WHAT IS SWEDISM?

What is Swedism you say? SWEDISM
is a hot new religion  that involves worshiping furniture and our Lord Mister Sweden. These practices are commonly used in IKEA parking lots, where hot Danish guys can be found riding a shopping cart, being loud and obnoxious; watch out for them if you happen to be a hot-ass Norwegian. Swedism was found by some drunk, high ass fuck sexy people who believed that the path of light can be found by following the sayings of this hot-ass blond, blue-eyes swede.