All of the Nordics has pets but then there's Denmark sitting in the corner being lonely

Denmark: *sniffs* When do I get one...;-;

Finland: Hey, Denmark! We are going to this pet festival where the other countries bring their pets with them

Norway: He can't go. He doesn't have one

Denmark: I want one ;A;

Sweden: Then what do you want

Denmark: A turtle.

Sweden: You want a turtle.

Denmark: yes.

Sweden: No kidding.

Denmark: nope

Sweden: A freaking turtle.

Denmark: Spain told me they are the best pet ever.

Sweden: I never knew you like turtles.

Denmark: not a huge turtle, a little turtle or turtoise.

Sweden: Now you want a walking turtoise.

Denmark: yes...........How about a ram or a live salmon

Sweden: Denmark, you can't bring a live Salmon in the festival

Denmark: But it's a pet QAQ

Sweden: First of all, you need a huge aquarium for that. Second, you have to sail in the ocean to get one. You can't buy a live salmon in the fish store.

Denmark: Sail? *smirks*

Norway: There goes his viking spirit again

Denmark: Oh yes let's go get 'em *smirks*

Denmark: *snaps out* But I want a cute fluffy one ;A;

Sweden: A kitten?

Denmark: A kitten..............

Denmark: HOW ABOUT A HEDGEHOG

Sweden: I-

Denmark: *laughing insanely walking going to the pet shop*

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After buying a hedgehog.

Denmark: everyone, meet Toffee

Norway: A hedgehog.

Finland: Awww he's adorable! Look at his cute little ribbon tied around his neck~

Iceland: What happens if he chokes

Denmark: Nah he's fine

Norway: alright let's go

Denmark: wait! Nor, where's yours?

Norway: You can't see them. It's probably poking you

Denmark: wHAT GET OFF ME FUCKTARD OMFG

Norway: *sighs*