Norway- Snow people who always win in the winter games, gets gold

Norway- ran out of butter, and you can go to a nice and cozy jail in no time.

Denmark- Wrong Norway

Denmark- Mermaids, fairy tales, and viking spirits.

Denmark- named Greenland in a wrong way

Sweden- IKEA, and loves meatballs

Sweden- Nobel prizes

Sweden- not Norway

Sweden- The fucking savage Nordic country who doesn't give a fuck in two world wars and fucking stays neutral.

Finland- not Sweden

Finland- snipers that will kill you immidietly.

Finland- Santa Claus

Iceland- what do you mean they don't have roads?? They have cars idiot.

Iceland- people there wear sweaters like bruh

Iceland: Norway named this country really wrong.