Episode 2: Absolute Chaos
//Just so ya know, everyone on Discord got to see this one live//
Hermione: What's up, everyone? I'm your host, Hermione Granger!
Fleur: I am 'ze Veela LAdy', Fleur. --_-- Luci cough
Hermione: Okay so episode 2?
Scorpius: WOOO!!!!! GO HERMIONE
Fleur: //in which we play TOD but it goes terribly wrong-again (?)//
Hermione: Yess
Katie: About how Draco has a secret double life as Percy Jackson.
Fleur: wait then I'm pregnant with Dracko's child ohmygaud
Katie: NO!!!!!!!
Fleur: AHHHHHH!!
Fleur: WHAT ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT?
Katie: Disappointment that the second episode is t/d...
Narcissa: Oh geez.... What if Lucius and Cissy play truth or dare and they're dared to do seven minutes in heaven??
Hermione: Uhm-
Katie: Episode 2: About how Draco has a secret double life as Percy Jackson.
Lucy: whats seven minutes in heaven I looked it up but i don't think it's kissing for 7 minutes straight like how do you breathe?!!
Scorpius: Uhm- Through your nose. Or break apart. And breathe in between kisses. But you might choke
Lucy: And you can die choking.
Fleur: YOU CAN DIE CHOKING WHILE MAKING OUT
Hermione: *Ignores them* Okay so...whats the episode gonna be?
Fleur: I think arguing should be episode 2. Us trying to figure out the episode is the episode.
Katie: DRACO AND FLEUR!!
Lucy: Eww! Dramione!!! Drastoria.
Hermione: Uhm-
Narcissa: Eww!
Fleur: DRACKO AND FLEUR?
Katie: THIS IS THE EPISODE!!!!!!!
Hermione: This is? Oh gods.
Fleur: DRACKO. AND. FLEUR???
Lucy: No
Hermione: ...No
Lucy: No. No. No.
Fleur: *Starts to inconherently scream*
Hermione: No
Lucy: No. No. No. No. No.
Katie: Draco is Percy in PJO, and you're Aphy and you're pregnant with his child. XD
Hermione: *Turns to audience* I'm so sorry
Lucy: Ewww
Katie: That's a terrible ship
Lucy: That's just gross.
Hermione: ...
Fleur: *Is literally just screaming in the background*
Narcissa: I have no clue what's going on now...
Lucy: Same
Fleur: HEY HEY HEY IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!
Astoria: What is going on?
Rose: *Sitting in the audience wondering what is going on*
Scorpius: *Walks over to Rose* Hi!
Rose: Hi
Scorpius: Any idea what your mom's doing...?
Rose: Nope I'm getting worried about her.
Fleur: OHMYGASH HEALLY BOY
Scorpius: WHAT
Astoria: Why are Percy and Aphrodite having a kid?
Fleur: BECAUSE HEALLY BOY!
Scorpius: WHAT?!
Fleur: *Screams*
Hermione: *Looks at them with wide eyes*
Narcissa: So.... Can I leave yet? I have a wedding to plan...
Hermione: *Looks at the audience nervously* OKAY SO THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT! *Frantically tries to close the curtains*
Fleur: *Still screaming in the background*
Narcissa: *Looks shocked*
*Curtains Close*
So you understand what happened? Yeah. Me neither.
//IMMA EXPLAIN! THIS ALL HAPPENED ON DISCORD//
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