have to blindfold you just in case."

"Must be a really good surprise then."

"I'd like to think so." She let him tie the tie around her eyes as a blindfold, and they drove in silence for a little while before Satan stopped the car.

"Can I look now?" Chloe pleaded.

"Not yet!" He led her out of the car and Chloe frowned as her heels clicked against what seemed like asphalt.

"Lucifer, what ARE you up to?"

"Well, you know how my family has a flare for the dramatic and all..." They stopped walking and Lucifer wrapped an arm around her shoulders. "You can take off the blindfold now." She ripped it off eagerly and glanced around.

"Oh my god-"

They were on a playground. Well, not just ANY playground, of course, but the elementary school playground where they had first met. They stood before the jungle gym and a delighted, smug look rested on Lucifer's face.

"I thought we should return to where it all started," He explained. "Only this time, we both get to sit on top of the jungle gym."

"You're on," Chloe agreed, slipping off her shoes. "But I swear to Chuck, Luci, if you knock me off the top, I'm getting our marriage annulled."

"Totally understood." They climbed up, giggling like the school children they had been, and sat on top of the jungle gym. "I remember the view being a lot bigger."

"You were just a lot smaller," Chloe insisted. "And a MUCH bigger asshole."

"I was the King of Recess!" 

"You were something."

"Correction-" Lucifer stood up on the jungle gym and spread out his arms. "I AM THE KING OF RECESS!"

"And here I thought you matured a little in the last twelve years. My mistake." 

"What ever made you think I got even slightly more mature?" He asked, sitting back down. 

"Fair enough." They leaned against each other on the jungle gym. "This was a good surprise."

"It's got one more part."

"Oh?" Lucifer reached into the pocket of his suit and smirked.

"I know most couples make a big deal out of the wedding ring or having some grand thoughtful gift for each other or something, but I thought this would be better." He handed her a rock. Chloe stared at it, then at him with wide eyes.

"NO."

"Yes," His smirk grew.

"There's NO WAY you kept the rock I decked you with!"

"Oh, but I did."

"Why?" Lucifer shrugged.

"Cause I knew that day that I liked you, so I wanted something to remember you with." 

"Dammit Satan."

"What?"

"You're making me cry-"

"Why? I thought it'd be funny."

"IT IS FUNNY, BUT IT'S ALSO REALLY SWEET AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU ASSHOLE." Lucifer laughed and hugged her.

"I love you too." Chloe wiped at her eyes and the turned to him.

"Come here." She pulled him in for a kiss. 

"Best wedding ever," He muttered.

"Shut up."